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I have never felt comfortable standing beside someone else peeing. I just can't seem to relax to get started. Could never use the toiets at most of the grounds that we watch football in. Even when I am in the pub, I have to use the cubicle. This is a horrible sort of phobia, I doubt I am the only one though? Also, it's not as if women have a row of seats next to each other, at least they have seperate loos and we should too.


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Exactly. Man up and take a piss


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Exactly. Man up and take a piss

 

Nowt to do with size mate, it is really not a comfortable position to be in. Just can't start when standing next to someone. I am okay if someone walks in after I have started, but I wont walk up and try if there are people there. Don't even like peeing if my wife is around, have to shut the bathroom door.


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Exactly the same boat. I can be absolutely guttered and bursting yet if I get to the toilet and there's folk about I just can't go.

It's nothing to do with size, as I'm fucking stunning naked.
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Exactly the same boat. I can be absolutely guttered and bursting yet if I get to the toilet and there's folk about I just can't go.

It's nothing to do with size, as I'm fucking stunning naked.

Besides, I see more and more man standing in the cubicles peeing these days, so why are they not using the urinal?


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Shy Bladder Syndrome - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paruresis
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Nowt to do with size mate, it is really not a comfortable position to be in. Just can't start when standing next to someone. I am okay if someone walks in after I have started, but I wont walk up and try if there are people there. Don't even like peeing if my wife is around, have to shut the bathroom door.

You quite clearly have a small penis

 

I don't care who i pee in front of although when i have been taking sweeties it makes it a bit awkward as you think everyones watching you


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I can be the same, near bursting and just can't go. Doesn't matter if they're at the urinal next to me or one other person in the bogs over in the corner sorting their hair where they can't possibly see me, I still can't go so it's not even a fear of somebody looking. No idea what it is. :(
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It must've been a woman who designed the Edinburgh University library toilets, they were utterly brutal. Two urinals next to each other in a wee corner and one cubicle. Awful.


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Shy Bladder Syndrome - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paruresis


Just had a read of that and the moving vehicle bit made me remember that I struggle to pee in coach or train toilets (with the doors shut of course). I usually get there in the end but takes an annoying while.
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As long as people follow basic toilet etiquette, where you take the corners first then move closer to the middle (with one free urinal between people), then I'm fine. When people start to f**k with the system that's when I start to get para and can't pish.


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I'm fine unless there's people actually touching me. Couple of times at football games I've been pinned in from both sides and it makes it impossible to go with two big fat guys rubbing up against you.
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I've never been comfortable peeing into a urinal.

 

I've also got to take care not to let the end of my dick come into contact with these pieces of disinfectant you find at the bottom of these things. That can sting like hell.


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No wonder my suggestion to the Commonwealth Games Committee was rejected. When I was younger seeing who could pish the highest was the national sport.
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Do you think that's wise, sir.

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I've never been comfortable peeing into a urinal.

 

I've also got to take care not to let the end of my dick come into contact with these pieces of disinfectant you find at the bottom of these things. That can sting like hell.

 

How short are you?


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But after the show, walking to my car later that night in the car park, I saw Heidenreich in the corner of the car park squatting and taking a shit. I couldn't believe my eyes. I hurried my son into the car and I looked at this disgusting, vile man with nothing but pity. My opinion of him did a full 180. It was one of the most disgusting things I had ever seen in my life, and likely ever will.

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The thing I really struggle with is when you're in the toilet and one of your mates comes with, or you meet someone in there who you know. You're both standing at the urinal and he's peeing freely with no problems and you can't start until he's away washing his hands.


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How short are you?


Or how long....
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Generally I'm alright with it, but one time at a train station I went for a piss and some sweaty, stinking, obese creature stood at the urinal directly next to me. He was swaying into me whilst he was having a clearly gargantuan piss. On top of this he sounded as if he was fucking hyperventilating. How are you supposed to relax with that going on next to you?

 

I couldn't do it. Ended up walking out and opted to go at the next stop. Bad times.


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I'm also a nervous peeer (sp?). When I was in college there was a line of about 6-7 urinals, all nicely spaced out but I still couldn't go if anyone was there. And this is espescially if a couple of people are there chatting away like they're doing something else. What follows is me inevitably taking the walk of shame to a near-by cubicle, which informs my fellow relievers that I've been unable to take a piss and have needed to shut myself away from the world to complete the task.


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As long as the guy next to you doesn't ask 'you hold mine and I'll hold yours' you'll be fine.
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I'm also a nervous peeer (sp?). When I was in college there was a line of about 6-7 urinals, all nicely spaced out but I still couldn't go if anyone was there. And this is espescially if a couple of people are there chatting away like they're doing something else. What follows is me inevitably taking the walk of shame to a near-by cubicle, which informs my fellow relievers that I've been unable to take a piss and have needed to shut myself away from the world to complete the task.


Or say to the guy next to you (in your blokiest deep voice) "don't you hate it when you go to have a piss and then you feel you need a poo as well?". The others will then see you as the alpha male and you might even say "I might get a paper for the cubicle first", allowing you disappear altogether without the shame. Bombproof plan.
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Or say to the guy next to you (in your blokiest deep voice) "don't you hate it when you go to have a piss and then you feel you need a poo as well?". The others will then see you as the alpha male and you might even say "I might get a paper for the cubicle first", allowing you disappear altogether without the shame. Bombproof plan.

 

That's no a bad idea. It may even help to end the stigma attached to taking a dump in public toilets. 

 

Good work.


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I don't mind standing next to anyone when I'm having a piss. I always hide my winkie with 4 fingers though. I piss on 3 of them mind.


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Or say to the guy next to you (in your blokiest deep voice) "don't you hate it when you go to have a piss and then you feel you need a poo as well?". The others will then see you as the alpha male and you might even say "I might get a paper for the cubicle first", allowing you disappear altogether without the shame. Bombproof plan.


Need a poo? Too scared to pish? No wonder the country is in the state it is. Have none of you had to pish into vessels while balancing precariously on the back seat of a bus to an away game, then try and get it out the sun roof without wallowing in your own waste? Never lived!
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Do you think that's wise, sir.

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Doesn't bother me at all - the only piss related problem I have is being stuck in traffic EVERY DAY bursting for a piss - can't just be me..... ?

 

If you could invent something that allowed you to pee in the car without any hassle - you'd be a millionaire !!!


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If you could invent something that allowed you to pee in the car without any hassle - you'd be a millionaire !!!

 

An empty 4 litre milk carton was the best choice or urine disposal before the fitba buses got toilets fitted.


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Lol - Aye, that's the state of play at the moment.....


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