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is this just the next step in their evolution or should we leave well alone.
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View PostBigmouth Strikes Again, on 25 February 2012 - 21:02, said:

Ross County.....clogging their way to victory....2012.
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animals are smart, stop eating them.
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View PostBroccoli Dog, on 08 February 2012 - 12:53, said:

animals are smart, eat them all .


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View PostBroccoli Dog, on 08 February 2012 - 12:53, said:

animals are smart, stop eating them.


Maybe dolphins and monkeys are but i tend not to eat them much. Cows and chickens are the tastiest animals and they seem pretty stupid.
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View Postwoodside, on 08 February 2012 - 13:00, said:

Cows and chickens are the tastiest animals and they seem pretty stupid.

Not what I've heard. Giant Tortoises are supposed to be delicious.
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It's only our arrogance as a species that lends us to think we're miles smarter/better than everything else.
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View Postayrmad, on 08 February 2012 - 14:03, said:

It's only our arrogance as a species that lends us to think we're miles smarter/better than everything else.


Well, that and being much smarter than every other species.
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We are only smarter because we have thumbs. Oh shit so for apes
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View Postpub car king, on 08 February 2012 - 14:08, said:

We are only smarter because we have thumbs. Oh shit so for apes



Thumbs did give us an advantage during evolution. But that is not the only reason we are top of the food chain.

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View PostH_B, on 08 February 2012 - 14:04, said:

Well, that and being much smarter than every other species.


We're not really, we cancel a lot of it out by worrying about inconsequential stuff far too much.

The thick animals just eat, shit, shag and sleep.
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View Postayrmad, on 08 February 2012 - 14:20, said:

We're not really, we cancel a lot of it out by worrying about inconsequential stuff far too much.

The thick animals just eat, shit, shag and sleep.



I'll believe that when i see.......

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View Postayrmad, on 08 February 2012 - 14:20, said:

The thick animals just eat, shit, shag and sleep.

Stick in some drugs and alcohol and they're not far off getting it right.
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View Postayrmad, on 08 February 2012 - 14:20, said:


The thick animals just eat, shit, shag and sleep.


That sounds like the title, of a random episode of Jeremy Kyle
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View PostMONKMAN, on 08 February 2012 - 15:33, said:

That sounds like the title, of a random episode of Jeremy Kyle


If you add in Gigi's post.

I'm quite sure there are apes etc brighter than some of the pond life that Jezza entertains.
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Maybe Chimps are the evolved version of humans, I mean they probably know how to build buildings and work but thought - f**k it, let the lesser beings do all the work whilst I have a ball flinging my shit at children with ice cream cones.
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View PostLudo *1, on 08 February 2012 - 15:47, said:

Maybe Chimps are the evolved version of humans, I mean they probably know how to build buildings and work but thought - f**k it, let the lesser beings do all the work whilst I have a ball flinging my shit at children with ice cream cones.


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Animals are smarter than we give them credit for, im sure. Thats why i think it is disgusting when i see all these caged chickens and indoor animals. Animals are not something to be abused for profit. I still eat meat but i believe in giving all animas plenty of space a decent life. It is of my opinion that we should not look down upon and abuse any creature on earth and not lose touch with nature.

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View Postjojo, on 08 February 2012 - 19:45, said:

Animals are smarter than we give them credit for, im sure. Thats why i think it is disgusting when i see all these caged chickens and indoor animals. Animals are not something to be abused for profit. I still eat meat but i believe in giving all animas plenty of space a decent life. It is of my opinion that we should not look down upon and abuse any creature on earth and not lose touch with nature.

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View Postjojo, on 08 February 2012 - 19:45, said:

Animals are smarter than we give them credit for, im sure. Thats why i think it is disgusting when i see all these caged chickens and indoor animals. Animals are not something to be abused for profit. I still eat meat but i believe in giving all animas plenty of space a decent life. It is of my opinion that we should not look down upon and abuse any creature on earth and not lose touch with nature.


Fire and cows are parts of nature. Get a fire, stick a cow on it - sorted.
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View PostGiGi, on 08 February 2012 - 15:26, said:

Stick in some drugs and alcohol and they're not far off getting it right.


Reindeer spend their whole time munching magic mushrooms when they're in season. That's why the Lap Shamen drink Reindeer pish to get off their heads..
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View Postwelshbairn, on 09 February 2012 - 16:42, said:

Reindeer spend their whole time munching magic mushrooms when they're in season. That's why the Lap Shamen drink Reindeer pish to get off their heads..


Lapps must be thick. Get to the mushrooms first and then the reindeer will have to drink your pish


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View Postjojo, on 08 February 2012 - 19:45, said:

Animals are smarter than we give them credit for, im sure. Thats why i think it is disgusting when i see all these caged chickens and indoor animals. Animals are not something to be abused for profit. I still eat meat but i believe in giving all animas plenty of space a decent life. It is of my opinion that we should not look down upon and abuse any creature on earth and not lose touch with nature.


Mealy mouthed shite, still eat meat? Where's your principles?
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