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Emmerdale. Why no thread?


philpy

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All the other soaps are talked about, but why has no-one created an emmerdale thread until now?? Who's your fave character?? Who would you shag?? And what's everyone's take on the current storylines??

Regrettably not only do I recall this programme being called Emmerdale Farm, I recall the first series where a struggling Jack Sugden returned from Italy having tried his mitt at being an author and returning to Yorkshire to shove said mitt up coos erseholes.

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As has been mentioned, it's utter keich, or was when last viewed (Christ, more than a decade ago). Emmerdale Farm was just dull, and was a great pre-bedtime sedative as a youngster :thumsup2

Now, Crossroads - that was a REAL horror show.

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No, Eldorado was a real horror show.

:lol: Forgot about that. Plus, it cost a fortune, whereas Crossroads was put together from cardboard and sticky-back plastic (and that was just the actors). Eldorado the clear winner.

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Maybe so Mrs M but Corrie currently has a storyline about an adult getting addicted to taking pills that Emmerdale disposed of several months ago. ;)

Which means that Emmerdale will be due an addiction story in roughly 18 months. Stories are forever recycled in soaps. Nothing's "new" anymore.

And Emmerdale is still bollocks. What kind of name is "Dingle" for a hard man?

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Very confused. The Dingles were a horrific 'comic' band of fail when last I saw Emmerdale, the arrival of whom killed interest I still had. Did they draft in a different, 'hard' branch of the family or something?

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The Dingle clan pretty much dominate every storyline that develops on Emmerdale, there's just so many of them!

Belle, the teenage schoolgirl is currently serving time for killing her best friend.

Marlon is the still the gormless lump who found out he had a daughter, April, when Donna came back to the village. Donna had terminal cancer but died in more spectacular fashion and now Marlon is getting married to Laurel amidst all his grief for Donna.

Zak used to be the main man who held the family together and was not to be messed with but had a nervous breakdown after nearly beating Cain to death. He's treated with kid gloves now by everyone.

Debbie runs the garage and acts if she's the leader of a mafia gang and since getting involved with serial killer Cameron she distrusts all men.

Sam is still the village idiot and has been fleeced for thousands by some floosy he met on an adult chat line.

Charity is still the conniving bitch who has married a rich guy under false pretences and may be about to get her come-uppance.

Chas owns half the Woolpack and has hitched up with farmer James who used to be Charlie Stubbs in Corrie.

Cain seems to be going soft after getting together with Moira the Scottish owner of the farm but he's still capable of 'sorting things out the Dingle way'.

Believe it or not there are some storylines that don't involve a Dingle and if they involve Alicia, Priya or Vanessa then I'm more than happy.

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would be interesting to see a charcter transfer in a soap sometimes , see cain walking about sorting these cockney c***s in albert square right oot.

Crossroad's Amy Turtle had a drink in The Rovers Return once, does this count?

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Which means that Emmerdale will be due an addiction story in roughly 18 months. Stories are forever recycled in soaps. Nothing's "new" anymore.

And Emmerdale is still bollocks. What kind of name is "Dingle" for a hard man?

Emmerdale done the vet with the pain killers and horse drugs lol

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