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Alternatives To A Dildo


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Good night last night then stennyhibee??

I'd add 'Mobile phone set to vibrate' to that list as well!
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You must have a very strange knob if you don't think its one of the top 5 alternatives to a dildo
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Is the wife wanting to "spice things up" then? :lol:
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You must have a very strange knob if you don't think its one of the top 5 alternatives to a dildo


I meant things you could pretend were a dildo. A penis doesn't count because it's attached to the body... unless you lobbed it off with some garden shears. Also I thought a Kipper had more of a comedic value.
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I notice no P&B females have replied to this :lol:


They're all too busy fingering themselves.
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You must have a very strange knob if you don't think its one of the top 5 alternatives to a dildo



TV controller?

Edited by utdtillidie, 25 November 2007 - 04:03.

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I notice no P&B females have replied to this :lol:

Probably have - just by PM to each other rather than actually use a ridiculous thread like this.
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