ICTChris Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 On Twitter a few weeks ago I recalled the classic renaming by an Alloa fan of Stirling Albion to Scumling Lolbion. I also remembered Rinky Sidebottom's christening of Alex Ferguson as Allshit Fergiscum - that's him told! What insulting names do you have for Scottish fooball teams. here are my efforts Shart of Midloathing Smelltic Abergreeting Bamilton Spackies Dross Cunty Scumdee St Johnstone (meh) Bumdee Ushited Murdersmell Fartick Pissall Kilmarnock (meh) Anyone improve on these? Best entries will be officiallythe insulting name of each Scottish team and will be engraved on the next trophy they win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Queef of the Shart. Right up ye, you Tory voting wankers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YER SISTERS YER MAW Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Shamilton Hackies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted August 28, 2015 Author Share Posted August 28, 2015 We can do other divisions as well. Rankers Fuckirk Scumbarton Hivernian St Mirren (all time classic right there) Greencock Boreton Livingscum LOLoa Dungvermin Pathetic Cowdenbeast Hellgin Shity Snyde Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Inbred Cunty' Thaggots Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Partick/ Patrick gets us Jags© fans all of a seethe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 On Twitter a few weeks ago I recalled the classic renaming by an Alloa fan of Stirling Albion to Scumling Lolbion. I also remembered Rinky Sidebottom's christening of Alex Ferguson as Allshit Fergiscum - that's him told! What insulting names do you have for Scottish fooball teams. here are my efforts Shart of Midloathing Smelltic Abergreeting Bamilton Spackies Dross Cunty Scumdee St Johnstone (meh) Bumdee Ushited Murdersmell Fartick Pissall Kilmarnock (meh) Anyone improve on these? Best entries will be officiallythe insulting name of each Scottish team and will be engraved on the next trophy they win. This is probably the least funny use of the English language I have ever encountered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted August 28, 2015 Author Share Posted August 28, 2015 This is probably the least funny use of the English language I have ever encountered. Seargcunt Willyson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Seargcunt Willyson.ICT Pish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted August 28, 2015 Author Share Posted August 28, 2015 ICT Pish. Everytime I shag your wife she gives me a biscuit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamdunk Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 The fuddies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Addie Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Just look at the hilarious match day thread titles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Fartick Pishall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Everytime I shag your wife she gives me a biscuit.Not true. She eats all the biscuits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Partick/ Patrick gets us Jags© fans all of a seethe I was gonna come on here just to say "Partick" but, seeing you've beaten me to it.... Sevco Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Chlamydia Kid Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Hilarious names...............if you're in primary 2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoomer Brown Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Fundee FC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pie Of The Month Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Hilarious names...............if you're in primary 2. ^^^ Clydebank fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killienick Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 ^^^ Clydewank fan. FTFY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennysmassiveego Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 At the moment using the term football team and Kilmarnock in the same sentence is insulting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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