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AberdeenHibee

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Limmy show isn't everyones cup of tea, I think its 90% sh*t, but I think these are two crackers!!

The adventure call one in particular....




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That second one is probably the most unfunny video I've ever watched. I just don't seem to get his style of "comedy" The first one isn't funny either.
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That second video was my first and last experience of the Limmy Show.
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i like limmy, that second sketch of dee dee was a cracker. but this video is his best work by far


Edited by Friedrich Engels, 29 March 2012 - 22:09.

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i've posted it before and i'll post it again:

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But after the show, walking to my car later that night in the car park, I saw Heidenreich in the corner of the car park squatting and taking a shit. I couldn't believe my eyes. I hurried my son into the car and I looked at this disgusting, vile man with nothing but pity. My opinion of him did a full 180. It was one of the most disgusting things I had ever seen in my life, and likely ever will.

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The only ones I liked but didn't think were funny, more like "hey that's right enough".



Couldn't find the video of the other one but it's when he's trying to get in his front door and someone's coming up the stair. He gets in a panic, the tension builds and then his neighbour walks past giving him a nod on the way past.
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I like Limmy. I thought most of his stuff was quite amusing.
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The Dee Dee ones are quite funny because there are people around here that are a bit like that. The Laughing Cow one is a belter. I hated Limmy when I saw him on TV at first but when you just dip into the videos they're not bad, some are really good.
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Limmy is great.




EDIT: Forgot about Mr Mulvaney!



Edited by GingerSaint, 29 March 2012 - 22:31.

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You're a complete and utter spoon.



Oooooh, grooming.
Would that be big spoon or little spoon?
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Oooooh, grooming.
Would that be big spoon or little spoon?

Are you being cereal?

I hope you get bowl cancer for making suggestions like that.
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Are you being cereal?

I hope you get bowl cancer for making suggestions like that.


Unless you have a cure for said ailment, not funny.
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Are you being cereal?

I hope you get bowl cancer for making suggestions like that.


Can you get cancer of the cereal bowl?
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Can you get cancer of the cereal bowl?

I think so. I can't imagine that eye bingo is talking about cancer of the Superbowl or the Hollywood Bowl, because they're serious conditions which are far less funny than Limmy.
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Maybe his Saturday afternoon excuse for time with old men wearing blazers and supping cheap watery beer have affected by bowl cancer.
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Limmy's Show is fantastic. There's a few misses in there but the. est sketches are hilarious.

Not sure if they've been posted, but my two favourites are Dee Dee in the kitchen talking out knives and Limmy pitching shite characters in a meeting (Mushroom Guy) :lol:
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Apparently this guy is writing for Burnistoun now.


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Nobody expects to go out for a pint and not come home [alive].


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Some of his videos on youtube are pretty close to the bone but he winds the green and greys up so he gets a thumbs up from me.
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Going off the rails on a crazy train...


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I like Limmy but I do find his humour a bit of a hit and miss.
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Just when you thought little Britain was the shitest 'comedy' ever on tv , along comes limmy.
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I thought limmys show was funny as fuck tbh. The people I knew that didnt like it were the same folk who lapped up dross like that mrs browns boys, kind of simple types who need their laughs presented to them.

Admittedly it could be a bit hit or miss but when it was good it was really good.
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Apparently this guy is writing for Burnistoun now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGWXhj1dhkY&


He's a mate of my pal Alan. I absolutely love his stuff. His website www.swatpaz.net is superb.
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I feel cheated, after listening to 10 mins of his phone in show for the drunk, extreme Orcs I had vowed not to open a thread on him ever again.


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I thought limmys show was funny as fuck tbh. The people I knew that didnt like it were the same folk who lapped up dross like that mrs browns boys, kind of simple types who need their laughs presented to them.

Admittedly it could be a bit hit or miss but when it was good it was really good.

Are you trying to suggest that Limmy is in some way "high brow" comedy? :huh:
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Has there ever been a funny Scottish show? They're all utter shit , they rely on ned patter for laughs ,,hol u ya mad fanny man ..etc.

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