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Mary from Maryhill is a classic ;)
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I remember one from last season about Charlier Mulrgew which the Aberdeen fans (or at least the ones I was with) tired to sing;

There's only one Charlie Mulgrew,
There's only one Charlie Mulgrew,
With a click of his keys,
His kid starts to freeze,
Mulrgew isn't fit to be a dad.
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When we were 4-3 down against Queen of the South a few years ago there was a bloke a few rows in front of me who started singing 'We're going to shag your sheep, we're going to shag your sheep'.

No-one joined in, probably because we were a bit miserable at the score line so he turned round and shouted 'It's because they are all fucking farmers.'

At Ibrox a couple of seasons ago, when David Murray was celebrating some sort of anniversary at the club there where a few interesting songs. Worst one was probably during the lock-in when a disabled Rangers fan was being helped out of the empty Rangers seats and a few dons fans started singing 'Two David Murray's' at him. It offended every liberal/leftie pc bone in my body, after I stopped laughing. Did feel sorry for the guy.

With other David Murray based chants I was once at a St Mirren vs Rangers game as a 'neutral' and some St Mirren fans started rolling their hands along the seat as if they were in a wheel chair whilst singing 'Do the David Murray'.

Again, personally found it quite offensive but a small part of me inside was laughing.
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Remember when Andy Goram admitted to the press he had a mild form of schizophrenia. Fans came out with the chant "there's only two Andy goram's".


i'm sure there was a poster on here (a cowden fan, i think) that claimed to have been the one that started it.
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Mary from Maryhill is a classic ;)


I thought "One Team in Glasgow" was quite cool, 20 years before Celtic's inevitable adoption of it.
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Last game of the season at Tannadice & we have a meaningless game against Celtic. Well into the second half & up goes the chant of "bring on the porn star!" Paul Sturrock does the honourable thing & brings on sub keeper Sieb Dijkstra for the last 20 minutes to a standing ovation from both home & away supporters!
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i'm sure there was a poster on here (a cowden fan, i think) that claimed to have been the one that started it.

If true, the man is a genius & comedy legend.
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Highly immature but "Anis is an arsehole, Anis is an arsehole" to some Partick player with the unfortunate surname of Anis. :lol:
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Singing "What a shitey home support" to an empty Ibrox after being kept in after the match a couple of weeks ago was good.

Oh Craig Whyte Knew was a classic from that game too.

The funniest are always spur of them moment things.
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"You wish you were here, Sone Aluko you wish you were here" got a few laughs on Saturday. The Alan Combe song was good at the time too.

I also remember the Zaluska game at Tannadice and going from Celtics number 2 to about number 6 or something. We had a rare laugh that day.

Leon Mike songs are always good for a laugh too.
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Play like that every week and we could push for top six. Exciting season ahead.


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I also don't know if anyone else notices but the OF never seem to have any witty or funny chants. Every other team seems to have quite spontaneous supporters when it comes to chants.
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Play like that every week and we could push for top six. Exciting season ahead.


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The funniest are always spur of them moment things.

Absolutely, always seems to be away games too. There used to be a big fat United supporter at Tannadice who got some great stuff aimed at him. On one occasion he stood up to wave his arms in a conducting fashion and the steward told him to sit down, to our utter delight "sit down shut up, sit down shut up" :)
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Any of the Posh Spice ones that randomly sprung up on busses to away games made me chuckle...

"Posh Spice is a slapper - she takes it doggy style.

And when she's shagging Beckham, she thinks of Kevin Kyle"

or


"Posh Spice is a slapper - she loves a bot of muscle.

And when she's shagging Beckham, she thinks of Allan Russell"


She loves the fuckin boaby
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Also - "You can stick your fucking panpipes up your arse" to Fabian Caballero
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I remember when Akpo Sodje signed somebody suggested (to the tune of The Hollies song)

"He aint Efe, he's his brother".
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Against Dunfermline the other week, the fans were going through each of the players in turn, singing their designated song. At one point Ross Forbes, Jon Page and Stuart Carswell were the 3 subs warming up right in front of us...so Forbes' song was sung, then a song for Page was sung, then there was a bit of a silence before....

"song for Stuart Carswell...oh we've no song for Stuart Carswell...song for Stuart Carswell...oh we've no song for Stuart Carswell..."

One of those "had to be there moments", but the fact that within the first line everyone managed to pick up on it, was hilarious.
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His name is Craig Thomson, he comes from Gorgie way...


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I once heard a 'fan' of ours begin to sing up at Inverness and began with, 'HULLO...'

As quick as a flash two supoprters in front turned round and sang, 'is it me you're looking for':lol:


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I remember when Akpo Sodje signed somebody suggested (to the tune of The Hollies song)

"He aint Efe, he's his brother".


They used to sing that one at Elland Rd when one of the innumerable Sodjes played for Leeds.

One of the best I heard from Leeds fans was when Nicholas Bendtner was having his usual coo's arse/banjo performance for Arsenal - "That's why you're 52, that's why you're 52..."

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I also don't know if anyone else notices but the OF never seem to have any witty or funny chants. Every other team seems to have quite spontaneous supporters when it comes to chants.


I think the Celtic support can be witty enough at times, although I was expecting a lot more Rangers/HMRC stuff than we got on Sunday. The "f**k you Motherwell we`re gonna win the league" was about as funny as it got.

The Rangers support is shocking agreed, their only attempt at wit I`ve ever heard was a chant of " there`ll be no Tartan Army in Japan" a few years back. Didn`t bother me as I`m no member of the Tartan Army, it did have the desired affect and upset some though.

Edit: another recent United one was chants of "where are the people?" at the Ibrox cup game recently!

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I remember one from last season about Charlier Mulrgew which the Aberdeen fans (or at least the ones I was with) tired to sing;

There's only one Charlie Mulgrew,
There's only one Charlie Mulgrew,
With a click of his keys,
His kid starts to freeze,
Mulrgew isn't fit to be a dad.


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One I heard from a lower league game down South, sung to police officers by the home support, to the tune of the famine song

We paid for your hats
We paid for your ha-ats
What a waste of Council Tax
We paid for your hats
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It's good when a team tries to do something fancy from a free kick and it's a total fail. "Straight from the training ground, straight from the training ground".
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Can anyone remember an OF final on telly back in the late 70' early 80's when they had schoolgirl majorettes(sp) as half time entertainment and the crowd sang "Get it up you while your young" over and over. My memory may be playing tricks on me but I'm sure P&B will be able to clarify.
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The Utd 'where are the people' chant was very funny.

St Mirren fans singing to Mowbray that he was getting sacked in the morning as we pumped Celtic 4-0 is worthy of a mention if only due to its accuracy.
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Mind we played Falkirk at home one April 1st, Sammy came out with a Bairns top on and some of the away fans started singing olay olay olay we are the Pars :lol:

Sad thing is, I don't think our support would have done it if it was the other way round even for a laugh :(
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