Unleash The Nade Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 Being a regular attendee of the local gym, it amazes me how clarty some people are. They go and exercise, sweat like f**k, then get changed back into their normal clobber and go back to work or home without showering. I'm not talking about those who attend wearing their gym kit, then leave to shower at home, but the ones who think wiping yourself down with a dry towel, spraying a wee bit deodorant under their oxters, or dousing their baws with talcum powder, qualifies as cleaning yourself. Are you one of these skanks, or a super clean specimen like me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 They're probably freaked out to go in the shower because you keep fucking watching them you weird little man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
th1stleandr0se Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 I'll admit to not watching what other guys are doing in the changing rooms but at my gym I go gym, shower, swim, shower, get dressed and I'd expect most others do similar with maybe bubbly bath instead of swim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 When did it become necessary for everyone to talk about going to the gym all the time? I definitely remember a time when some people went to gyms and some people didn't and no-one really cared. Now evveryone seems desperate to shoehorn their gym attendance or fad diet into every conversation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 People get shit thrown at them in male changing rooms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisGRAEME Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 When did it become necessary for everyone to talk about going to the gym all the time? I definitely remember a time when some people went to gyms and some people didn't and no-one really cared. Now evveryone seems desperate to shoehorn their gym attendance or fad diet into every conversation. c***s that feel the need to walk down the street with their protein shaker thing are absolute ghouls. Just drink it in the house you dick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 c***s that feel the need to walk down the street with their protein shaker thing are absolute ghouls. Just drink it in the house you dick. Guaranteed to own a wife beater style vest those c***s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisGRAEME Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 Guaranteed to own a wife beater style vest those c***s. They seem to be in one life long humblebrag about how they've been cross-fitting or whatever this quarter's bullshit exercise is. The only folk I know that go to the gym properly say nothing all about it, whereas the ones that tell every c**t they meet about it make zero difference. There must be some sort of correlation between talking shite and being fat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 On the odd occasion I've been to the gym, I've marvelled at the fat wifey who goes in, walks on the running machine for 5 minutes then buggers off home again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted June 30, 2015 Author Share Posted June 30, 2015 They're probably freaked out to go in the shower because you keep fucking watching them you weird little man. Its hard to miss them when some sweaty c**t is a few feet away from you wiping their arse with a towel. I'm assuming you'd wear a blindfold in such occassions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 This isn't the sole preserve of men. I have a female colleague who was training for a triathlon last year, and 3 times a week would cycle the 20 odd miles from her house to the office. There are no showers in the toilets here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 This isn't the sole preserve of men. I have a female colleague who was training for a triathlon last year, and 3 times a week would cycle the 20 odd miles from her house to the office. There are no showers in the toilets here. How clatty this is depends on how attractive she is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 If you don't shower at the gym or head straight home in your gym gear and go straight into the shower when you get home then you're scum. Sub-human scum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 Hangs about the wifies lavvies type post. Well, it beats getting paid to work for a living. How clatty this is depends on how attractive she is. A David Weir(Solid number 2). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 A David Weir(Solid number 2). Clarty boot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Other Foot Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 How does anyone have time to go to the gym when there are unofficial online Scottish Professional Football League forums to attend to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 Gym wankers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 They seem to be in one life long humblebrag about how they've been cross-fitting or whatever this quarter's bullshit exercise is. The only folk I know that go to the gym properly say nothing all about it, whereas the ones that tell every c**t they meet about it make zero difference. There must be some sort of correlation between talking shite and being fat. Can confirm. I always shower after bouts of talking shite, at least. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dosser-fae-the-shire Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 Is it "clatty" or"clarty"? I've always used the former but it appears some of you other weird c***s use "clarty". This may well turn into some kind of west coast v east coast shitfest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 Is it "clatty" or"clarty"? I've always used the former but it appears some of you other weird c***s use "clarty". This may well turn into some kind of west coast v east coast shitfest. Both are perfectly cromulent words Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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