[Cardinal Richelieu]

Drunk and bored.... so....

Think of all your body parts which you have two of. Which part would you like to have an extra one of?

Ear - I noticed how much more pleasurable it is listening to tunes with two ears rather than one. Imagine how good a third ear might be? Probably good, but a bit of a waste of time if you could have an extra...

Eye - everyone at some point has wished they could have "eyes in the back of their head". Well you can't. But you can one, though out goes judging depth and distance. But in comes catching all those moments when birds flash their tits behind your back. The only real problem i foresee is having to cut a bald patch round your back eye. Bald teachers would lap it up.

Arm - im sure there's lots of situations where a third arm - and hand - would come in er. . handy Those drawn out chug-chasing Internet sessions could certainly be streamlined. Although I'm not sure where you would store the extra arm when not in use.

Leg - would have a variety of uses, not least the ability to be a human tripod. Ideal for anglers, festival goers and drunks.

The only other paired body parts i can think of are internal, like baws, kidneys and lungs. Useful if that particular part packs in, but you'd be rather peeved if you were a heavy smoker and spunked your free "part" on a free lung, only to get diagnosed with baw cancer.

Anybody?

[Erin Go Bragh]

[Cardinal Richelieu]

Erin Go Bragh, on 11 February 2012 - 02:33, said:

Drunk and bored.... so....

Think of all your body parts which you have two of. Which part would you like to have an extra one of?

Ear - I noticed how much more pleasurable it is listening to tunes with two ears rather than one. Imagine how good a third ear might be? Probably good, but a bit of a waste of time if you could have an extra...

Eye - everyone at some point has wished they could have "eyes in the back of their head". Well you can't. But you can one, though out goes judging depth and distance. But in comes catching all those moments when birds flash their tits behind your back. The only real problem i foresee is having to cut a bald patch round your back eye. Bald teachers would lap it up.

Arm - im sure there's lots of situations where a third arm - and hand - would come in er. . handy Those drawn out chug-chasing Internet sessions could certainly be streamlined. Although I'm not sure where you would store the extra arm when not in use.

Leg - would have a variety of uses, not least the ability to be a human tripod. Ideal for anglers, festival goers and drunks.

The only other paired body parts i can think of are internal, like baws, kidneys and lungs. Useful if that particular part packs in, but you'd be rather peeved if you were a heavy smoker and spunked your free "part" on a free lung, only to get diagnosed with baw cancer.

Anybody?

[GiGi]

Cardinal Richelieu, on 11 February 2012 - 02:22, said:

Drunk and bored.... so....

Think of all your body parts which you have two of. Which part would you like to have an extra one of?

Ear - I noticed how much more pleasurable it is listening to tunes with two ears rather than one. Imagine how good a third ear might be? Probably good, but a bit of a waste of time if you could have an extra...

Eye - everyone at some point has wished they could have "eyes in the back of their head". Well you can't. But you can one, though out goes judging depth and distance. But in comes catching all those moments when birds flash their tits behind your back. The only real problem i foresee is having to cut a bald patch round your back eye. Bald teachers would lap it up.

Arm - im sure there's lots of situations where a third arm - and hand - would come in er. . handy Those drawn out chug-chasing Internet sessions could certainly be streamlined. Although I'm not sure where you would store the extra arm when not in use.

Leg - would have a variety of uses, not least the ability to be a human tripod. Ideal for anglers, festival goers and drunks.

The only other paired body parts i can think of are internal, like baws, kidneys and lungs. Useful if that particular part packs in, but you'd be rather peeved if you were a heavy smoker and spunked your free "part" on a free lung, only to get diagnosed with baw cancer.

Anybody?

Good post, would read again.

Cardinal Richelieu, on 11 February 2012 - 02:35, said:

Drunk and bored.... so....

Think of all your body parts which you have two of. Which part would you like to have an extra one of?

Ear - I noticed how much more pleasurable it is listening to tunes with two ears rather than one. Imagine how good a third ear might be? Probably good, but a bit of a waste of time if you could have an extra...

Eye - everyone at some point has wished they could have "eyes in the back of their head". Well you can't. But you can one, though out goes judging depth and distance. But in comes catching all those moments when birds flash their tits behind your back. The only real problem i foresee is having to cut a bald patch round your back eye. Bald teachers would lap it up.

Arm - im sure there's lots of situations where a third arm - and hand - would come in er. . handy Those drawn out chug-chasing Internet sessions could certainly be streamlined. Although I'm not sure where you would store the extra arm when not in use.

Leg - would have a variety of uses, not least the ability to be a human tripod. Ideal for anglers, festival goers and drunks.

The only other paired body parts i can think of are internal, like baws, kidneys and lungs. Useful if that particular part packs in, but you'd be rather peeved if you were a heavy smoker and spunked your free "part" on a free lung, only to get diagnosed with baw cancer.

Anybody?

[AberDon]

Eyes on the back of your head would never work. How would you see properly? It would be all jumbled with what you could see in the front and you couldn't tell the difference.

[IrishBhoy]

Is this a dream?

[wisbit]

Cardinal Richelieu, on 11 February 2012 - 02:22, said:

Drunk and bored.... so.... Ive dropped a tab.

Think of all your body parts which you have two of. Which part would you like to have an extra one of?

Ear - I noticed how much more pleasurable it is listening to tunes with two ears rather than one. Imagine how good a third ear might be? Probably good, but a bit of a waste of time if you could have an extra...

Eye - everyone at some point has wished they could have "eyes in the back of their head". Well you can't. But you can one, though out goes judging depth and distance. But in comes catching all those moments when birds flash their tits behind your back. The only real problem i foresee is having to cut a bald patch round your back eye. Bald teachers would lap it up.

Arm - im sure there's lots of situations where a third arm - and hand - would come in er. . handy Those drawn out chug-chasing Internet sessions could certainly be streamlined. Although I'm not sure where you would store the extra arm when not in use.

Leg - would have a variety of uses, not least the ability to be a human tripod. Ideal for anglers, festival goers and drunks.

The only other paired body parts i can think of are internal, like baws, kidneys and lungs. Useful if that particular part packs in, but you'd be rather peeved if you were a heavy smoker and spunked your free "part" on a free lung, only to get diagnosed with baw cancer.

Anybody?

[Cardinal Richelieu]

I wish I had dropped a tab instead. I doubt my head would be pounding as much.

AberDon, on 11 February 2012 - 05:25, said:

Eyes on the back of your head would never work. How would you see properly? It would be all jumbled with what you could see in the front and you couldn't tell the difference.

I imagine that with a third eye, you would get a 360 degree panoramic view of everything around you. Although you won't be surprised to learn I haven't really thought this through.

[Sergeant Wilson]

AberDon, on 11 February 2012 - 05:25, said:

Eyes on the back of your head would never work. How would you see properly? It would be all jumbled with what you could see in the front and you couldn't tell the difference.

You wouldn't know if you were coming or going.

[Zen Archer]

I considered donating some foot digits, but I found out I was Lack Toes Intolerant.

[Bert Raccoon]

Sergeant Wilson, on 11 February 2012 - 12:15, said:

You wouldn't know if you were coming or going.

Which reminds me of a porno I saw with a guy with two cocks.

[Mozzamozza]

Davy crockett had 3 ears did he not?

[Cardinal Richelieu]

Mozzamozza, on 12 February 2012 - 03:23, said:

Davy crockett had 3 ears did he not?

I've no idea, but I've just remembered that Scaramanga in The Man with the Golden Gun had an extra nipple, which wasn't on my list.

Suddenly, this conversation's grown legs (pun intended).

[THE KING]

Think I would have an extra elbow..


































































For my COCK

[Mozzamozza]

Cardinal Richelieu, on 12 February 2012 - 08:22, said:

I've no idea, but I've just remembered that Scaramanga in The Man with the Golden Gun had an extra nipple, which wasn't on my list.

Suddenly, this conversation's grown legs (pun intended).

He had a left ear a right ear and a wild front ear.

Boom tish.

[Cardinal Richelieu]

Mozzamozza, on 12 February 2012 - 12:19, said:

He had a left ear a right ear and a wild front ear.

Boom tish.

Greenie withheld for quoting the wrong post.

[Mozzamozza]

Fucking. boo!

[Truthhurts]

Bert Raccoon, on 12 February 2012 - 01:11, said:

Which reminds me of a porno I saw with a guy with two cocks.

They should give an extra cock to some of the posters on this site to go with with their two hands......fucking wankers.

[THE KING]

Bert Raccoon, on 12 February 2012 - 01:11, said:

Which reminds me of a porno I saw with a guy with two cocks.

ah the bird man?.....mr cockatoo.

[itzdrk]

tell you what mate since your a stranraer fan
we will do one for you, give you two options and you can pick

• a) a tooth
• b) a finger

i think ive followed the rules

[Cardinal Richelieu]

itzdrk, on 14 February 2012 - 03:59, said:

tell you what mate since your a stranraer fan
we will do one for you, give you two options and you can pick

• a) a tooth
• b) a finger

i think ive followed the rules

How kind. I think I'll take the extra finger please.

[championlivi]

Hahaha decent

[Erin Go Bragh]

Cardinal Richelieu, on 11 February 2012 - 02:22, said:

Drunk and bored.... so....

Think of all your body parts which you have two of. Which part would you like to have an extra one of?

Ear - I noticed how much more pleasurable it is listening to tunes with two ears rather than one. Imagine how good a third ear might be? Probably good, but a bit of a waste of time if you could have an extra...

Eye - everyone at some point has wished they could have "eyes in the back of their head". Well you can't. But you can one, though out goes judging depth and distance. But in comes catching all those moments when birds flash their tits behind your back. The only real problem i foresee is having to cut a bald patch round your back eye. Bald teachers would lap it up.

Arm - im sure there's lots of situations where a third arm - and hand - would come in er. . handy Those drawn out chug-chasing Internet sessions could certainly be streamlined. Although I'm not sure where you would store the extra arm when not in use.

Leg - would have a variety of uses, not least the ability to be a human tripod. Ideal for anglers, festival goers and drunks.

The only other paired body parts i can think of are internal, like baws, kidneys and lungs. Useful if that particular part packs in, but you'd be rather peeved if you were a heavy smoker and spunked your free "part" on a free lung, only to get diagnosed with baw cancer.

Anybody?

Erin Go Bragh, on 11 February 2012 - 02:33, said:

Cardinal Richelieu, on 11 February 2012 - 02:35, said:

Drunk and bored.... so....

Think of all your body parts which you have two of. Which part would you like to have an extra one of?

Ear - I noticed how much more pleasurable it is listening to tunes with two ears rather than one. Imagine how good a third ear might be? Probably good, but a bit of a waste of time if you could have an extra...

Eye - everyone at some point has wished they could have "eyes in the back of their head". Well you can't. But you can one, though out goes judging depth and distance. But in comes catching all those moments when birds flash their tits behind your back. The only real problem i foresee is having to cut a bald patch round your back eye. Bald teachers would lap it up.

Arm - im sure there's lots of situations where a third arm - and hand - would come in er. . handy Those drawn out chug-chasing Internet sessions could certainly be streamlined. Although I'm not sure where you would store the extra arm when not in use.

Leg - would have a variety of uses, not least the ability to be a human tripod. Ideal for anglers, festival goers and drunks.

The only other paired body parts i can think of are internal, like baws, kidneys and lungs. Useful if that particular part packs in, but you'd be rather peeved if you were a heavy smoker and spunked your free "part" on a free lung, only to get diagnosed with baw cancer.

Anybody?