ICTChris Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 We've all done it - gone out for a quiet couple of drinks with friends and ended up dressed in bondage gear, engaged in masochistic sex acts down a country lane. However, a couple of chaps in Dumfries have made a schoolboy error and been witnessed by a 'normal' http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/shocked-family-spot-men-bondage-4479929 This report has the greatest police description of all time The first man is described as being in his late 50s or early 60s, about five eight inches tall, medium build, short thinning grey hair, wearing a white shirt, a spiked studded collar with chains and a leather harness. "The second man is believed to have been in his late 50s, five feet eight inches tall, wearing a blonde wig and a cream dress. Both men left the scene in a grey car when disturbed. Anyone who can assist should contact Police Scotland on 101. Any P&Bers ever engaged in bondage down a lane in Dumfries? Also, any of the Queens fans want to confess to anything? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamieStevenson Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Wow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cults_sheep Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Dog goes out with a collar and lead and nobody bats an eyelid, two middle-aged men do it and suddenly it's a crime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Mate of mine wore a spiderman costume to a fancy dress stag - not long after, a neighbour clocked him through his kitchen window capering about in said costume - his Mrs likes it, seemingly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Waterbeck is nowhere near Dumfries Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Waterbeck is nowhere near Dumfries ^^^ Knows too much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 ^^^ Knows too much My spiked, studded collar is at the dry cleaners. Actually, come to think of it, its been there a while now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trainspotter Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 come to think of it Fnarr.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 I work at the paper in Dumfries where this story was first reported (the Mirror and the Record are part of the same group and take stories from us). Fair to say it's been one of the most entertaining weeks of my eight years here Edit: Should have stressed I wasn't involved. Honest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Case solved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JakeSAFC Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 My girlfriend once gave me a blowjob in my car and a seagull landed on the bonnet. Edit - Not a euphemism. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 They weren't dressed up in bondage gear but I gave a couple a nasty surprise as they were hard at it just north of Stonehaven. They'd picked what they obviously thought was a well hidden and remote spot which just happened to be a locality on one of my field trips which I was taking 20 people to that day. I think we were all embarrassed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Case solved. My first thought too. Spreadsheets and masochistic sex are inextricably linked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 A girlfriend of mine once gave me a blowjob whilst I was driving from Lossie to Elgin. She was a right dirty bitch though. That was the last lift I accepted off you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 I pumped an ex gf whilst she was wearing this: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cults_sheep Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 I pumped an ex gf whilst she was wearing this: Beast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lithgierose Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 they still have coal men down dumfries way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Beast. Hardly.....she was 33yo at the time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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