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Spot Jimmy Hill at 1min 30

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Remember when Andy Goram admitted to the press he had a mild form of schizophrenia. Fans came out with the chant "there's only two Andy goram's".
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Remember when Andy Goram admitted to the press he had a mild form of schizophrenia. Fans came out with the chant "there's only two Andy goram's".


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The Man Utd fans had a really funny if slightly politically incorrect one aimed at the liverpool fans, even though liverpool are my english team you had to admire this

"Park, Park wherever you may be....
You might eat dog in your own country...
But it could be worse , you could be scouse....
Eating a rat in your council house...."

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Raith fans to Dunfermline "you all live on the shite side of Fife" to the tune of "always look on the bright side of life"

"ginger hair is unacceptable" to Neil Lennon.

I heard another ginger-based shout from the Morton fans in an away match against Livi a few years back, where the copper-topped Livi defender at the time was taking a throw-in, and the Ton fans started singing "Ginger hair is highly flammable." Fucking brilliant. And as a ginger I couldn't help but find it funny. :lol:
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We're gonna win the league, Rangers December 2011.

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we also sung it in our 4-1 win over inverness a few weeks back :lol:

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Posted Today, 13:11
DhenBhoy

 

If you can't understand what's written .. more fool you. You're a total fanny and a w****r and what you engage in isn't banter. You're an utter pillock. Is it clear yet?


Edited by DhenBhoy, Today, 13:12

 


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The Man Utd fans had a really funny if slightly politically incorrect one aimed at the liverpool fans, even though liverpool are my english team you had to admire this

"Park, Park wherever you may be....
You might eat dog in your own country...
But it could be worse , you could be scouse....
Eating a rat in your council house...."

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


"scousist" b*****d :o :D


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Posted Today, 13:11
DhenBhoy

 

If you can't understand what's written .. more fool you. You're a total fanny and a w****r and what you engage in isn't banter. You're an utter pillock. Is it clear yet?


Edited by DhenBhoy, Today, 13:12

 


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"You're going to drive the bus for Celtic"

Aberdeen fans to Lukaz Zaluska after he signed a pre contract with Celtic but when he was still playing for Dundee UTD

Also the homophobic chant of the Aberdeen fans to Nicky Weaver;

"He takes it up the arse, he takes it up the arse, his name is Nicky Weaver, his name is Nicky Weaver, his name is Nicky Weeeeaaaavvveerrrr,...AND...HE TAKE'S IT UP THE ARSE!"

Also a good chant of "Who's That Lying at Pittodrie" is a favourite of mine
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Man United Fans a song about Tim Howard's tourettes syndrome.....

*in style of Chim-Chiminey*

Tim timminy
Tim timminy
Tim Tim Tirooo
We've got Tim Howard
and he says F*CK YOU!!

Edited by Enrico Annoni, 13 March 2012 - 12:52.

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sellick fans are scum to a man always have been always will be. Honestly think I'd crack a stauner if a stand housing them collapsed.

No, was given to me, and hangs on a wall in my west end pad.


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We're gonna win the league, Rangers December 2011.

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I remember them singing something similar boasting about signing Scott Brown :lol:
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sellick fans are scum to a man always have been always will be. Honestly think I'd crack a stauner if a stand housing them collapsed.

No, was given to me, and hangs on a wall in my west end pad.


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"Oh I'd rather be a brush than a comb!"

Dons fans @ Alan Combe.


Did Combe not start clapping along to that one?
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Also a good chant of "Who's That Lying at Pittodrie" is a favourite of mine


p***k
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Posted Today, 13:11
DhenBhoy

 

If you can't understand what's written .. more fool you. You're a total fanny and a w****r and what you engage in isn't banter. You're an utter pillock. Is it clear yet?


Edited by DhenBhoy, Today, 13:12

 


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"You're going to drive the bus for Celtic"

Aberdeen fans to Lukaz Zaluska after he signed a pre contract with Celtic but when he was still playing for Dundee UTD


I remember a few of those being sung.

I quite liked "Celtic's number 4, Celtic, Celtic's number 4" followed quickly by "Celtic's number 5, Celtic, Celtic's number 5" followed quickly by 'Celtic's number 6, Celtic, Celtic's number 6" and so on.
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Any of the Posh Spice ones that randomly sprung up on busses to away games made me chuckle...

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And when she's shagging Beckham, she thinks of Allan Russell"
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p***k


That's a rubbish chant.

Not in the slightest bit funny.
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Remember when Andy Goram admitted to the press he had a mild form of schizophrenia. Fans came out with the chant "there's only two Andy goram's".


Andy Gorams like this.
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Remember when Andy Goram admitted to the press he had a mild form of schizophrenia. Fans came out with the chant "there's only two Andy goram's".



Andy Gorams don't like this.
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U mad?
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Enoch's got a massive cock; Enoch, Enoch,
He tucks it in his football sock; Enoch, Enoch,
He shagged a lassie and now she's dead,
He swings his cock around his head,
Enoch Showunmi, Falkirk's sex machine!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-awv67lBR8

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