[Rasta Ton]

bleubrazil, on Sep 6 2006, 13:50, said:

A classic line from a fan from Greenock, a town situated at the ersehole of weegieland.

Does anyone remember the TV show V? It was actually a documentary about Cowdenbeath!!

[Unknown Caller]

Rasta Ton, on Sep 7 2006, 12:08, said:

Does anyone remember the TV show V? It was actually a documentary about Cowdenbeath!!

Don't get too drunk in Cowden or you might end up doing something you regret with one of the Cowden mutants

[CooCoothenoo]

stu_mfc, on Sep 6 2006, 20:24, said:

FUD

If he is a fud he's an accurate one.

[Monster]

Just think how funny it would be if Cowden romped this game and won the league, with Morton failing again in the play-offs?

Chortle. Snigger.

[Monster]

Dirk Gently, on Sep 7 2006, 14:41, said:

Ayr must have done a much better job than Morton in the playoffs last year to justify the above remark being funny.

(A pause while Dirk checks last seasons playoff contenders, notices Ayr aren't any of them, and then wonders about the mentality of the person who posted the above comment)

Ah, Dirk understands now. Its the 'Slag off the team thats better than us who came close to promotion whilst we were nowhere near it' approach.

If you were a Gr£tna fan, the above statement would have probably been amusing (as they are in a position to slag all Division 2 teams).

Dirk advises you to try out new material or start slagging teams who are actually worse than you.

Monster recommends Dirk try reading posts with a pinch of salt to accompany his pepperpot.

Monster advises Dirk that while it may be difficult to understand, banter may occasionally occur on pie and bovril.

Monster suggests that if Dirk is offended by this in future he should stick to reading Peoples Friend and thinking about which team he'd like to support.

[Klaus Nomi]

Well said Dirk

[onlycowdenfanhere]

Dirk Gently, on Sep 7 2006, 14:41, said:

Ayr must have done a much better job than Morton in the playoffs last year to justify the above remark being funny.

(A pause while Dirk checks last seasons playoff contenders, notices Ayr aren't any of them, and then wonders about the mentality of the person who posted the above comment)

Ah, Dirk understands now. Its the 'Slag off the team thats better than us who came close to promotion whilst we were nowhere near it' approach.

If you were a Gr£tna fan, the above statement would have probably been amusing (as they are in a position to slag all Division 2 teams).

Dirk advises you to try out new material or start slagging teams who are actually worse than you.

Seriously, talking in the 3rd narrative. You're name isnt Nikki is it?

[Monster]

Dirk is clearly a piss poor alias.

[Monster]

Dirk Gently, on Sep 7 2006, 17:11, said:

'Monster' clearly has a 'piss poor' sense of humour.

Try being a little amusing and we'll see...

[Monster]

Dirk Gently, on Sep 7 2006, 17:51, said:

Touche.

No, that still won't do it.

[Kierkegaard]

Steven, on Sep 7 2006, 12:15, said:

Don't get too drunk in Cowden or you might end up doing something you regret with one of the Cowden mutants

Steven, did your mum once tell you you were funny?
She was wrong.

[Blueminer]

Some info for the Morton fans from the www.cowdenbeathfc.com website :

Segregation is in place for this match. The away support will be accommodated in the old stand and behind the goal at the Chappel Street end. Away fans should note that entry to the ground will be via the Chappel Street turnstiles.

[vince sinclair]

Blueminer, on Sep 8 2006, 07:52, said:

Some info for the Morton fans from the www.cowdenbeathfc.com website :

Segregation is in place for this match. The away support will be accommodated in the old stand and behind the goal at the Chappel Street end. Away fans should note that entry to the ground will be via the Chappel Street turnstiles.

I hope McDougall charges them 12 notes

[boardroomshuffler]

crowd 2354

[Blueminer]

edd, on Sep 8 2006, 17:24, said:

will there be enough space behind the goal for all the legions of morton fans that will be making the trip to fife tomorrow?

Probably not You have also been allocated the old stand as well.

[Kierkegaard]

Mixu says we have some injury worries, but he won't be clear about the situation till tomorrow morning. On the official Cowden website (www.cowdenbeathfc.com), Mixu says: "There has been a lot of hype this week and everyone is looking forward to Saturday. People are anticipating an open, entertaining game with goals and I agree. I think it will be a cracking game between two attack minded teams playing football the way it should be.
"The question is how we will cope against full-time professionals. We will see but we should have no fears as the boys have have proven that they can compete with the best. If we play to our potential I am confident of getting a positive result."
Can Morton sort out the part-time underdogs? We'll see. If Morton outplay us, the Cowden fans will be first to acknowlege it, as we did after the defeats by Brechin and Falkirk. If it goes the other way, I'm sure the Morton fans will be equally gracious.

[Tom McB]

Kierkegaard, on Sep 8 2006, 18:34, said:

Can Morton sort out the part-time underdogs? We'll see. If Morton outplay us, the Cowden fans will be first to acknowlege it, as we did after the defeats by Brechin and Falkirk. If it goes the other way, I'm sure the Morton fans will be equally gracious.

Certainly we would. At Scapa you did try to play football- a wonderful exciting game, when played by teams like ours.

Unlike the defensive dreck produced by the untermensch from Ayr.

[ianton]

if it's half as good as the cup game it will be great.3-2 going on for 10 -2.it was that close