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Wasps And Bees Where are the feckers

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diamonds2002, on Jul 25 2005, 16:06, said:

what about

swallow v swan?



Swan easily cos swans are great! :D

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CHS you really are a typical dream team fukwit.
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diamonds2002, on Jul 25 2005, 16:13, said:

ooooohhhhh!  Debbie loves Ruggy, Debbie loves Ruggy  :lol:



:P :P :rolleyes:
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Hieronymous_Bosch, on Jul 25 2005, 16:12, said:

Good point.

It would need to be sharp on its wings... dart in for a peck at the eyes, then swoop off quickly.

Swan v Otter?




I seen an otter giving a mussel a doing with a rock - tough critters those wee guys
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Swan, swan, swan, swan.

Mon the swans. :D

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What about wasp vs beaver?
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Otter picks up rock, ready to club swan when BANG! Swan pounces, otter is left with broken arm & swan then follows up with a double wing flap. Otter is pummeled!

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How many people have you actually witnessed punching a staffie in the street to prove their hardness??
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We had a wasp nest in our house a few years ago. My bedroom is at the back of the property so they didn't get into my room but my poor brother used to wake up with loads of them in his room - all dead as well, funnily enough.

When we realised it was actually a nest, we got our neighbour to deal with it, as he exterminates things for a living.

Just my luck though - despite my brother sleeping in the room they kept coming into, it was me that got stung. :angry:

My dad is allergic to wasps, one sting to the throat would probably kill him. He was stung by hundreds of wasps as a youngster and is terrified of them now.
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diamonds2002, on Jul 25 2005, 16:14, said:

I seen an otter giving a mussel a doing with a rock - tough critters those wee guys



Yeah, I wouldnt mess with an otter either.

I saw an otter give an aardvark a kicking once. His mates just call him a vark now. :rolleyes:

Snake v Swan?
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BA, on Jul 25 2005, 16:15, said:

Swan, swan, swan, swan.

Mon the swans. :D

(Anything to get away from suicide bombers for 10 minutes. :ph34r: )




Cant tempt you with a bag of wasps then (the healthy alternative!)
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Synex, on Jul 25 2005, 16:15, said:

What about wasp vs beaver?



Aye swans are great alright but you canny beat a nice beaver! :ph34r:
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CHS you really are a typical dream team fukwit.
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Debbie_City, on Jul 25 2005, 16:12, said:

I'd have to go for Ruggy I think :)


You know that was a rhetorical question, you didnt really have to answer :lol: :lol:
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Synex, on Jul 25 2005, 16:15, said:

What about wasp vs beaver?




No contest - Beaver every time

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Hieronymous_Bosch, on Jul 25 2005, 16:18, said:

Yeah, I wouldnt mess with an otter either.

I saw an otter give an aardvark a kicking once. His mates just call him a vark now.  :rolleyes:

Snake v Swan?



Snake all the way, they've got no arms and would just pounce for the swan's eyes, rendering them immobilised before squeezing to death.

View Posthoneyboy edwards, on 05 October 2011 - 17:05, said:

How many people have you actually witnessed punching a staffie in the street to prove their hardness??
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Hieronymous_Bosch, on Jul 25 2005, 16:12, said:

Good point.

It would need to be sharp on its wings... dart in for a peck at the eyes, then swoop off quickly.

Swan v Otter?


Otter of course.

Teeth trump beak every time :lol:

Hey, what a great idea ... fighting animal Top Trumps :lol:
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Hieronymous_Bosch, on Jul 25 2005, 16:18, said:

I saw an otter give an aardvark a kicking once. His mates just call him a vark now.  :rolleyes:


Oh, HB ... that was poor :P :lol:
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SaintSam, on Jul 25 2005, 16:18, said:

He was stung by hundreds of wasps as a youngster and is terrified of them now.




They were in training for the ultimate fighting contest - your poor dad was merely target practise before they move on to their duels with swans and badgers!
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Centre Stand Hero, on Jul 25 2005, 16:19, said:

Aye swans are great alright but you canny beat a nice beaver!  :ph34r:




But remember - never fear the beaver!
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diamonds2002, on Jul 25 2005, 16:19, said:

Cant tempt you with a bag of wasps then (the healthy alternative!)



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BA, on Jul 25 2005, 16:24, said:

Larks' tongues. Wrens' livers. Chaffinch brains. Jaguars' earlobes. Wolf nipple chips. Otters' noses. Ocelot spleens.




wasps - they taste stripey!
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andycqos, on Jul 25 2005, 16:19, said:

You know that was a rhetorical question, you didnt really have to answer  :lol:  :lol:



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Wasps seem to be arriving later every year - which is apain because the fruit is well ripe by that time, so the f''kers get drunk on it and sting any bugger.

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Wasps and bees don't bother me. Your all a bunch of fearties :P :lol:
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thebullywee, on Jul 25 2005, 18:59, said:

Wasps and bees don't bother me. Your all a bunch of fearties :P  :lol:



What about swans though? ;)
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BA, on Jul 25 2005, 19:08, said:

What about swans though? ;)



Now they scare the f**k outa me :lol: :lol: :lol:
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