[Gaz]

One of the PE teachers at my old school was well-known for carrying out several inappropriate relationships with older female pupils. "Half A Person" should be able to confirm.

This post has been edited by Gaz: 19 February 2012 - 21:59

[Gaz FFC]

Gaz, on 19 February 2012 - 21:59, said:

One of the PE teachers at my old school was well-known for carrying out several inappropriate relationships with older female pupils. "Half A Person" should be able to confirm.

Falkirk High?

[Michael W]

NotThePars, on 17 February 2012 - 13:51, said:

Our history teacher Mr Pointer after he lost a bet over which students would pass the prelim. He still owes me a pint.

He taught me at KHS in 1st and 2nd year. Good to see he's still as mad as ever.

He was an excellent teacher - happy to have a laugh with the class, but was also one of those teachers that had the ability to control a class without trying to. You knew fine well not to mess about.

Does he still insist on wearing odd socks on a Friday?

[Gaz]

Gaz FFC, on 19 February 2012 - 22:07, said:

Falkirk High?

Graeme High.

[Tenpot]

Gaz, on 19 February 2012 - 22:23, said:

Graeme High.

Lenny Reid ?

[itzdrk]

i remember this one day in music i was sitting minding my own business listening to my music (worked out after i grew my hair i stopped getting caught listening to it haha)
and all of a sudden this girl tries to get me in the face with a marker pen , unfortunately for her she missed, and i decided i would get her back so i obtained one and tried to get her back
unfortunately i also missed, however she was obese , to call her fat would be an insult to the weight this girl truely carried, and in order to avoid being penned she went on the back two legs of the chair the back two legs couldnt handle the pressure and bent all the way to the bit thats on your back and as she hit the ground her sheer fatness was enough to snap the two front legs

this same girl one day outside home ec was trying to be a wido again and i cant quite remember how it came to this point but she claimed she didnt like chocolate and had only eaten it once
que me unzipping the part of her bag we knew she kept about 40 chocolate bars in and them falling all over the floor

well known peadophile teacher Brian Lobodzinski was there breifly
http://www.thefreeli...VE.-a0121055447
he was there in 2002 for a small period

also turns out the teacher i was saying about earlier in the thread

it turns out one of my now mates made him a myspace page after i left (its obviously a couple years old now)

http://www.myspace.com/bjhazelhurst

dunno if you can make out just how bad his hair truely is in the pictures

but good to see folk were still having a laugh at his expense after i left

[NotThePars]

Michael W, on 19 February 2012 - 22:07, said:

He taught me at KHS in 1st and 2nd year. Good to see he's still as mad as ever.

He was an excellent teacher - happy to have a laugh with the class, but was also one of those teachers that had the ability to control a class without trying to. You knew fine well not to mess about.

Does he still insist on wearing odd socks on a Friday?

I left school two years ago but as far as I know yes.

Did he ever discuss his ex wife 'The Beast' or his jakey brother from Maryhill? He was the ideal teacher to have in a secondary school, treated the 1st-4th years with nothing but contempt until they passed his subject then treated the seniors as adults. Our Higher class used to be structured around a feudal system with those that passed in the castle and those that failed in the village. Naturally, I was the King.

[Hedgecutter]

NotThePars, on 21 February 2012 - 19:05, said:

He was the ideal teacher to have in a secondary school, treated the 1st-4th years with nothing but contempt until they passed his subject then treated the seniors as adults.

I think most teachers are like this tbh. I certainly would be too and teaching 1st and 2nd years must be hellish. In 5th and 6th year, suddenly you're there because you want to be there, not simply because of the column system we used use for picking SGs where a subject could be the pick of a bad bunch you don't really have much interest in (e.g. one of Computing, Graph Comm, Home Economics, Business Management etc).

Looking back on it, I was pretty bad at pissing about in those I couldn't be arsed with yet got glowing reports from my chemistry, physics and geography teachers as that's where my interest was. Computing was there for free internet seeing as home internet wasn't that commonplace at the time and was pay by the minute where it was. Naturally I my computing teacher and I never got on very well but I really liked and got on well with my geography teacher, which I thought was weird seeing as the two of them were married to each other.

I've also had a computing flashback from where the teacher shouting across at me "You had better not be fooling around again over there!". I pleaded that I wasn't only for a Simpsons video to blast out "I am evil homer, dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah!!!" loud enough for every class along the corridor to hear it. That didn't go down too well.

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[11thHour]

itzdrk, on 20 February 2012 - 04:19, said:

i remember this one day in music i was sitting minding my own business listening to my music (worked out after i grew my hair i stopped getting caught listening to it haha)
and all of a sudden this girl tries to get me in the face with a marker pen , unfortunately for her she missed, and i decided i would get her back so i obtained one and tried to get her back
unfortunately i also missed, however she was obese , to call her fat would be an insult to the weight this girl truely carried, and in order to avoid being penned she went on the back two legs of the chair the back two legs couldnt handle the pressure and bent all the way to the bit thats on your back and as she hit the ground her sheer fatness was enough to snap the two front legs

this same girl one day outside home ec was trying to be a wido again and i cant quite remember how it came to this point but she claimed she didnt like chocolate and had only eaten it once
que me unzipping the part of her bag we knew she kept about 40 chocolate bars in and them falling all over the floor.

You two well fancied each other.

I caught a substitute teacher picking his nose, rolling it in his fingers for a good minute and then gubbing it. The teacher he was standing in for also done something similar as well as one guy in our class putting chewing gum in his coffee weekly for him to never notice. Not when we were there anyway.

[woodside]

I mind on one of the p.c.s in my computing class someone had drawn a brilliant, detailed picture of an erect boaby on ms paint and saved it to the hard drive. Everyone used to try and get this computer when we had a period of computing before break or lunch so that you could set it to print 100 copies as you were leaving the classroom.

[Penifan]

SodjesSixteenIncher, on 11 February 2012 - 02:04, said:

I'm just in the door from a fine Edinburgh establishment by the name of the Phoenix. It's USP is definately it's jukey but table dancing?
Been drinking there since I was about 16 and have quite a rapport with its famous bald propriator but didn't know it's sordid history. Or am I thinking of a different place?

Kevin!!!!! haha

[yoda]

I just remembered this notable school story (which made a few of the national papers). I think I was in second year at the time and the 6th years decided to do a bit of painting on the huts for their "muck-up day".



There was outrage. Somewhat amusingly, those huts housed the RME department.

This post has been edited by yoda: 23 February 2012 - 23:48

[Estragon]

Read the first page, now trying to work out how much of this thread is fiction.

I'm going to stab at 55%. Any guesses?

[Hedgecutter]

yoda, on 23 February 2012 - 23:48, said:

I just remembered this notable school story (which made a few of the national papers). I think I was in second year at the time and the 6th years decided to do a bit of painting on the huts for their "muck-up day".



There was outrage. Somewhat amusingly, those huts housed the RME department.

A group of guys in the year above me worked out the CCTV camera rotation pattern, broke into one of these huts VIA the back fire-door and moved most of the furniture onto the roof in the same arrangement, globe included seeing as was a geography classroom. No vandalism and perfectly executed. Clever muck-up-day prank.