Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Swarley has shown his disdain for this event as has my dog, at 14 she really can't be arsed chasing the local sprogs away from the house. So convince me to enjoy this shite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForzaDundee Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Is guising dying? When I was a wee shit we'd be out the whole week with different costumes on each day knocking on every single house for miles around. Don't see many going out these days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Anyone got any last minute costume ideas? I'm working all day then heading to the Saints game, then I've got to go straight to a party where the majority, if not all, will be in costumes that have required plenty of effort. I'd happily not bother but I'd likely be RKO'd if I done that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Is guising dying? When I was a wee shit we'd be out the whole week with different costumes on each day knocking on every single house for miles around. Don't see many going out these days. Parents are far too scared to let their little ones knock on a sex offenders door. It's a bloody shame so it is, I used to love going to their door, they'd give me so much extra if I worse a short skirt. My pals hated me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K-Koke Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Anyone got any last minute costume ideas? I'm working all day then heading to the Saints game, then I've got to go straight to a party where the majority, if not all, will be in costumes that have required plenty of effort. I'd happily not bother but I'd likely be RKO'd if I done that Go as a 'full kit w****r'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Go as a 'full kit w****r'. I was half tempted to do that, put on a bald cap, stick a pillow up my top and go as Fat Balding Lee Croft. Would be a bit awkward when I bumped into him at Loft though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Just think of the monkey nuts. At the end of a night guising, I sifted out the good stuff from my plastic bag - coins, sweets...even apples and satsumas - then disposed of the foul menace that are monkey nuts. They were the scourge of guising. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quentin Taranbino Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Halloween and especially Firework night is totally shit as a dog owner! The week of hell begins. If fireworks were confined for one day then at least it would be manageable, but it's usually about a week or so of them. I'm not sure if all those who let them off are aware of how shitscared they make majority of animals. Plus any adult who enjoys fireworks needs looked at. They are exactly the same fireworks you have seen every year for your whole life, they don't change! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Plus any adult who enjoys fireworks needs looked at. They are exactly the same fireworks you have seen every year for your whole life, they don't change! Fireworks >>>>>>> Dogs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Halloween and especially Firework night is totally shit as a dog owner! The week of hell begins. If fireworks were confined for one day then at least it would be manageable, but it's usually about a week or so of them. I'm not sure if all those who let them off are aware of how shitscared they make majority of animals. Plus any adult who enjoys fireworks needs looked at. They are exactly the same fireworks you have seen every year for your whole life, they don't change! Fair enough I've no time for those who buy their own shitey wee fireworks from Tesco or whatever but I make the effort to go the public display every year without fail. They are usually pretty good to watch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Halloween and especially Firework night is totally shit as a dog owner! The week of hell begins. If fireworks were confined for one day then at least it would be manageable, but it's usually about a week or so of them. I'm not sure if all those who let them off are aware of how shitscared they make majority of animals. Plus any adult who enjoys fireworks needs looked at. They are exactly the same fireworks you have seen every year for your whole life, they don't change! Dogs attack children so they deserve everything they get. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Halloween was my favourite night of the year when I worked in the pubs. Some of the outfits the young women wear these days could only be found in magazines that were discarded in hedges when I was a lad. I'm going to a fancy dress party on Saturday as Lloyd Christmas in a bright orange tuxedo. Sadly my missus will be at the party so I won't get to do too much perving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Anyone got any last minute costume ideas? I'm working all day then heading to the Saints game, then I've got to go straight to a party where the majority, if not all, will be in costumes that have required plenty of effort. I'd happily not bother but I'd likely be RKO'd if I done that Go as Randy Orton? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Go as Randy Orton? Youre vastly over estimating my naked flesh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wardy Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 I've got a party on Saturday night too. I've got a plastex jacket, an axe, and a shit load of video tapes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Swarley has shown his disdain for this event as has my dog, at 14 she really can't be arsed chasing the local sprogs away from the house. So convince me to enjoy this shite. Welcome to come and knock on my door - there will be a huge tub of cheapy Lidl sweets on offer. You'd we welcome to sleep on the front path too - due to be a warm evening and handy for Haymarket/getting to your Linlithgow game. Edit - I need a good joke for a 9 year old to use tonight so if you can supply one I'd let you have two scoops of aforementioned cheapy sweets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tryfield Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 HALLOWEEN: The old Pagan Festival of sitting with the lights off until 10pm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Swarley has shown his disdain for this event as has my dog, at 14 she really can't be arsed chasing the local sprogs away from the house. So convince me to enjoy this shite. Guilty as charged.The only saving grace, as I said on the RTBC thread was that we only had two visitors so I now have a quarter tonne of sweets to work through. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom McB Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Is guising dying? When I was a wee shit we'd be out the whole week with different costumes on each day knocking on every single house for miles around. Don't see many going out these days. Galoshians in Greenock mind. Each year we get abut 30 kids round. I think it depends where you are, is it an area with a lot of kids? Most often weans accompanied by mums or big brothers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Youre vastly over estimating my naked flesh Go as Ralphus? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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