Addie Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 Now before WaffenThinMint cream his pants, I'm not doing a Seamus on you all here. This was a resignation live on air from a reporter in Alaska after she announces she is indeed the owner of the Alaska Cannabis Club. http://metro.co.uk/2014/09/22/fk-it-alaskan-news-reporter-quits-live-on-air-4877804/ What's the best resignations you have done / heard? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eindhovendee Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 Hibee Jibee's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Addie Posted September 22, 2014 Author Share Posted September 22, 2014 I meant work but you are right to bring that one up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 A barman at the Holyrood Tavern who had a stand up argument with the landlord one night, vaulted the bar, chucked the keys at the landlord and was last seen heading out the door with the immortal words "yer can stick yer bar up yer arse".... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Cort's Hamstring Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 Who was it on here that spent a morning euthanising cows with a sledgehammer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 Who was it on here that spent a morning euthanising cows with a sledgehammer? That was fucking superb!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 One of my favourite "resignations" was when Erin Go Bragh on Pieandbovril made what seemed like one but slyly wrote it so it never technically said he wouldn't post in the future, causing some delicious salty seethe whilst covering his own back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 One of my favourite "resignations" was when Erin Go Bragh on Pieandbovril made what seemed like one but slyly wrote it so it never technically said he wouldn't post in the future, causing some delicious salty seethe whilst covering his own back. IIRC you intimated that you were going travelling, I trust that this wasn't some euphemism for holidaying at the Stenhouse Road Butlins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 Who was it on here that spent a morning euthanising cows with a sledgehammer? NewBornBairn I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qos_75 Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 The Dundee supporter on here (can't remember who it was) after the penultimate game of last season when it looked like all was lost only to return after they clinched the title the following week. The meltdown was quality reading but the return a week later was a work of genius. It was like nothing had ever happened. Remarkable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SodjesSixteenIncher Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 Can people post up links to some of these? Even the idea of someone "resigning" from a message board genuinely makes me laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 IIRC you intimated that you were going travelling, I trust that this wasn't some euphemism for holidaying at the Stenhouse Road Butlins. I did go travelling, although people were like "YOU'LL BE BACK" even though I never said I wouldn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lex Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 These kind of threads always seem to result in more resignations.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 In before the huff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 The Dundee supporter on here (can't remember who it was) after the penultimate game of last season when it looked like all was lost only to return after they clinched the title the following week. The meltdown was quality reading but the return a week later was a work of genius. It was like nothing had ever happened. Remarkable. not the same incident but Fifespud sent his season ticket back to dens park when John Brown became manager, stating he would never be back whilst he was in charge & he posted a copy of his letter in here, admirable stance I thought.Problem was he took the offer of corporate hospitality for the very fuckin next game ETA Pretty sure it's non deluded dee your talking about though, Clearly not deluded... No siree... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ludo*1 Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 RoversMad, on 23 Sept 2014 - 00:23, said: not the same incident but Fifespud sent his season ticket back to dens park when John Brown became manager, stating he would never be back whilst he was in charge & he posted a copy of his letter in here, admirable stance I thought. Problem was he took the offer of corporate hospitality for the very fuckin next game ETA Pretty sure it's non deluded dee your talking about though, Clearly not deluded... No siree... It wasn't corporate hospitality, it was his wife's season ticket! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AberdeenBud Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Nominally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geedub-MFC Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Seamus' was a belter. Ric's as well. Twice! Just realised Ric doesn't post anymore. Was there a third I've missed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiG Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 The Dundee supporter on here (can't remember who it was) after the penultimate game of last season when it looked like all was lost only to return after they clinched the title the following week. The meltdown was quality reading but the return a week later was a work of genius. It was like nothing had ever happened. Remarkable. Aye that was non deluded dee. I remember Insight and his "Take it!" signature (a cleverly constructed middle finger insult using only various forms of punctuation) being used a lot before he resigned (IIRC). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 NewBornBairn I think. One of my favourite things I've read on this board. "All morning, I killed cows". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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