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Wasps And Bees Where are the feckers

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I have not seen any of the little b*****ds this year!!
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I had this conversation with my mum the other day! Fuckin brilliant isn't it? I'm allergic to wasps, so I'm terrified of them :(
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Debbie_City, on Jul 25 2005, 15:37, said:

I had this conversation with my mum the other day! Fuckin brilliant isn't it? I'm allergic to wasps, so I'm terrified of them :(
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We had one in our living room about an hour ago. It was sprayed, and left to die a horrible death. :)
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They were swarming in front of my in-laws' house yesterday, before beginning to make a nest in their next-door-neighbours' house. Hate them.

Edit to say: wasps that is, not bees. I don't mind bees cause they leave you alone unless you annoy them.

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How many people have you actually witnessed punching a staffie in the street to prove their hardness??
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codfish, on Jul 25 2005, 15:38, said:

We had one in our living room about an hour ago. It was sprayed, and left to die a horrible death. :)
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Good for you :D

I hate the little feckers too :( Had a traumatic experience as a child :( :ph34r:
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My train was full of wasps on saturday. Unfortunately it was the poisonous, buckie-drinking, blue and orange coloured ones :(
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we've had loads of wasps this year - mainly in the "dining room" and mainly dead (woohoo)

But surely the real question is

who would win a fight between a bee and a wasp?
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diamonds2002, on Jul 25 2005, 15:42, said:

we've had loads of wasps this year - mainly in the "dining room" and mainly dead (woohoo)

But surely the real question is

who would win a fight between a bee and a wasp?
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A wasp, cause quite simply if a bee used its sting it would die.

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How many people have you actually witnessed punching a staffie in the street to prove their hardness??
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Gaz, on Jul 25 2005, 15:44, said:

A wasp, cause quite simply if a bee used its sting it would die.
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Of course ...

what about wasp vs hornet? ;)
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Gaz, on Jul 25 2005, 15:44, said:

A wasp, cause quite simply if a bee used its sting it would die.
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but that means that the wasp would attack wilynily but the bee would bid its time (tactics over sheer aggression)

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what about a wasp and a swan?
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Debbie_City, on Jul 25 2005, 15:46, said:

Oooh hornets are nasty little fuckers
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Yes. My childhood experience was with hornets :( :ph34r:
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diamonds2002, on Jul 25 2005, 15:48, said:

what about a wasp and a swan?
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Wasp, obviously ...

it has no arm for the swan to break :lol: :lol:
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andycqos, on Jul 25 2005, 15:49, said:

Wasp, obviously ...

it has no arm for the swan to break  :lol:  :lol:
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Wasp v spider?
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andycqos, on Jul 25 2005, 15:49, said:

Wasp, obviously ...

it has no arm for the swan to break  :lol:  :lol:
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but could break its wing (I fancy the swan on the ground) in the air the wasp has the mobility and would be at a distinct advantage - the swan would need to get its arm-breaking special move in early on.

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diamonds2002, on Jul 25 2005, 15:52, said:

but could break its wing (I fancy the swan on the ground) in the air the wasp has the mobility and would be at a distinct advantage - the swan would need to get its arm-breaking special move in early on.

'mon th swan!
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When have you ever heard anyone say "dont go near a swan, it can break a wing?" :rolleyes: :P :P
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Hieronymous_Bosch, on Jul 25 2005, 15:51, said:

Wasp v spider?
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that would be a titanic struggle (between evil and evil).

again the spider would have to take the wasps flying ability out early in order to stand any chance
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Hieronymous_Bosch, on Jul 25 2005, 15:51, said:

Wasp v spider?
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At home - spider, the web would be too much.
Away - the wasp might just nick it

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wasp vs swallow
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andycqos, on Jul 25 2005, 15:55, said:

At home - spider, the web would be too much.
Away - the wasp might just nick it

:lol:

wasp vs swallow
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I'd take the latter any day... :ph34r:

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How many people have you actually witnessed punching a staffie in the street to prove their hardness??
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andycqos, on Jul 25 2005, 15:54, said:

When have you ever heard anyone say "dont go near a swan, it can break a wing?"  :rolleyes:  :P  :P
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obviously you dont speak wasp! ;)
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