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Cowdenbeath v Heart of Midlothian, Rescheduled for 23/12/2014


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Hopefully we get decent conditions for this one as we don't want it turning into an absolute shit-fest. Also, since Central Park is the worst stadium in Scotland by a distance, I'm expecting a ploughed field for a playing surface.

A similar outcome to our most recent meeting will suffice.

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Hopefully we get decent conditions for this one as we don't want it turning into an absolute shit-fest. Also, since Central Park is the worst stadium in Scotland by a distance, I'm expecting a ploughed field for a playing surface.

A similar outcome to our most recent meeting will suffice.

Really wish somebody had told us sooner.

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Not going to happen. This thread is about as appealing as an Ebola sufferers orgy. Hearts posters are only second to the Hibees when it comes to being Supacool wannabe utter cnuts.

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Pick and mix bingo for the Hearts posters on this thread to save time;

Why are you so raging / angry all of the time ?

You will sink back to your own sad level soon,

Donald Findlay is your Chairman and Rangers are your big team anyway,

Your ground is the worst in Scottish football,

Your pitch is tiny and shit ( it is regulation size and money has been spent to improve the playing surface ),

We can take money from local businesses and individuals as we like and pay them back a tiny percentage of what they are owed because we can,

Your floodlights didn't top up my tan,

Your pies are shit and your Bovril tastes like tar and gave me a rash.

It rained and I got soaking :),

Why are you so raging/ angry all of the time?

Eta; Cowdenbeath is hell on earth and makes Somalia look like Monaco ( extra option ) .

( insert pictire of disadvantaged people here )

Why are you so.........etc,

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Pick and mix bingo for the Hearts posters on this thread to save time;

Why are you so raging / angry all of the time ?

You will sink back to your own sad level soon,

Donald Findlay is your Chairman and Rangers are your big team anyway,

Your ground is the worst in Scottish football,

Your pitch is tiny and shit ( it is regulation size and money has been spent to improve the playing surface ),

We can take money from local businesses and individuals as we like and pay them back a tiny percentage of what they are owed because we can,

Your floodlights didn't top up my tan,

Your pies are shit and your Bovril tastes like tar and gave me a rash.

It rained and I got soaking :),

Why are you so raging/ angry all of the time?

Eta; Cowdenbeath is hell on earth and makes Somalia look like Monaco ( extra option ) .

( insert pictire of disadvantaged people here )

Why are you so.........etc,

Please add in "That pub opposite the train station looks like a 1970s rape shack". Ta.

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That gif is so cringeworthy.

They hurt us on the wings at tynecastle if we could tighten up there and cut out the mistakes then we could hope for a draw, if we can somehow be more clinical up front I don't see why we cannot grab a win. Now that coupled with a Sevco win imagine the seethe.

Ps hope it lashes down with rain and you get soaked like the Hibees.

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To be fair, most of the stuff in that bingo is true anyways. Probably why they hear it so much.

For you we can also add the " You all play Banjos, have six fingers on each hand, are really thick and pump yer sister/maw/gran/dug/ferret" extra option.

Don't forget the seething one as a free starter.

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