Lyn-Marie,
on Jan 15 2008, 10:51, said:
I always intend to try something new from the takeaway, but then I spend ages pondering over it and then worrying that I might not like it and then it's a waste. After about half an hour of deliberation, I always end up having the same thing I always have. I don't know why I don't just order the same thing every time. I can't make decisions anyway, so why bother trying?
Bloody women.
I have gotten used to a brand new style of dining over the past few years.
The wife and I go into a restaurant, sit down and order drinks. Then we look at the menu. Then the person serving us asks if we'd like a couple of minutes. Then they return in a couple of minutes and ask if we'd like some more time. Then in ten minutes.
Then it gets dark.
Then the place begins to shut. Then we get locked in. Then I doze off, only awakening as dawns light filters in. Then someone opens the place up in the morning.
Then I grow a beard.
Then the person who served us first retires. After the retirement do their offspring return in the vague hope of an actual order. However, having recieved some sustenance from the nibbles at the retirement party, wife is in no hurry to order.
Sometime around 2023, in the smoking ruins of the restaurant sitting in the post-apocalyptic haze of smog, a voice can be heard:
"I'll just have what I usually have"