[Mak]

What's his record like for games / goals at every team he's ever played for?

[STU KTID]

Queen's Park :- 42 appearances, 0 goals.
Kilmarnock :- 0 appearances, 0 goals.
Queen's Park (loan) :- 8 appearances, 0 goals.
Clyde (loan) :- 7 appearances, 0 goals.
Airdrie :- 37 appearances, 4 goals.
Hearts :- 95 appearances, 1 goal.
Aberdeen :- 6 appearances, 0 goals.
Gretna :- 8 appearances, 0 goals.

[Mak]

He pretends not to score many to give everyone else a chance.

[STU KTID]

Yeah, that's what I think as well.

[Mak]

Apparently, he once scored a goal just by raising his arms, celebrating and running back into his own half.

Everyone was too scared to argue, including the ref, both linesmen, and the player in possession on the halfway line.

[Karl Fletcher]

Mak HMFC, on May 14 2007, 19:44, said:

Apparently, he once scored a goal just by raising his arms, celebrating and running back into his own half.

Everyone was too scared to argue, including the ref, both linesmen, and the player in possession on the halfway line.

Wow just like Chuck Norris

[Mak]

Chuck Norris once walked into a pub in Dunoon...my mate, Dunoonheed McDunoonerson accidentally bumped into him and knocked his pint over. As Norris fixed him with an angry glare, Dunoonheed bent down (he's tall) and whispered in Norris's ear : "Here, mate, ah'm pals wae Neil MacFarlane".

Norris ran from the boozer as though his life depended on it, hijacked a car and drove it to Glasgow airport, where he commandeered a flight back to America. He's now living on the Witness Protection Scheme, and takes Prozac on a daily basis.

That was the real reason why they stopped filming new episodes of "Walker, Texas Ranger".