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User is offline   Larsson. 
Posted 04 February 2008 - 11:36

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If we had a 3rd world war.

marine.
army.
airforce.
navy.
something else.

As i'm hard a nails i'd have to be a marine...first in last out.... :)

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Posted 04 February 2008 - 11:40

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I'd be a land girl.

Like Lemmon in Some Like it Hot....dig tatties aw day and then pump the other "land girls" after revealing boabie hiding under my skirt.
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Posted 04 February 2008 - 11:40

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i'd be a jihadi insurgent, in'shallah.
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Posted 04 February 2008 - 11:44

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I'd sign up to the Tartan Army - immediately making me either too fat, too drunk or too silly for actual warfare.
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Posted 04 February 2008 - 11:44

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Posted 04 February 2008 - 11:47

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View PostThundermonkey, on Feb 4 2008, 11:44, said:

I'd sign up to the Tartan Army - immediately making me either too fat, too drunk or too silly for actual warfare.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Posted 04 February 2008 - 11:47

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Tank commander.

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Actually, I would probably want to be as far away as possible.
So the South Pole to escape the nuclear holocaust for a bit.
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Posted 04 February 2008 - 11:58

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Id be neutral, like the most of the world when somethin like 5000-10000 per day (not a joke) granates and bombs were fallin on my little hometown of Vinkovci, Croatia in 1991/92. Would like to feel the pain of it and stay neutral. Call me Magnus Neutralson when that happens. :P

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Posted 04 February 2008 - 11:59

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Airforce :D
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Posted 04 February 2008 - 12:05

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If we have another proper fullblown worldwide squabble, you think you'll have time to choose? :lol:
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  Posted 04 February 2008 - 12:08

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Gunner on a tank!
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Posted 04 February 2008 - 12:09

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View PostEnigma, on Feb 4 2008, 12:08, said:

Gunner on a tank!


why not in a u-boat?
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  Posted 04 February 2008 - 12:11

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View PostRon Burgundy, on Feb 4 2008, 13:09, said:

why not in a u-boat?


Its long, hard and full of seamen!
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Posted 04 February 2008 - 12:15

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I'd put a white feather in my hat and look far too dashing to go to war.
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Posted 04 February 2008 - 12:46

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i would be a cad and a bounder who would run from your squalid war either that or i would play football in pow camp
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Posted 04 February 2008 - 12:48

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If it's a full blown 3rd World War, a dead one probably
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Posted 04 February 2008 - 12:56

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View PostRon Burgundy, on Feb 4 2008, 11:40, said:

I'd be a land girl.

Like Lemmon in Some Like it Hot....dig tatties aw day and then pump the other "land girls" after revealing boabie hiding under my skirt.


Sadly for you the other 'land girls' have had the same idea and are packing a howitzer between their legs. Not only that, they are all eager to blast a couple of love shells into your 'no mans land'. :o
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Posted 04 February 2008 - 13:58

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I'd be a universal soldier:

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Either that or i'd write poetry like Wilfred Owen and die.
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Posted 04 February 2008 - 14:00

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Home Guard.

Nothing like waving your pitchforks at the invading hordes Captain Mainwaring!
It's my solo party, it's my body, and if I choose to abuse it with my lifestyle and my music
What the f**k! I can't lose! It's my life! Why is it I can't keep you far enough away?
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Posted 04 February 2008 - 14:03

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View PostMonster, on Feb 4 2008, 14:00, said:

Home Guard.

Nothing like waving your pitchforks at the invading hordes Captain Mainwaring!


they don't like it up 'em.
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Posted 04 February 2008 - 14:04

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View PostRon Burgundy, on Feb 4 2008, 14:03, said:

they don't like it up 'em.


Of course they don't, you stupid boy!
It's my solo party, it's my body, and if I choose to abuse it with my lifestyle and my music
What the f**k! I can't lose! It's my life! Why is it I can't keep you far enough away?
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Posted 04 February 2008 - 14:08

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Posted 04 February 2008 - 14:12

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View PostMonster, on Feb 4 2008, 14:04, said:

Of course they don't, you stupid boy!


"don't tell them your name Pike"......fucking genius....one of the funniest lines ever.
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Posted 04 February 2008 - 14:16

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Sergeant Major, or something like that, some-one who is classed as being in the army but not actually in the battlefields, in fact I would rather go to jail than fight for the queen

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It's getting kind of hard to believe things are going to get better. I've been drowning too long to believe that the tide is going to turn. And I've been living too hard to believe things are going to get easier now. I'm still trying to shake off the pain from the lessons I've learned. And if I see Van Helsing, I swear to the lord I will slay him. AHA HA HA. He take you from me but I swear I won't let it be so. AHA HA HA. Blood, will run done his face, when he is decapitated AH! His head on my mantle is how I will let this world know...how much I love you.
Die, die, die....I can't
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Posted 04 February 2008 - 14:36

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View Postshaft2, on 29 April 2010 - 20:39, said:

CHS you really are a typical dream team fukwit.
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