[Francesc Fabregas]

Since thon Skinnyjean has decided to pick up her ball and go home, I think we'll have to make do with a brand new "Reasons to be Cheerful" thread.

Why are you happy?

I'm happy because I'm going out for lunch later on this afternoon.

Your turn now.

[Colin M]

I'm happy because this thread is back. It's a national institution and it was a disgrace that it was shut down.

[Baggio]

To be fair, it was a big, ugly monster of a ball.

work away......

[Swampy]

I had a truly excellent last couple of days for the first time in a long time. I feel immeasurably better than I did, say, this time last week.

Please note, however, that anyone who posts something of prime stupidity on General Nonsense will not escape my wrath.

This post has been edited by Swampy: 29 November 2006 - 12:27

[Pink Freud]

Swampy, on Nov 29 2006, 12:27, said:

I had a truly excellent last couple of days for the first time in a long time.

Certainly for at least the last couple of days.

Teriyaki.

[ICTChris]

Swampy, on Nov 29 2006, 12:27, said:

I had a truly excellent last couple of days for the first time in a long time. I feel immeasurably better than I did, say, this time last week.

Please note, however, that anyone who posts something of prime stupidity on General Nonsense will not escape my wrath.

Your way of life disgusts me I am going to bomb you.

My RTBC is a lovely coronation chicken bagette. They put raisens and apricots in the Cor. Chciken in our work, lovely.

[Swampy]

Pink Freud, on Nov 29 2006, 12:29, said:

Certainly for at least the last couple of days.

Teriyaki.

That's some wise Zen shit right there.

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Your way of life disgusts me I am going to bomb you.

Whatever, Yankee

[philpy]

had a job interview the day, its £7.00 an hour, 40 hours a week, plus i get 10% on every sale over £200!

[ICTChris]

Swampy, on Nov 29 2006, 12:27, said:

I had a truly excellent last couple of days for the first time in a long time. I feel immeasurably better than I did, say, this time last week.

I saved up and went to a brothel.

[Thundermonkey]

southstander, on Nov 29 2006, 12:36, said:

had a job interview the day, its £7.00 an hour, 40 hours a week, plus i get 10% on every sale over £200!

Can I have 57 Big Mac meals please...medium..........I'll have a Coke....have you got any ketchup?

[Monster]

southstander, on Nov 29 2006, 12:36, said:

had a job interview the day, its £7.00 an hour, 40 hours a week, plus i get 10% on every sale over £200!

Aye, but how many times does someone order 101 Big Macs?

Good luck anyway Nobby

[philpy]

Thundermonkey, on Nov 29 2006, 12:41, said:

Can I have 57 Big Mac meals please...medium..........I'll have a Coke....have you got any ketchup?

Monster, on Nov 29 2006, 12:41, said:

Aye, but how many times does someone order 101 Big Macs?

Good luck anyway Nobby

ya couple of fannies

[Thundermonkey]

southstander, on Nov 29 2006, 12:43, said:

ya couple of fannies

Ok then, I'll own up to not knowing how many Big Macs you can get for £200.

How many?

[philpy]

Thundermonkey, on Nov 29 2006, 12:48, said:

Ok then, I'll own up to not knowing how many Big Macs you can get for £200.

How many?

*shrugs shoulders*

[Thundermonkey]

I am currently sinking my teeth into a Tesco Finest Roast Beef Sandwich. Succulent, pink, silverside roast beef, a creamy horseradish sauce and English mustard mayonnaise smothering crisp green lettuce with a smattering of watercress, all served on malted brown bread.

Before you ask Southstander - I'm Lovin' It!

[philpy]

Thundermonkey, on Nov 29 2006, 12:52, said:

I am currently sinking my teeth into a Tesco Finest Roast Beef Sandwich. Succulent, pink, silverside roast beef, a creamy horseradish sauce and English mustard mayonnaise smothering crisp green lettuce with a smattering of watercress, all served on malted brown bread.

Before you ask Southstander - I'm Lovin' It!

try eating monkeys. i've heard they taste quite good. Anyhoo, the job is with a kilt sale/hire company, processing sales over the internet and phone. Meh!

[Pink Freud]

southstander, on Nov 29 2006, 12:56, said:

try eating monkeys. i've heard they taste quite good. Anyhoo, the job is with a kilt sale/hire company, processing sales over the internet and phone. Meh!

Fair enough. Have it your way.

[ICTChris]

southstander, on Nov 29 2006, 12:56, said:

try eating monkeys. i've heard they taste quite good. Anyhoo, the job is with a kilt sale/hire company, processing sales over the internet and phone. Meh!

I would like a kilt with pink and purple tartan delivered to my office and personally fitted for me by half a dozen Burmese servants dressed as munchkins by 4pm this afternoon. Can you do this?

[Musketeer Gripweed]

Is Kilt a rent boy now or something?

[Captain Kerthorse]

ICTChris, on Nov 29 2006, 13:01, said:

I would like a kilt with pink and purple tartan delivered to my office and personally fitted for me by half a dozen Burmese servants dressed as munchkins by 4pm this afternoon. Can you do this?

and I'll have that with fries please. - No I would not like apple pie with that.

[philpy]

ICTChris, on Nov 29 2006, 13:01, said:

I would like a kilt with pink and purple tartan delivered to my office and personally fitted for me by half a dozen Burmese servants dressed as munchkins by 4pm this afternoon. Can you do this?

nah, i currently have the burmese servants on a housebreaking spree in edinburgh, they wont be availible till next week at the earliest. Sorry!

[ICTChris]

southstander, on Nov 29 2006, 13:04, said:

nah, i currently have the burmese servants on a housebreaking spree in edinburgh, they wont be availible till next week at the earliest. Sorry!

No future for you in the kilt hire industry with that attitude, Snaggletooth.

[qos_75]

southstander, on Nov 29 2006, 13:04, said:

nah, i currently have the burmese servants on a housebreaking spree in edinburgh, they wont be availible till next week at the earliest. Sorry!

What time are they due at my apartment? I think they may need a hand carrying my collection of intercontininental balistic missiles, with optional depleted uranium warheads downstairs. They may need someone to hold a door open.

This post has been edited by qos_75: 29 November 2006 - 13:12

[Swampy]

ICTChris, on Nov 29 2006, 12:39, said:

I saved up and went to a brothel.

I am shocked and appalled.

[Shaggy Jenkins]

Christmas sandwiches from Tescos