Jump to content

Choose your preferred team below. Close
Scotland (Default) Aberdeen Airdrie Utd Albion Rovers Alloa Athletic Annan Athletic Arbroath Ayr Utd Berwick Rangers Brechin City Celtic Clyde Cowdenbeath Dumbarton Dundee Dundee Utd Dunfermline East Fife East Stirlingshire Elgin City Falkirk Forfar Athletic Greenock Morton Hamilton Accies Hearts Hibernian Inverness Caley Kilmarnock Livingston Montrose Motherwell Partick Thistle Peterhead QoS Queens Park Raith Rovers Rangers Ross County St.Johnstone St.Mirren Stenhousemuir Stirling Albion Stranraer
Photo

Sexually depraved penguins

- - - - -

  • Please log in to reply
16 replies to this topic

#1
Sam Leitch Loyal

Sam Leitch Loyal

    Third Division Apprentice

  • Gold Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 603 posts
Joined: 22-May 12
  • Location:The Kremlin
  • My Team:Partick Thistle
http://www.guardian....scott-antarctic :o
  • 0
The 1971 Scottish League Cup Final was played on 23 October 1971 and was the final of the 26th Scottish League Cup competition. Newly-promoted Partick Thistle beat Celtic, who had played in the European Cup final only a year earlier, in a major upset. Sam Leitch, a presenter of BBC sports show Grandstand, previewed the game by saying that: "In Scotland, it's League Cup final day at Hampden Park, where Celtic meet Partick Thistle, who have no chance."

#2
Zen Archer

Zen Archer

    City in my head, Utopia.

  • Gold Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 11,854 posts
Joined: 05-January 11
  • Location:Inverkeithing
  • My Team:Raith Rovers
Nothing wrong with this behaviour.




  • 0
P&B Groovy Gang member # 0001

#3
th1stleandr0se

th1stleandr0se

    Golden Shoe Winner

  • Gold Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 5,081 posts
Joined: 19-December 06
  • Location:Edinburgh
  • My Team:Linlithgow Rose

http://www.guardian....scott-antarctic :o

Good one. You've managed to get homosexuality, gang rape, paedophilia, necrophilia, bestiality and murder in one post
  • 0

#4
Rowan

Rowan

    Golden Shoe Winner

  • Gold Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 6,486 posts
Joined: 17-February 04
  • Location:Paisley
  • My Team:Ross County

Good one. You've managed to get homosexuality, gang rape, paedophilia, necrophilia, bestiality and murder in one post

Normal night out in Dundee then!
  • 0
Children soon forget your presents. They never forget your presence.

#5
mattydfc

mattydfc

    SBJ

  • Gold Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 12,217 posts
Joined: 10-July 09
  • Location:Coldside, Dundee, Scotland.
  • My Team:Dundee

Normal night out in Dundee then!


No. He missed out Incest.
  • 1
 

MattyDFC - If he doesn't fight you, he'll pump you.

 


#6
Sweet Pete

Sweet Pete

    v v v Goal Machine

  • Gold Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 11,495 posts
Joined: 07-May 08
  • My Team:Dumbarton

No. He missed out Incest.


I like how you capitalised incest. That shows its importance.
  • 1

We will never forget you, Guido.
 


#7
mattydfc

mattydfc

    SBJ

  • Gold Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 12,217 posts
Joined: 10-July 09
  • Location:Coldside, Dundee, Scotland.
  • My Team:Dundee

I like how you capitalised incest. That shows its importance.


I like to Capitalise random words. It's mysterious And edgy.
  • 0
 

MattyDFC - If he doesn't fight you, he'll pump you.

 


#8
Sam Leitch Loyal

Sam Leitch Loyal

    Third Division Apprentice

  • Gold Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 603 posts
Joined: 22-May 12
  • Location:The Kremlin
  • My Team:Partick Thistle
Incest: a game for all the family. (I know, but there might be somebody...........)

"It's just like a penguin in bondage, boy." - Frank Zappa
  • 0
The 1971 Scottish League Cup Final was played on 23 October 1971 and was the final of the 26th Scottish League Cup competition. Newly-promoted Partick Thistle beat Celtic, who had played in the European Cup final only a year earlier, in a major upset. Sam Leitch, a presenter of BBC sports show Grandstand, previewed the game by saying that: "In Scotland, it's League Cup final day at Hampden Park, where Celtic meet Partick Thistle, who have no chance."

#9
magee84

magee84

    Golden Shoe Winner

  • Gold Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 8,907 posts
Joined: 27-January 12
  • Location:Stirling
  • My Team:Celtic

Good one. You've managed to get homosexuality, gang rape, paedophilia, necrophilia, bestiality and murder in one post

....... and give himself a boner... !!!!!
  • 0
STEP IN STEP OUT OF THE RAIN, ONE MILLION YEARS FROM TODAY

43 - 0 , WE WELCOME THE CHASE



#10
The Phoenix

The Phoenix

    Puntastic

  • Gold Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 25,329 posts
Joined: 30-September 06
  • Location:Paronom Asia
  • My Team:Stirling Albion
I've had oral sex with a Penguin.

Would have been better if I'd taken the wrapper off but safe sex is the only way to go these days.
  • 0
Life is 10% what happens to me and 90% how I react to it

#11
Granny Danger

Granny Danger

    Life is bleak and meaningless.

  • Gold Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 11,788 posts
Joined: 25-May 09
  • Location:East of Dobbies - officially
  • My Team:Dundee Utd

I've had oral sex with a Penguin.

Would have been better if I'd taken the wrapper off but safe sex is the only way to go these days.

You posted that over 3 hours ago. No-one's biting. :lol:
  • 0

#12
Zen Archer

Zen Archer

    City in my head, Utopia.

  • Gold Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 11,854 posts
Joined: 05-January 11
  • Location:Inverkeithing
  • My Team:Raith Rovers

I've had oral sex with a Penguin.

Would have been better if I'd taken the wrapper off but safe sex is the only way to go these days.



Posted Image
  • 0
P&B Groovy Gang member # 0001

#13
Enrico Annoni

Enrico Annoni

    Allons-y

  • Gold Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 17,328 posts
Joined: 06-August 11
  • Location:Glasgow
  • My Team:Celtic
Its the Ducks you really need to look out for

http://www.cracked.c...2938-duck-rape/

To say that drakes (male ducks) are out to f**k anything that moves implies a level of fussiness that's simply not there. A Dutch researcher once saw one drake ravage another male's lifeless duck-corpse for seventy-five fucking minutes. They'll hump any species, any gender, anytime. Ducks have a mating ritual scientifically known as "rape flight", which can involve multiple drakes attacking a single lady-duck, often drowning or pecking her to death. Ducks are not nice.




:unsure:
  • 0

My morning commute is dreadful, and frankly, it's down to people who have an attitude like you.

sellick fans are scum to a man always have been always will be. Honestly think I'd crack a stauner if a stand housing them collapsed.

No, was given to me, and hangs on a wall in my west end pad.


av-25090.jpg?_r=0


#14
th1stleandr0se

th1stleandr0se

    Golden Shoe Winner

  • Gold Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 5,081 posts
Joined: 19-December 06
  • Location:Edinburgh
  • My Team:Linlithgow Rose
The Daily Mash has a nice take on it. Penguin brides.
  • 0

#15
Unleash The Nade

Unleash The Nade

    Golden Shoe Winner

  • Gold Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 9,285 posts
Joined: 19-October 09
  • Location:Larbert
  • My Team:Heart of Midlothian
" When You Feel A Little P-Pervy,P-P-P-Pick Up A Penguin"

Posted Image



  • 0

7th April 2014; Bambino wrote .."I'm not defending him.  I love Prague and all it stands for.  I used to live there.   I hate the song and how ignorant and stupid it makes the wankers that sing the song look.  It's not racist though.   Skacel's not a refugee." 

 


#16
Ross.

Ross.

    First Division Sub

  • Gold Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 2,005 posts
Joined: 24-October 11
  • Location:Zofingen, Switzerland
  • My Team:Clydebank

Its the Ducks you really need to look out for

http://www.cracked.c...2938-duck-rape/





:unsure:


True story here... My girlfriends father keeps several ducks in their garden(He grew up on a farm and has quite a large garden which he uses to produce a fair amount of food, duck eggs included). Last summer he had to kill the only male duck he had as it developed a habit of raping the rest of the ducks, most of which were it's offspring. I guess they were a bit harsh on poor Fritzl, it was only nature. He has since brought in another male duck, which shows absolutely no interest in the females at all.

Edited by Ross., 11 June 2012 - 12:49.

  • 0

#17
Unleash The Nade

Unleash The Nade

    Golden Shoe Winner

  • Gold Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 9,285 posts
Joined: 19-October 09
  • Location:Larbert
  • My Team:Heart of Midlothian

True story here... My girlfriends father keeps several ducks in their garden(He grew up on a farm and has quite a large garden which he uses to produce a fair amount of food, duck eggs included). Last summer he had to kill the only male duck he had as it developed a habit of raping the rest of the ducks, most of which were it's offspring. I guess they were a bit harsh on poor Fritzl, it was only nature. He has since brought in another male duck, which shows absolutely no interest in the females at all.


Not uncommon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhhDoSVAN10&feature=related
  • 0

7th April 2014; Bambino wrote .."I'm not defending him.  I love Prague and all it stands for.  I used to live there.   I hate the song and how ignorant and stupid it makes the wankers that sing the song look.  It's not racist though.   Skacel's not a refugee." 

 





0 user(s) are reading this topic

0 members, 0 guests, 0 anonymous users