The Great Stagsby Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 With a Scottish footballer being sent to prison every other day, and there being a break from club football this weekend, let's have a little fun producing a team of bad boys based on players' brushes with the law, word-play, general reputation of a player or any other reason you can come up with as long as it's at least a bit convincing. I've not put a huge amount of thought into this yet, here's who I have so far: Tony Bullock (did his share of peeing in the streets of Inverness of an evening, IICR) ______ ______ Darren (behind) Barr(s) ______ Rocco Quinn* Jim Goodwin Steven Lawless Paul McGowan Guidetti Goodwillie Manager: ? *http://www.deadlinenews.co.uk/2012/01/17/own-goal-as-footballer-rocco-quinn-breaks-into-neighbours-home/ An awful lot of meating out needing done, so bring it on! ETA Bullock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deefiant Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 No Paul Paton? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deefiant Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 Anthony stokes is practically a member of a terrorist cell, had to start imo. Nadir Ciftci and Scott brown for their infield antics. If we are dropping down leagues Declan Gallagher (baseball bat assault) and Kyle Benedictus (DAB assault) have a good pedigree and would be a fearsome centre half pairing if you are prepared to overlook ability. Gary Fraser at thistle is some sort of lunatic isn't he? Assaulted someone on the pitch and was released by Hamilton? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YER SISTERS YER MAW Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 Darian MacKinnon has to be in with a shout. A ticking time-bomb on the pitch with serious anger issues and has done time in the past. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sergie's no1 fan Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 With a Scottish footballer being sent to prison every other day, and there being a break from club football this weekend, let's have a little fun producing a team of bad boys based on players' brushes with the law, word-play, general reputation of a player or any other reason you can come up with as long as it's at least a bit convincing. I've not put a huge amount of thought into this yet, here's who I have so far: Tony Bullock (did his share of peeing in the streets of Inverness of an evening, IICR) ______ ______ Darren (behind) Barr(s) ______ Rocco Quinn* Jim Goodwin Steven Lawless Paul McGowan Guidetti Goodwillie Manager: ? *http://www.deadlinenews.co.uk/2012/01/17/own-goal-as-footballer-rocco-quinn-breaks-into-neighbours-home/ An awful lot of meating out needing done, so bring it on! ETA Bullock. Oor gentle Jim hasn't been booked for about 14 games, he doesn't belong in a thugs 11 for 2015.Maybe in a 2014 line up though . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
South Lanarkshire Jag Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 Unsure why Steven Lawless is included? Thistle's candidate, if we are doing run ins with the law, should be Adam Strachan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deefiant Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 Unsure why Steven Lawless is included? Thistle's candidate, if we are doing run ins with the law, should be Adam Strachan. McMillan surely?Lawless probably a tip of the cap to his surname. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rainbowrising Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 Guidetti? he sang a song on a TV show? no exactly punching out coppers for a past-time? On that side, Jim McLean of the DABS would quite happily chin a TV reporter live on air. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pie Of The Month Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 Thistle have a few who deserve a nomination. Albert Craig jailed for postal fraud a few years back. Adam Strachan battered his girlfriend in a bus station, was jailed for possession of a knife and then walked into a police raid on a house with £2k of heroin in his pants http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-26681494 Gary Fraser hates the u20s league so much he kicked a Dunfermline player repeatedly in the body and head and then broke Kyle Hutton's leg. Ryan Stevenson recently just got his license back after being banned for drink driving. Jordan McMillan failed a drugs test in our game v Celtic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Saintee Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 Shay Logan must be pretty bad considering all the booing from Celtic fans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosscubed Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 Before going on a long journey, check your tyres, oil and windscreen washer level. And if you live in Inverness, it's probably worth having a look under your car... http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/inverness-caley-thistles-bad-boy-2079289 Surely merits a place on the bench at least. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swello Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 Paul Quinn of County was involved in what we now call a fracas when he was with us - so should be in there.. http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/motherwell-skipper-paul-quinn-avoids-982213 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer Jag Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 Thistle have a few who deserve a nomination. Albert Craig jailed for postal fraud a few years back. Adam Strachan battered his girlfriend in a bus station, was jailed for possession of a knife and then walked into a police raid on a house with £2k of heroin in his pants http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-26681494 Gary Fraser hates the u20s league so much he kicked a Dunfermline player repeatedly in the body and head and then broke Kyle Hutton's leg. Ryan Stevenson recently just got his license back after being banned for drink driving. Jordan McMillan failed a drugs test in our game v Celtic. Alan Dinnie as well. He went to prison for selling gear out of the Springbank Cottage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bhoy who invented weetabix Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 Alan Lawrence once of Hearts and Airdrie got done for robbing peoples mail while a postie and ex Hearts man Colin Cramb was recently bailed for, amongst other things fraud and operating a taxi with no licence, trial later in the year. Cant remember his name but I recall a German striker who played a handful of games for St Mirren who 'allegedly' was caught rifling through his team mates stuff in the dressing room pocketing cash and jewellery. Can any buds recall this from about fifteen years ago? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
South Lanarkshire Jag Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 Cant remember his name but I recall a German striker who played a handful of games for St Mirren who 'allegedly' was caught rifling through his team mates stuff in the dressing room pocketing cash and jewellery. Can any buds recall this from about fifteen years ago? Gavin Rushford did this for Thistle after making his debut at 16. A bit of a madman he beat up an opponent in a pre season youth friendly and was caught stealing from his teammates Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sergie's no1 fan Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 Alan Lawrence once of Hearts and Airdrie got done for robbing peoples mail while a postie and ex Hearts man Colin Cramb was recently bailed for, amongst other things fraud and operating a taxi with no licence, trial later in the year. Cant remember his name but I recall a German striker who played a handful of games for St Mirren who 'allegedly' was caught rifling through his team mates stuff in the dressing room pocketing cash and jewellery. Can any buds recall this from about fifteen years ago? Jens Peslack ( spelling might be a bit dodgy ) . Lucky to leave Scotlandalive after stealing Mark Yardley's lunch box. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen Malkmus Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 Before going on a long journey, check your tyres, oil and windscreen washer level. And if you live in Inverness, it's probably worth having a look under your car... http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/inverness-caley-thistles-bad-boy-2079289 Surely merits a place on the bench at least. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aladdin Posted March 28, 2015 Share Posted March 28, 2015 Alan Lawrence once of Hearts and Airdrie got done for robbing peoples mail while a postie and ex Hearts man Colin Cramb was recently bailed for, amongst other things fraud and operating a taxi with no licence, trial later in the year. Cant remember his name but I recall a German striker who played a handful of games for St Mirren who 'allegedly' was caught rifling through his team mates stuff in the dressing room pocketing cash and jewellery. Can any buds recall this from about fifteen years ago? We had that young lad on loan from Fulham who got caught doing the same thing and got punted back down south pretty sharpish. Did our ex "striker" Alan Smart not do some jail time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted March 28, 2015 Share Posted March 28, 2015 Garry o connor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GraemePaynesSocks Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 Was Iain Ferguson done for resetting stolen goods? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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