Morrissey

[King Kebab]

There is THREE Morrissey Threads running concurrently in The Music Forum!!!

Could they get merged Ta???

Then we could have a one-stop-shop Morrissey Super-Thread, another impressive achievement, suitable for Morrissey's near-monopolisation of the bleak niche of minstrel noir!!!

[Homer Thompson]

Done

[Enigma]

I like the Morrissey's song that goes "can we fix it?" "Yes we can"

[Andy Dufresne]

I don't like Morrissey. He's a right c**t.

He thinks you are a dick.

[Bobby Skidmarks]

I've always liked that Morrissey.

[Venti]

Morrissey is a bit of a bawbag.

We let him get away with it due to The Smiths and his own stuff being amazing.

[Enigma]

He thinks you are a dick.

Morrissey thinks everybody but Morrissey is a dick to be fair.

[Albino Rover]

Should this thread be merged with the other Morrissey threads?

[King Kebab]

Should this thread be merged with the other Morrissey threads?

Good shout!!!

[Miguel Sanchez]

Mark: Among the many things Morrissey has said on record he actually hates are:Elton John

George Michael

Madonna

Vic Reeves

Bob Geldof

Tony Wilson

Meat-eaters

DJs

Journalists

Sundays

Sunbathers

B.A. Baracus

Jokes about Wagon Wheels

The MCC

Blu-Tack

Fred Wedlock

Branston Pickle

Loft lagging

Igneous rock

Bulldog terriers

Glade Plug-ins

Chip forks

The phrase "Mr. Morrissey, you require three snookers!"

Frisps

The M25

Friday afternoons

Tortoises

Crayons

Pasta as a starter

Philippa Forrester

Sarah's next door neighbour

Skin on rice pudding

Burberry

Tadpoles

Orange peels

The Honey Monster

Polyester

Boob tubes

The smell of parmesan

Disposable razors

Yetis

Magnifying mirrors

Gits

Millipedes

Olives

Koi carp and most of all,

Pointless lists without punchlines. Well that told me, Mr. Morrissey.

(Later on during Intros...)

The direction North-North-West

The phrase "Mid-morning"

Hibernating animals

Francis Chichester

When people say "i.e." when they mean "e.g."

(Later on after Identity Parade...)

Buffalo girls who go on the inside

Sonia

Decimal currency

(During the show closing...)

The Beaulieu Motor Museum

Weekend at Bernie's III

Avocados

People who go "Slammers!"

Tango adverts

The YMCA dance... (fade into credits)

[Dunning1874]

You forgot the Chinese. Racist fuckwit that he is.

Can every member who has a Morrissey related username, avatar or signature be banned? He's a c**t and so are they.

[YassinMoutaouakil]

You forgot the Chinese. Racist fuckwit that he is.

Can every member who has a Morrissey related username, avatar or signature be banned? He's a c**t and so are they.

Writes some decent songs though, but he's no Johnny Marr.

[Bigmouth Strikes Again]

There is THREE Morrissey Threads running concurrently in The Music Forum!!!

Could they get merged Ta???

Then we could have a one-stop-shop Morrissey Super-Thread, another impressive achievement, suitable for Morrissey's near-monopolisation of the bleak niche of minstrel noir!!!

Excellent debate going on in the DFC thread as well.