TheLip69 Posted November 26, 2014 Share Posted November 26, 2014 Formula 1 in fact any kind of car racing but most particularly Formula 1. Boring as f**k Ice Skating, and any sport which needs a judge to tell you how well you've done Gymnastics, what the f**k is that all about? Why would anyone believe it a talent to be able to hang in mid air from two rings, or vault from a horse, or swing between two bars? Dressage, really? horses doing silly walks is a sport now, it was a circus act when I was a boy? Weightlifting, who's a big strong boy then, now f**k off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Bairn Posted November 26, 2014 Share Posted November 26, 2014 Ice Skating, and any sport which needs a judge to tell you how well you've done Gymnastics, what the f**k is that all about? Why would anyone believe it a talent to be able to hang in mid air from two rings, or vault from a horse, or swing between two bars? Dressage, really? horses doing silly walks is a sport now, it was a circus act when I was a boy? This, this and this. 4. Baseball - 162 games in about 6 months, how are you supposed to keep up with that? 5. 9 ball pool - Seriously, what's wrong with normal 8-ball and snooker? HM: Rugby league Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted November 26, 2014 Share Posted November 26, 2014 Tennis - boring load of Pish Motorsport - a fucking noise Marathon - 3 hours of nothing happening Basket ball - it's called netball, they should make the goal higher Football - boring old Shite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audaces Fortuna Juvat Posted November 26, 2014 Share Posted November 26, 2014 Golf - Utter wankery, and snobbery. Formula 1 - Round and round the garden.................brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrm. Baseball - Rounders in pyjamas. Darts - It's not a fcuking sport. Fishing - Ditto. You outwitted a fish, big deal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sloop John B Posted November 26, 2014 Share Posted November 26, 2014 Rugby Union - Running into people shouldn't be this popular. Watched and played by utter c***s. Any event with a time trial - It's boring watching 30 folk slide down a hill / drive a car round a track, cycle quite fast. It loses the drama of the event that you get with a race. Baseball - Tedious Sailing - How is this in the Olympics? it's so boring to watch and impossible to follow Dressage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Brees Posted November 26, 2014 Share Posted November 26, 2014 Cricket - shit Rugby - shitter Baseball - too complicated Horse racing - not a sport F1 - boring Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LongTimeLurker Posted November 26, 2014 Share Posted November 26, 2014 Basketball - no need to watch until the last 5 minutes Gaelic football - whoever dreamt up the rules was smoking something that wisnae tobacco Synchronized swimming - wtf? Hurling/camogie - politically motivated distancing from hockey and shinty leads to a truly bizarre spectacle NASCAR - all that is wrong with the USA encapsulated into a single sporting event Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted November 26, 2014 Share Posted November 26, 2014 Rugby - nothing ever happens, the troglodytes sport of choice All yank sports - equal in second place here as i cant decide which is worst Cycling (all forms) Boxing Running (all forms) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Latino Lover Posted November 26, 2014 Share Posted November 26, 2014 F1, used to like it as a kid but that as mainly due to good computer games. Been to one whilst in oz and confirmed that 'petrolheads' are dull individuals. Also wouldn't consider it a sport. Rugby league, grim sport played in grim north western towns. Snooker, tedious pish. Polo, elitist shite. Equestrian, as above. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted November 27, 2014 Share Posted November 27, 2014 1. Formula One. Utter shite. The most boring thing you could ever watch. 2. American Football. More stoppages than George Groves' career. 3. Cricket. Well, test cricket, I can watch ODIs and Twenty20. 4. Snooker. No atmosphere, and only O'Sullivan is aggressive. Everyone else plays for snookers. 5. Gaelic Football/Hurling. Sky Sports seem to have some rights to it now. It looks fucking toby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zidane's child Posted November 27, 2014 Share Posted November 27, 2014 cricket snooker golf F1 darts (if considered a sport) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted November 28, 2014 Share Posted November 28, 2014 Good to see I'm not alone in my hatred for F1. I work in a male-dominated IT environment and that's all I ever hear about. I've seen my manager and colleagues in an hour long debate about some filter the cars have now or something. It is honestly the shittest, boring pile of scat I have ever witnessed, About one of these colleagues likes football. Absolute weirdos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLip69 Posted November 28, 2014 Author Share Posted November 28, 2014 while coming up with my list I inexplicably forgot the most tedious boring pile of shit known to man, cycling. Happy to see most share my distaste for F1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC Posted November 28, 2014 Share Posted November 28, 2014 I like all the glamour and buildup you get with formula one, looking at Suzi Perry in tight trousers is the highlight for me. I could quite easily watch a ten second compilation like this. Top three pole positions Suzi Perry in bikini Crashes and important incidents Suzi Perry in bikini Winner and champagne Everything else is just filler. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Brightside Posted November 28, 2014 Share Posted November 28, 2014 1. Baseball =. Basketball 3. Equestrian events 4. Darts 5. Sailing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cerveza Posted November 28, 2014 Share Posted November 28, 2014 1 Football 2 Chess 3. Octopush 4. Basketball 5. Um Bongo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 1 - Formula 1: every time I see that p***k Lewis Hamilton with one of his daft baseball caps (NO MAN EVER LOOKS BETTER IN A BASEBALL CAP!) and his big diamond earrings that look like they came out a lucky bag, I want to punch the screen. Boring, boring, boring.......... 2 - golf. Listen to any two guys talking about golf....it's like having surgery without the anaesthetic. Almost as boring as Formula 1 and it doesn't even have the bonus of the previously mentioned Suzy Perry and the other chick hangers on. 3 - women's tennis. OK, some of them look tip top and have short skirts on, but all that grunting is a HUGE turn-off, even to an old letch like me. But fair play to them for getting the same amount of money as the men who have to put twice as much effort in. 4 - synchronised swimming: someone's having a laugh. Wee girls with faces seemingly painted by Stevie Wonder smiling endlessly. Synchronised swimming when they don't have to synchronise with anyone else is worse. 5 - basketball. One side runs up the court and scores. The other side runs up the court and scores. First team runs up the court and scores....................and so it goes on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamieT1314 Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 rugby league rugby union cricket dressage sailing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 Boxing American Football Basketball All running over 800 m Aussie rules Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 Formula 1 in fact any kind of car racing but most particularly Formula 1. Boring as f**k Ice Skating, and any sport which needs a judge to tell you how well you've done Gymnastics, what the f**k is that all about? Why would anyone believe it a talent to be able to hang in mid air from two rings, or vault from a horse, or swing between two bars? Dressage, really? horses doing silly walks is a sport now, it was a circus act when I was a boy? Weightlifting, who's a big strong boy then, now f**k off. Can't fault any of those. Horse walks into a bar, barman says, "why the long face?" Horse says, "I've just spent the afternoon going through my entire repertoire of silly walks. Crowd fucking loved it, and I was proper chuffed. Then they gave a gold medal to the posh cúnt sat on my back." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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