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Whatever happend to him? I remember he had a crap column in the sun, with pictures of him visiting New York, still wearing a trackie.


He ran for parliament and was dismantled by Ponsonby on live TV.
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He ran for parliament and was dismantled by Ponsonby on live TV.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rG_tuTRFLXo

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They are not really interested in the Shetlands, just the Oil.

I think we should say we're taking Berwick with us.


Well taking Berwick with Scotland wont really make up for Shetland going back to its Nordic roots.
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If they do bomb us, at least we'll have the water to put the fire out.
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If they do bomb us, at least we'll have the water to put the fire out.

We can just do a 'Quantum of Solace' and charge them an extortianate rate for their water supply, then we can set up a 'Water Fund'. :D
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rG_tuTRFLXo

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poor man. That's horrible.

:wacko:

a good example of what happens when a rich diddy throws a ton of cash at a political process he clearly knows nothing about. I mean, Smeato would likely still have struggled but at least someone could have briefed him properly on the questions likely to be asked.

The again, I imagine most elected politicians would struggle badly in the task of punching a man on fire. Maybe Major Eric could take the step up but I'm not too sure about anyone else.

Edited by Ivo den Bieman, 13 March 2012 - 13:00.

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The only defence an independent Scotland would need will be a few ships to make sure the Icelanders and Faroese aren't nicking our fish.
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The only defence an independent Scotland would need will be a few ships to make sure the Icelanders and Faroese aren't nicking our fish.

I'm not so sure, we're a small, oil rich nation.

The USA and rUK will already be putting together a UN motion, they have previous.
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The good Lord has a bit of form where it comes to causing havoc in Scottish Airports:

On 20 December 2006 Lord Fraser was detained by police after they were called to Dundee Airport following reports of a disturbance on board an aircraft. The former Lord Advocate has been charged with disorderly conduct on an aircraft which landed at Dundee Airport.


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The only defence an independent Scotland would need will be a few ships to make sure the Icelanders and Faroese aren't nicking our fish.

Too late, the Spanish have took them all. :angry:
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Are folk no embarrassed by this? I know there's wallopers on both sides but this is walloping on another level.
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How dare he suggest independence could lead to violence. If I see him I'm going to smash his fucking head in.
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The good Lord has a bit of form where it comes to causing havoc in Scottish Airports:



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The last para on that article is interesting :

"Lord Fraser has also backed the idea of an independent Scotland, writing in a Sunday newspaper recently that: "Scotland could certainly stand on its own two feet."








Edited by ICTJohnboy, 13 March 2012 - 14:59.

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I think we should relocate our nukes to ibrox and parkhead.

I know that's a joke, but if it wasn't it would actually the stupidest fucking thing ever said in the history of the world. And that includes whoever first issued the sentence, "you know what, let's give Barack Obama the Nobel Peace Prize!).

Underground bunker in the middle of nowhere surrounded by farms and hillbillies (sorry "sons of the soil"), or in the centre of half the population of the country.
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I know that's a joke, but if it wasn't it would actually the stupidest fucking thing ever said in the history of the world. And that includes whoever first issued the sentence, "you know what, let's give Barack Obama the Nobel Peace Prize!).

Underground bunker in the middle of nowhere surrounded by farms and hillbillies (sorry "sons of the soil"), or in the centre of half the population of the country.


Thanks for clearing that up.
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I know that's a joke, but if it wasn't it would actually the stupidest fucking thing ever said in the history of the world. And that includes whoever first issued the sentence, "you know what, let's give Barack Obama the Nobel Peace Prize!).

Underground bunker in the middle of nowhere surrounded by farms and hillbillies (sorry "sons of the soil"), or in the centre of half the population of the country.


Wtf are you on about?

"if that joke wasn't a joke it would be a silly thing to say"

Well no shit :lol:
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It wouldn't be the first time someone from Aberdeen said it without joking as they like to cry about their imaginary "central belt bias".
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Are folk no embarrassed by this? I know there's wallopers on both sides but this is walloping on another level.


No no: remember the script please.

When a 'cybernat' attacks the perfect virtue and integrity of 'Our Armed Forces', who are only carrying bunny rabbits from one sun-lit meadow to another, then that is a 'disgrace to the whole nationalist movement'.

When a craven Unionist claims that Scotland would be attacked by its neighbour in a pre-emptive strike, he's an insignificant 'fringe voice'.

Edited by vikingTON, 13 March 2012 - 18:20.

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It wouldn't be the first time someone from Aberdeen said it without joking as they like to cry about their imaginary "central belt bias".


It's West coast bias! :angry:
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I know that's a joke, but if it wasn't it would actually the stupidest fucking thing ever said in the history of the world. And that includes whoever first issued the sentence, "you know what, let's give Barack Obama the Nobel Peace Prize!).

Underground bunker in the middle of nowhere surrounded by farms and hillbillies (sorry "sons of the soil"), or in the centre of half the population of the country.


Erm, aye ok then.
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They are not really interested in the Shetlands, just the Oil.

I think we should say we're taking Berwick with us.



We'll still be keeping Doncaster as a staging point for this invasion, right? :rolleyes:



I've just sent off the doos, that's the sleeper cells in Corby about to be activated, we're fighting on multiple fronts guys.
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I've just sent off the doos, that's the sleeper cells in Corby about to be activated, we're fighting on multiple fronts guys.


We have multiple agents in London disguised as tramps. They've been secretly gathering intelligence on all levels of power of the British state and can bring the whole house of cards down on command (which will take the form of a massive 'T' for Tennent's sign in the night sky above the houses of parliament). This plus the nukes, plus our strongholds of Doncaster, Berwick and Corby will make this easy.

Glasgow and Edinburgh airport, and possibly Dundee bus station may well be destroyed but there's an acceptable level of damage in all wars.

Once the Northern Isles Spring is crushed (they don't have facebook), the world will be at our feet.

Edited by Gordon EF, 13 March 2012 - 19:52.

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They will never, i repeat never destroy Dundee bus station.

Mores the pity.
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I am outraged! :angry:

To get my own back, I'm going to water my garden for the next 72 hours. 8)


Don't over-water your garden, you'll kill all your plants - much better to just stick the hosepipe straight down the drain (and 72 hours is simply not long enough).
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Lord Fraser indulged himself in a bit of explosive behaviour at Dundee Airport as I recall.
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There's absolutely no point in whoever loses this trying to counter any bragging. All or nothing

Had enough of Hibs. Worst game ever. Well done to hearts. I won't be back next season. I will also be demanding a season ticket refund.

I can't bare to see the Jambo filth celebrating, yes there are a few decent jambos but most if them are absolute vermin. Hurting more than I ever have in my life right now.

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I also hope these scallywags realise that the finest fighting unit in the world (the SAS) is made up of something like 75% Scots. Do they really think we'd have a problem with defence? We've had some of the best armies and fighting force's in history.

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There's absolutely no point in whoever loses this trying to counter any bragging. All or nothing

Had enough of Hibs. Worst game ever. Well done to hearts. I won't be back next season. I will also be demanding a season ticket refund.

I can't bare to see the Jambo filth celebrating, yes there are a few decent jambos but most if them are absolute vermin. Hurting more than I ever have in my life right now.

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We will nuke them with our subs first

Can see the headlines

Scotland nukes London
15 Million dead
10,000 English confirmed killed.
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I know that's a joke, but if it wasn't it would actually the stupidest fucking thing ever said in the history of the world. And that includes whoever first issued the sentence, "you know what, let's give Barack Obama the Nobel Peace Prize!).

Underground bunker in the middle of nowhere surrounded by farms and hillbillies (sorry "sons of the soil"), or in the centre of half the population of the country.


I'm sure that sounded great in your head.
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Was thinking that myself. "You can be independent but we'll keep all your good bits"


At least Killie and Morton will still be Scottish teams.
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