1) Ya b*****din' dumplin ye!
2) Don't call me an arsehole Betty
3) She is still here, in my heart. "BIRTHDAY CAIRD PISH!"
4) Whit ye gonny do next? Cut aff yer baws and come back as yer sister?
5) A scone and tea at half past three makes the day a little brighter, so take yer cakes and fancy tarts and shove them up yer shiter
Edited by YOGI IS GOD, 04 November 2013 - 01:00.