Sergeant Wilson Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&ei=eK2SVbyiNYiMNqXhiPAO&url=http://news.sky.com/story/1510909/blue-peters-john-noakes-missing-in-majorca&ved=0CB8QqQIwAA&usg=AFQjCNFh-LE3OPmZQWdBVBBEA4F4-RddFw&sig2=CipzvEy4fu4BNLbDawM58w For any one finding Noaksey. (Officer Yew Tree is exempt.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 30, 2015 Author Share Posted June 30, 2015 Hes on my Dead Pool. Go forth Captain Noakes, you know what to do. Shite! What are these Spanish coppers doing? Not a Singleton thing, it would appear. A national treasure is missing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 30, 2015 Author Share Posted June 30, 2015 Has the operation Judd-ered to a halt already?Vanished without a Trace. I hope he's not a Skelton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 30, 2015 Author Share Posted June 30, 2015 I reckon ISIS Groomed him.I will Biddy him farewell then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 He'll be having a 'dementia off' with that p***k Michael Douglas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rustyarabnuts Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 Send in Shep to find him !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 you couldn't make this up eh? Well maybe with some stickyback plastic, some empty toilet rolls, a coathanger & an empty cornflake box. Grimbo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 He has been found in a field Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlyerTon Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 He has been found in a field Spotted by a helicopter about 5:45 pm our time. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-33331698 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 30, 2015 Author Share Posted June 30, 2015 The search are am first pictures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 He has been found in a field Outstanding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 30, 2015 Author Share Posted June 30, 2015 He has been found in a field Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 Glad 'Noekesy' is safe and well. Sound bloke. IMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HTG Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 Glad 'Noekesy' is safe and well. Sound bloke. IMO. Great news! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HTG Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 f**k sake Noakes, play the game you dottled auld b*****d. GIRFUY ya heartless b*****d lol. The man's a fuckin hero - and not a charge to his name which is something to be respected in these post-Rolf times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cappiecat Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 Hilarious antics, almost as funny as when my maw died from Alzeimers complications. Great thread! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a1974h Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 Bonus point for anyone who knows the legend who designed the blue peter badge without googling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 GIRFUY ya heartless b*****d lol. The man's a fuckin hero - and not a charge to his name which is something to be respected in these post-Rolf times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 30, 2015 Author Share Posted June 30, 2015 Hilarious antics, almost as funny as when my maw died from Alzeimers complications. Great thread!Aye right enough, I remember that. There's an h in it by the way, it'll be on the death certificate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Koop Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 Don't Go With Noakes. The man jumped out of a perfectly good aircraft at 25,000 feet and drove a car through the side of a furniture van for no adequately explained reason. Top blokeage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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