Elixir Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Hopefully we get decent conditions for this one as we don't want it turning into an absolute shit-fest. Also, since Central Park is the worst stadium in Scotland by a distance, I'm expecting a ploughed field for a playing surface. A similar outcome to our most recent meeting will suffice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CGR Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Away fans are reminded to set their watches back twenty-five years as they cross the Forth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cowdencolt Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Really hope it pours down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowdenLoyal Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Hopefully we get decent conditions for this one as we don't want it turning into an absolute shit-fest. Also, since Central Park is the worst stadium in Scotland by a distance, I'm expecting a ploughed field for a playing surface. A similar outcome to our most recent meeting will suffice. Really wish somebody had told us sooner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Looking forward to the Cowdenbeath patter on this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wulliemc Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Can we just have a fucking go at these c***s. We must be due to cause an upset by now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Only coo in the village Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Can we just have a fucking go at these c***s. We must be due to cause an upset by now. Not going to happen. This thread is about as appealing as an Ebola sufferers orgy. Hearts posters are only second to the Hibees when it comes to being Supacool wannabe utter cnuts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elixir Posted December 6, 2014 Author Share Posted December 6, 2014 Not going to happen. This thread is about as appealing as an Ebola sufferers orgy. Hearts posters are only second to the Hibees when it comes to being Supacool wannabe utter cnuts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
big al Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Really hope it pours down.driving icy rain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cowdencolt Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 driving icy rain Lovely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Only coo in the village Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 Pick and mix bingo for the Hearts posters on this thread to save time; Why are you so raging / angry all of the time ? You will sink back to your own sad level soon, Donald Findlay is your Chairman and Rangers are your big team anyway, Your ground is the worst in Scottish football, Your pitch is tiny and shit ( it is regulation size and money has been spent to improve the playing surface ), We can take money from local businesses and individuals as we like and pay them back a tiny percentage of what they are owed because we can, Your floodlights didn't top up my tan, Your pies are shit and your Bovril tastes like tar and gave me a rash. It rained and I got soaking , Why are you so raging/ angry all of the time? Eta; Cowdenbeath is hell on earth and makes Somalia look like Monaco ( extra option ) . ( insert pictire of disadvantaged people here ) Why are you so.........etc, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboMikey Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 ^ Raging/angry a week before the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Only coo in the village Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 ^ Raging/angry a week before the game. And we have our Second winner already.. Give the lad a coconut . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowden316 Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 Hearts will go through a sticky point at sometime in the season. Lets hope it starts this Saturday at Central Park! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamieThomas Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 Pick and mix bingo for the Hearts posters on this thread to save time; Why are you so raging / angry all of the time ? You will sink back to your own sad level soon, Donald Findlay is your Chairman and Rangers are your big team anyway, Your ground is the worst in Scottish football, Your pitch is tiny and shit ( it is regulation size and money has been spent to improve the playing surface ), We can take money from local businesses and individuals as we like and pay them back a tiny percentage of what they are owed because we can, Your floodlights didn't top up my tan, Your pies are shit and your Bovril tastes like tar and gave me a rash. It rained and I got soaking , Why are you so raging/ angry all of the time? Eta; Cowdenbeath is hell on earth and makes Somalia look like Monaco ( extra option ) . ( insert pictire of disadvantaged people here ) Why are you so.........etc, Please add in "That pub opposite the train station looks like a 1970s rape shack". Ta. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ira Gaines Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 To be fair, most of the stuff in that bingo is true anyways. Probably why they hear it so much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Blue Brasilion Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 That gif is so cringeworthy.They hurt us on the wings at tynecastle if we could tighten up there and cut out the mistakes then we could hope for a draw, if we can somehow be more clinical up front I don't see why we cannot grab a win. Now that coupled with a Sevco win imagine the seethe. Ps hope it lashes down with rain and you get soaked like the Hibees. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 I love how the rain is seen as some sort of Cowdenbeath weapon. Aye it's a tropical climate in Edinburgh right enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Only coo in the village Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 To be fair, most of the stuff in that bingo is true anyways. Probably why they hear it so much.For you we can also add the " You all play Banjos, have six fingers on each hand, are really thick and pump yer sister/maw/gran/dug/ferret" extra option.Don't forget the seething one as a free starter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elixir Posted December 7, 2014 Author Share Posted December 7, 2014 That gif is so cringeworthy. Now that coupled with a Sevco win imagine the seethe. Rangers are my big team type post, imo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.