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If bechance a rogue miracle makes Scotland separate from the UK, what price do you think a pint of beer will rise to.

Probably something similar to the price's found in the fabled arch of prosperity imo. Cheers

This Scotchmist is a poet for the Union:

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A Rogue Miracle

If bechance,

A rogue miracle,

Makes Scotland separate from the UK.

What price do you,

Think a pint of beer

Will rise to?

Probably something similar,

To the price's found,

In the fabled arch of prosperity.

Imo,

Cheers!

--

You need to work on the final section mate, but otherwise, I think we have a TS Eliot in our midst.

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If bechance a rogue miracle makes Scotland separate from the UK, what price do you think a pint of beer will rise to.

Probably something similar to the price's found in the fabled arch of prosperity imo. Cheers

£2.99 for heavy and lager.

£4 for poncey pish.

It's your round fannybaws!

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I think the word you are looking for is "perchance". Still I suppose you at least tried.

No. I meant befall. Made it a bit more difficult to understand to solicit a dumb post from a git like you to put you foot in your mouth. Thank you for obliging.

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Oh, and "rogue miracle" is a tautology. As an adjective 'rogue' means to be unexpected, away from the norm or unexpected, while a miracle would also be described as such.

Still, as I say, at least you tried.

Thanks for confirming my meaning. What a gullible twat you are.

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This Scotchmist is a poet for the Union:

--

A Rogue Miracle

If bechance,

A rogue miracle,

Makes Scotland separate from the UK.

What price do you,

Think a pint of beer

Will rise to?

Probably something similar,

To the price's found,

In the fabled arch of prosperity.

Imo,

Cheers!

--

You need to work on the final section mate, but otherwise, I think we have a TS Eliot in our midst.

Thanks for that Rab the Ranter. Play the man, not the question.

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No. I meant befall.

"If befall a rogue mircale...", :lol:, that's even worse as it doesn't even make sense. You probably should have just accepted my correction.

The more you post the more I think you must be in your early teens, and probably don't even have a vote.

Thanks for confirming my meaning. What a gullible twat you are.

Perhaps if you didn't have such a poor grasp of the language, one might suggest is native, it wouldn't result in you needing to post insults when people point out your schoolboy errors.

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This Scotchmist is a poet for the Union:

--

A Rogue Miracle

If bechance,

A rogue miracle,

Makes Scotland separate from the UK.

What price do you,

Think a pint of beer

Will rise to?

Probably something similar,

To the price's found,

In the fabled arch of prosperity.

Imo,

Cheers!

--

You need to work on the final section mate, but otherwise, I think we have a TS Eliot in our midst.

TS kent how to use the fucking apostrophe.

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