[WILLIEA]

Supposed to be curling this afternoon. My shoulder and elbow are really sore.
This could be a painful experience.

[wunfellaff]

WILLIEA, on 12 February 2012 - 10:19, said:

Supposed to be curling this afternoon. My shoulder and elbow are really sore.
This could be a painful experience.

Puff, they really are not heavy....

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[WILLIEA]

wunfellaff, on 12 February 2012 - 10:38, said:

Puff, they really are not heavy....

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Aye very good. Made me chuckle.

[smpar]

Brian Winter and the c**t refereeing my game this morning.

[Breaking Decency]

I owe £19000 in unpaid taxes.

[Granny Danger]

People who text whilst walking and are surprised when you end up shouldering them. Do they really expect everyone to get out of their way?

[GiGi]

Harry Hill and that TV Burp program. It must be the worst shite ever to grace the telly.

[G_Man1985]

Breaking Decency, on 12 February 2012 - 15:04, said:

I owe £19000 in unpaid taxes.

[Hammer Jag]

Rugby. A sport for homosexuals, middle-class arseholes and those who were too fat to play football at school.

[bullywee]

GiGi, on 12 February 2012 - 18:28, said:

Harry Hill and that TV Burp program. It must be the worst shite ever to grace the telly.

[Reynard]

Katerina Witt has covered up her cleavage this week.

f**k that, I'm going for a run.

[GiGi]

bullywee, on 12 February 2012 - 18:36, said:

I don't believe anyone other than kids under the age of 10 can find anything on that program funny. He slaughters every joke and then continues to boot the arse out of it for the following 5 minutes. Harry Hill is a c**t.

[Zen Archer]

GiGi, on 12 February 2012 - 18:57, said:

I don't believe anyone other than kids under the age of 10 can find anything on that program funny. He slaughters every joke and then continues to boot the arse out of it for the following 5 minutes. Harry Hill is a c**t.

He speaks very highly of you though.

[Jimmy85]

Hungover.

[spud131]

Waitin in for carpet fitters!! Phones this morning and said I was second on the list and they would be here this morning. Still no sign, waste of a day!!

[Milevskiy]

I'm very hungover, got hours to wait for train and then more waiting tomorrow before I fly back to London then 8 hour coach trip back to Glasgow. I just want my bed

[Swampy]

stimpy, on 11 February 2012 - 12:37, said:

I tried to resist but I couldn't.
You got a barman's nip of a bacon roll, nirvana for your ordinary man on the street and you nearly boked?
If you don't like bacon have a bit of toast you fuckin weirdo.

If I had a green left I'd give it to you so hard.

[smpar]

12 threads on SPL forum are to do with the Rangers/administration topic. It's getting rather tedious now.

[Mrs M]

If I ever meet the guy from that Directline Van Insurance advert (Steeeeeeeeve! Steve-o! Nice one, Steve) I'll run over his bollocks in that fucking van. What an annoying p***k.

[lanky_ffc]

When Scotrail decide that 3 carriages are sufficient even though it's a reduced service due to Network Rail being on strike.

[port-ton]

People who say the word ' champion ' instead of the word ' thanks ' .

I don't know what sort of horrific childhood abuse you've suffered, but kindly don't take it out on me.

[Gaz FFC]

Birmingham blew my 9/1 5 team accumulator and I was reluctant to put them in in the 1st place.

[Gaz FFC]

Mrs M, on 14 February 2012 - 20:29, said:

If I ever meet the guy from that Directline Van Insurance advert (Steeeeeeeeve! Steve-o! Nice one, Steve) I'll run over his bollocks in that fucking van. What an annoying p***k.

Don't watch BBCs him & her then.

[Raith Against The Machine]

I had a pair of jeans delivered to my parents' house on Monday, and I've just found out they never arrived. I checked the parcel tracker, and some thieving c**t has signed for them.

[Rugster]

Some boy turned up at my door today with a package I didn't order. It was a pair of jeans, I took it anyway, but unfortunately they are a 42 inch waist, 10 inches too big for me.