Fide Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 Gaze at your superiors, serfs. Nominations from the Leader of the Conservative Party James Arbuthnot – former MP for North East Hampshire and Front Bench Minister Rt Hon Gregory Barker – former MP for Bexhill and Battle and former Minister of State at the Department for Energy and Climate Change Catherine Fall – Deputy Chief of Staff to the Prime Minister Simone Finn – Special Adviser to the Minister of State for Trade Stephen Gilbert – Deputy Chairman of the Conservative Party Rt Hon William Hague – former MP for Richmond and former Foreign Secretary Robert Hayward OBE – former MP for Kingswood, Board Member of Dignity in Dying and Trustee for the YMCA Rt Hon Douglas Hogg QC – former MP for Sleaford and North Hykeham and held several ministerial roles Rt Hon Andrew Lansley CBE – former MP for South Cambridgeshire and former Cabinet Minister James Lupton CBE – Chairman of Greenhill Europe and former Co-Treasurer of the Conservative Party Ruby McGregor-Smith CBE – CEO of Mitie Group PLC Anne McIntosh – former MP for Thirsk and Malton and Chairman of the Environment, Food and Rural Affairs Select Committee Michelle Mone OBE – leading entrepreneur and sits on the Board of Directors for The Prince’s Scottish Youth Business Trust James O’Shaughnessy – Managing Director of Floreat Education Emma Pidding CBE – former Chiltern District Councillor and former Chairman of the National Conservative Convention Stuart Polak CBE – Director of the Conservative Friends of Israel Councillor Gary Porter – Councillor for South Holland District Council and Chairman of the Local Government Association Councillor Elizabeth Redfern – Leader of North Lincolnshire Council Rt Hon Andrew Robathan – former MP for South Leicestershire and several Front Bench and government roles Kate Rock – Vice-Chairman of the Conservative Party Councillor Jane Scott OBE – Leader of the Wiltshire Council Kevin Shinkwin – longstanding voluntary sector professional Philip Smith CBE – Chief Executive of the Association of Conservative Clubs Philippa Stroud – Special Adviser to the Secretary of State for Work and Pensions Rt Hon David Willetts – former MP for Havant and several Front Bench roles Rt Hon Sir George Young Bt CH – former MP for North West Hampshire and former Cabinet Minister Nominations from the Leader of the Liberal Democrat Party at the time of the Dissolution Sir Alan Beith – former MP for Berwick-upon-Tweed and former Chair of the Justice Select Committee Sharon Bowles – former MEP for South East England Sir Malcolm Bruce – former MP for Gordon, and former Deputy Leader of the Liberal Democrats Lorley Burt – former MP for Solihull and former Chair of the Liberal Democrats Rt Hon Sir Menzies ‘Ming’ Campbell CH, CBE, QC – former MP for North East Fife and former Leader of the Liberal Democrats Lynne Featherstone – former MP for Hornsey and Wood Green and held several ministerial positions Don Foster - former MP for Bath and former Liberal Democrat Chief Whip Jonny Oates – former Chief of Staff to the Deputy Prime Minister in the coalition government Shas Sheehan – former Councillor for Kew and involved in several community groups Sir Andrew Stunell – former MP for Hazel Grove and former Department for Communities and Local Government Minister Dorothy Thornhill MBE – Mayor of Watford; former Councillor and Assistant Headteacher Nominations from the Leader of the Labour party at the time of the Dissolution Rt Hon David Blunkett – former MP for Sheffield Brightside and Hillsborough and former Cabinet Minister Rt Hon Alistair Darling – former MP for Edinburgh South West and former Cabinet Minister Rt Hon Peter Hain – former MP for Neath and former Cabinet Minister Rt Hon Tessa Jowell DBE – former MP for Dulwich and West Norwood and former Cabinet Minister Spencer Livermore – senior Campaign Strategist for the Labour Party Paul Murphy – former MP for Torfaen and former Cabinet Minister Rt Hon Dawn Primarolo DBE – former MP for Bristol South and former Minister Dave Watts – former MP for St Helens North and former Chair of Parliamentary Labour Party Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 From the Chewing The Fat sketch......... Good Guy, w**k, w**k, Good Guy, w**k.................. Not many good guys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David W Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 If they're reading this, then congratulations to them all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fide Posted August 27, 2015 Author Share Posted August 27, 2015 I must say, it's pleasing that Rt Hon Douglas Hogg QC is getting a peerage. The man who used expenses to clean his moat. Also, the Appointments Commission advised against his appointment in 2011. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 If they're reading this, then congratulations to them all. Last name on list Dave Watts, David W happy............coincidence? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fide Posted August 27, 2015 Author Share Posted August 27, 2015 And here's your honours list. Arise, Sir Danny. Dissolution Honours 2015 The Queen has been graciously pleased to signify Her intention of conferring the following Honours upon the undermentioned: Kt [Knighthoods] Rt Hon Daniel Alexander - Lately Chief Secretary to the Treasury. For political and public service Rt Hon Vincent Cable - Lately Secretary of State for Business, Innovation and Skills. For political and public service Councillor Barry Norton - Leader, West Oxfordshire District Council. For political service Anthony Ullman - CEO, Autofil Worldwide Limited and lately Advisor to the Rt Hon Nick Clegg MP. For political service DBE [Damehoods] Rt Hon Annette Brooke OBE - Lately Member of Parliament for Mid Dorset and North Poole. For political and public service Philippa Harris - Co-founder, Neal Street Productions and lately Advisor to the Rt Hon Nick Clegg MP. For political service Rt Hon Lady Margaret Hodge MBE MP - Member of Parliament for Barking. For political and public service Glenis Willmott MEP - Member of the European Parliament for the East Midlands. For political and public service CBE Oliver Dowden MP - Lately Deputy Chief of Staff to the Prime Minister, 10 Downing Street. For public service Jean-Christophe Gray - Lately the Prime Minister’s Spokesman, 10 Downing Street. For public service Duncan Greenland - Lately Chair of Trustees, Centre Forum. For political and public service Rupert Harrison - Lately Chief of Staff to the Chancellor of the Exchequer. For public service Laurence Mann - Political Secretary to the Prime Minister, 10 Downing Street. For political service Elizabeth Sugg - Director of Operations and Campaigns, 10 Downing Street. For public service Ian Wright - Director-General, Food and Drink Federation and lately Advisor to the Rt Hon Nick Clegg. For political and public service OBE Caroline Balcon - Constituency Manager, Witney. For political service Ramesh Chhabra - Lately Special Adviser to the Chancellor of the Exchequer. For public service Denzil Davidson - Lately Special Adviser to the Foreign Secretary. For public service Richard Duncalf JP - Lately Strategic Adviser to the Deputy Prime Minister. For political and public service Clare Foges - Lately Senior Speechwriter to the Prime Minister, 10 Downing Street. For public service Ameetpal Gill - Director of Strategy, 10 Downing Street. For public service Matthew Hanney - Lately Special Adviser to the Deputy Prime Minister. For public service Hilary Stephenson - Deputy Chief Executive, Liberal Democrats. For political service Benjamin Williams - Lately Special Adviser to the Government Deputy Chief Whip. For public service MBE Margaret Binks - Constituency Manager, Sheffield Hallam. For political service Kate Marley - Special Adviser, 10 Downing Street. For public service Councillor Shaffaq Mohammed - Councillor, Sheffield City Council. For political service Lara Moreno-Perez, Prime Minister’s Diary Secretary, 10 Downing Street. For public service Lalini Phoolchand - Deputy Head of the Direct Communications Unit, 10 Downing Street. For public service Steven Pooley - Head of Duty Clerks, 10 Downing Street. For public service Phillipa Rudkin - Constituency Manager, Tatton. For political service Michael Salter - Lately Head of Political Broadcast, 10 Downing Street. For public service Andrew Sangar - Councillor, Sheffield City Council and lately Election Agent to Rt Hon Nick Clegg MP. For political service Ian Sherwood - Lately Volunteer, Office of the Leader of the Liberal Democrats. For political service BEM Alison Depass - Catering Assistant, 10 Downing Street. For public service Paul Schooling - Gardener, 10 Downing Street. For public service Marjorie Wallace - Catering Assistant, 10 Downing Street. For public service Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crùbag Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 W@nks. Sir Danny Alexander? Really... Meanwhile 4000 folk have died within weeks of having their benefits cut. http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015/08/27/benefits-death-claimants-welfare-ids_n_8047424.html?utm_hp_ref=tw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fide Posted August 27, 2015 Author Share Posted August 27, 2015 Just perusing the honours list and a couple of things leap out.. Phillipa Rudkin - Constituency Manager, Tatton. For political service - so the woman gets an MBE for getting Gideon re elected? BEM Alison Depass - Catering Assistant, 10 Downing Street. For public service Paul Schooling - Gardener, 10 Downing Street. For public service Marjorie Wallace - Catering Assistant, 10 Downing Street. For public service And keeping Dishface fed and giving him a nice garden is "public service"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUFC90 Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 Danny Alexander > Andy Murray Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 Get voted out get cushy number Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 SNP: House of Lords peers "a sorry list of rejected party politicians, cronies and hangers-on" http://t.co/qEQgxbXyKS http://t.co/h0vIZxB7TJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkoRaj Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 Actually makes me a bit sick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antiochas III Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 So what is the unelected number now up to in our fine democratic country? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fide Posted August 27, 2015 Author Share Posted August 27, 2015 So what is the unelected number now up to in our fine democratic country? Put it this way, before today, there were already 30 more people in the House of Lords than in the entire European Parliament. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedRob72 Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 Load of shite, either make membership electable and accountable or get rid of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 Wonder what names they will take; Rt Hon Sir Menzies ‘Ming’ Campbell CH, CBE, QC – former MP for North East Fife and former Leader of the Liberal Democrats - Baron Ming The Merciless of Mongo (as requested by doulikefish) Rt Hon Douglas Hogg QC – former MP for Sleaford and North Hykeham and held several ministerial roles - Lord Hogg of Duck House Rt Hon Tessa Jowell DBE – former MP for Dulwich and West Norwood and former Cabinet Minister - Lady Jowell of Keeping Out The House so Hubby can watch porn Michelle Mone OBE – leading entrepreneur and sits on the Board of Directors for The Prince’s Scottish Youth Business Trust - Not a Lady at Hall Rt Hon William Hague – former MP for Richmond and former Foreign Secretary - Lord Toad of Toad-Hall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 Campbell has to take "ming the merciless" just for the shits and giggles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 Better Together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fide Posted August 27, 2015 Author Share Posted August 27, 2015 From, imo, one of the best parody accounts on Twitter: Alistair Darling @A_LordDarling 3h Would also like to thank my PA and Twitter for the arrangements to level up the username months in advance. LD Alistair Darling @A_LordDarling Great response for UK democracy today. Proud. Patriotic. Scottish. And British. Alistair Darling @A_LordDarling Sustained bullying by the cybernationalist separatist peasants this afternoon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H_B Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 Number chosen a deliberate dig at referendum losers imo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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