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The liniker crisps adverts. He's a real dodgy c**t, check out the one where he's a sparks fitting the old lady's stair lift. Hope he never walks again after going through her window at that speed on the chair. If that had happened to the old lady the compo claim would have been horrendous & it's us decent folk who end up with higher premiums. Unless the fall killed her of course?

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After seeing the abortion that is the Go Compare guy has returned to TV screens

You guarantee that the marketing dept at Go Compare have seen TripAdvisor's attempt at pissing off the viewers and thought "hey, they obviously think that annoying adverts work too, let's bring the fat f***er back".

Either that or some bell-end recently finished a PhD finding that super annoying adverts work in the long run.

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My missus goes daft when Winston Wolfe says burglarer alarm on the insurance ad. I pish me sides so not sure if....

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Great ad thread for this pish?

Grimbo

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Almost all gambling adverts seem to think all their customers regard Guy Ritchie as some kind of spokesman for a generation. Likewise, Vanarama seems to be aiming at the same moron niche of the market.

The ones that really piss me off are the bank adverts during ITV documentaries which have the customer saying something like "I don't know which way to turn," and the bank manager saying something hilarious like, "try page five." I genuinely don't know how that's going to attract customers.

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Most adverts in Central FM are fuckin shocking!

I've got a bit of a chip on my shoulder when it comes to adverts to the point I refuse to use any service from companies with annoying adverts. Toni Macaroni is a prime example! Go Compare as well I have never used for my car insurance, I just leave that to the Meercats who I must say, whoever came out with that is a commercial genius!

Am I right in saying Toni macaroni is the restaurant? If so my mum went there and asked for macaroni the guy said to her we've no got macaroni.

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Any advert where they have annoying fucking animals (e.g. those fucking meerkats, that shitey sloth for the sofa company etc).

I hope a dentist shoots them all.

Also those adverts for 3 quid a month to some broken animals/kids etcetera.

Mind at least they've gone austerity friendly, last year it was a fiver a go.

Grimbo

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Most adverts in Central FM are fuckin shocking!

I've got a bit of a chip on my shoulder when it comes to adverts to the point I refuse to use any service from companies with annoying adverts. Toni Macaroni is a prime example! Go Compare as well I have never used for my car insurance, I just leave that to the Meercats who I must say, whoever came out with that is a commercial genius!

I hate the meercats.

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