[WattyArnott]

Oh dear oh dear oh dear. Looks like the parasites have continued their highly impressive streak today with another defeat.

It looks like I may have been mistaken and the 'expenses' (nudge nudge, wink wink) the 'amateurs pay are possibly not enough to help them outspend second division wages, which is a wonderful thing.

Looks like the freeloaders that are the QP inner clique will have to release more of their junket money from the SFA to their wage bill once the transfer window opens again.

Is there a record for straight defeats for the mendicants of scottish football?

[an86]

WattyArnott, on Sep 22 2007, 19:34, said:

Oh dear oh dear oh dear. Looks like the parasites have continued their highly impressive streak today with another defeat.

It looks like I may have been mistaken and the 'expenses' (nudge nudge, wink wink) the 'amateurs pay are possibly not enough to help them outspend second division wages, which is a wonderful thing.

Looks like the freeloaders that are the QP inner clique will have to release more of their junket money from the SFA to their wage bill once the transfer window opens again.

Is there a record for straight defeats for the mendicants of scottish football?

I agree totally with eveything you said.

[djn]

I wouldn't worry if I was a QP supporter.

They've already got more points than we'll have by the end of the season, even if they lose all their remaining matches

[Cowden Cowboy]

Kozminski sent off for diving - there's a surprise!

[++Ammo - Airdrie++]

Cowden Cowboy, on Sep 23 2007, 17:51, said:

Kozminski sent off for diving - there's a surprise!

the wee polish twat was at it against us last week which is why i unleashed with a torrent of immigration abuse when the wee F*ck wis subbed :-)

[an86]

++Ammo - Airdrie++, on Sep 23 2007, 18:22, said:

the wee polish twat was at it against us last week which is why i unleashed with a torrent of immigration abuse when the wee F*ck wis subbed :-)

Clever boy.

[WattyArnott]

an86, on Sep 23 2007, 19:22, said:

Clever boy.

That's right, a jolly old queens player is above cheating. the very fact he plays for you parasites makes him a cheat by default!

Clever Boy.

[King Kong Bundy]

Completely missed the point! Well done!

[Ziggy]

WattyArnott, on Sep 23 2007, 19:56, said:

That's right, a jolly old queens player is above cheating. the very fact he plays for you parasites makes him a cheat by default!

Clever Boy.

You're getting confused again.

[WattyArnott]

Ziggy, on Sep 23 2007, 20:16, said:

You're getting confused again.

Not at all. I'm more concerned with cheating (bad thing) than immigration from other parts of the EC (Good thing)

[Andyboy]

Too much Pimms for Watty methinks.

[WattyArnott]

ANDYBOY, on Sep 23 2007, 21:04, said:

Too much Pimms for Watty methinks.

Pimms No 2, thanks.

I've posed this question in another thread, but will try here also - when is the last time the parasites lost 6 games in a row?

[King Kong Bundy]

WattyArnott, on Sep 23 2007, 21:07, said:

Pimms No 2, thanks.

I've posed this question in another thread, but will try here also - when is the last time the parasites lost 6 games in a row?

Look it up.

[djn]

WattyArnott, on Sep 23 2007, 20:38, said:

Not at all. I'm more concerned with cheating (bad thing) than immigration from other parts of the EC (Good thing)

EC?

It's the European Union, or "EU" ya fud.

It was last the EC back in the days when Queen's Park were the biggest club in the British Empire B)

[WattyArnott]

djn, on Sep 23 2007, 22:01, said:

It was last the EC back in the days when Queen's Park were the biggest club in the British Empire B)

You are funny. I like you!

[Spider From Mars]

Hi Watty

When I were a lad I had some Rupert books. They were pretty good. You know the one, he wore a red jumper and had a yellow scarf and trousers (or as you yanks call them, "pants").

Well anyway, in these books Rupert and his friends would go on adventures (his friends were human I think. Far out cause he's a bear, you probably know this though) and during these adventures they'd solve puzzles. In the books, you would be told "turned to page 12 if you want to take the left path, or page 14 for the right path", stuff like that. If you choose correctly the adventure continues, if not Rupert ends up in a dangerous situation! They are kids books though so usually it just ended with a friendly policeman coming by and giving him a lift home.

If you can get your hands on them I suggest you buy them. There was also a TV series but it's probably not available on DVD or anything, which is a shame. In one episode of the TV show there was a family feud going back a very long time, Rupert helped them solve their differences by getting them to realise it really wasn't important (the thing that caused the feud) and they all just got along after that. Rupert is a great guy, you could learn a lot from him.

What else happened? Hmm. I seem to remember a leprechaun had to give a pot of gold to some guy. The guy had to go away for some reason and the pot of gold was buried in the ground for some reason. He marked it with a rock and tied a handkerchief round the rock so he could remember where the gold was buried. He made the leprechaun promise not to remove the handkerchief. Being a leprechaun of great honour he couldn't remove it, but what he did do - get this - he got a bunch of rocks and placed them all over the place and tied handkerchiefs to them!! So the man, the man comes back, comes back with his spade, but he can't tell which is his handkerchief!! Being a very industrious leprechaun, he'd tied about one THOUSAND of these things to rocks. So the poor man had to dig for ages and ages and ages while the little leprechaun just laughed at him. I think the man died before he collected the gold.

The moral of the story was obviously that you should always carry a spade around with you in case of emergency; that's something that's stuck with me all these years.

Another good show was DuckTales. There was an episode where Scrooge went searching for the fountain of youth, hoping to become immortal or at least turn the clock back a few years. When they found it, though, all it did was show a reflection of them when they were young!! As the boys (Huey, Duey and Luey...... not sure about the spelling to be honest) were only young, it showed them as eggs!! Can you see how this relates to your situation, Watty?

Another one had the duck from olden times (like caveman times, so a caveduck I guess you could call him), something happened to him that made him super smart, but errr.... it didn't work out, he went back to being dumb again after that. I forget why. If anyone remembers please let us know, I'm sure Watty is dying to hear.

This post has been edited by Spider From Mars: 24 September 2007 - 12:23

[Nick_BCFC]

djn, on Sep 22 2007, 19:55, said:

I wouldn't worry if I was a QP supporter.

They've already got more points than we'll have by the end of the season, even if they lose all their remaining matches

Forgive me if i'm wrong but would you not take 9 points off them if they lost the rest of their matches and therefore have more points then them?

P.S - God bless you again, Watty Arnott

[WattyArnott]

Nick_BCFC, on Sep 24 2007, 15:18, said:

P.S - God bless you again, Watty Arnott

And god bless you Nick - you really are a man of great intelligence and taste, supporting one of the hardest working honest teams in the land, not fooled by these frightful parasites. chin chin!

[djn]

Spider From Mars, on Sep 24 2007, 13:23, said:

Hi Watty

When I were a lad I had some Rupert books. They were pretty good. You know the one, he wore a red jumper and had a yellow scarf and trousers (or as you yanks call them, "pants").

Well anyway, in these books Rupert and his friends would go on adventures (his friends were human I think. Far out cause he's a bear, you probably know this though) and during these adventures they'd solve puzzles. In the books, you would be told "turned to page 12 if you want to take the left path, or page 14 for the right path", stuff like that. If you choose correctly the adventure continues, if not Rupert ends up in a dangerous situation! They are kids books though so usually it just ended with a friendly policeman coming by and giving him a lift home.

If you can get your hands on them I suggest you buy them. There was also a TV series but it's probably not available on DVD or anything, which is a shame. In one episode of the TV show there was a family feud going back a very long time, Rupert helped them solve their differences by getting them to realise it really wasn't important (the thing that caused the feud) and they all just got along after that. Rupert is a great guy, you could learn a lot from him.

What else happened? Hmm. I seem to remember a leprechaun had to give a pot of gold to some guy. The guy had to go away for some reason and the pot of gold was buried in the ground for some reason. He marked it with a rock and tied a handkerchief round the rock so he could remember where the gold was buried. He made the leprechaun promise not to remove the handkerchief. Being a leprechaun of great honour he couldn't remove it, but what he did do - get this - he got a bunch of rocks and placed them all over the place and tied handkerchiefs to them!! So the man, the man comes back, comes back with his spade, but he can't tell which is his handkerchief!! Being a very industrious leprechaun, he'd tied about one THOUSAND of these things to rocks. So the poor man had to dig for ages and ages and ages while the little leprechaun just laughed at him. I think the man died before he collected the gold.

The moral of the story was obviously that you should always carry a spade around with you in case of emergency; that's something that's stuck with me all these years.

Another good show was DuckTales. There was an episode where Scrooge went searching for the fountain of youth, hoping to become immortal or at least turn the clock back a few years. When they found it, though, all it did was show a reflection of them when they were young!! As the boys (Huey, Duey and Luey...... not sure about the spelling to be honest) were only young, it showed them as eggs!! Can you see how this relates to your situation, Watty?

Another one had the duck from olden times (like caveman times, so a caveduck I guess you could call him), something happened to him that made him super smart, but errr.... it didn't work out, he went back to being dumb again after that. I forget why. If anyone remembers please let us know, I'm sure Watty is dying to hear.

Spiders from Mars always cuts through the crap and tells it like it is

Nick_BCFC, on Sep 24 2007, 15:18, said:

Forgive me if i'm wrong but would you not take 9 points off them if they lost the rest of their matches and therefore have more points then them?

That is a very good point, and I am a fud for not remembering to count these games

Could be an interesting afternoon when we visit Hampden on Saturday...

[WattyArnott]

djn, on Sep 24 2007, 20:02, said:

I am a fud

[Boris the Spider]

Watty,
A few of the QP supporters seem convinced that you are a guy that was hounded out of Hampden last year for being a bit of a stalker - especially where young girls were concerned. They say that this explains your extreme dislike of QP.
I told them I didn't think that this was the case - that you are just a silly wee boy with nothing else in your life to do but go on these boards.
However given you seem to be in league with Nick BCFC (who most of the QP fans know as an extreme weirdo) I'm beginning to have my doubts. Please confirm either way.

Regards
Boris.

[Convenor]

Ah yes!

Nick BCFC has a history of being groomed.

[Nick_BCFC]

Boris the Spider, on Sep 25 2007, 10:53, said:

Watty,
A few of the QP supporters seem convinced that you are a guy that was hounded out of Hampden last year for being a bit of a stalker - especially where young girls were concerned. They say that this explains your extreme dislike of QP.

What was the story with that anyway?

I've missed you guys.

[Convenor]

He said young girls, not young guys.