[Nipples]

I'm over in Denmark for 6 months just now and I'm having a Scottish party tomorrow, complete with Whisky, haggis, Scottish music and my kilt.

But what I can't think of is any Scottish related drinking games. Probably cause we tend not to f**k about with games when we want to get drunk, but the Danish apparently do, so I was hoping the P&B masses could help me out!

Also, it would help if they were pretty easy to explain/understand.

This post has been edited by Nipples: 03 February 2012 - 23:42

[Zen Archer]

Fuzzy Duck.

[Tryfield]

Twister, with a twist.

If she can't put left hand to purple dot, a double whisky is the forfeit. Get her so smashed and legless it'll be "pubes to red square". No arguing.

[DeadStar]

I play rock paper scissors a lot.

Essentially if you lose, you take a drink, played at speed its fucking lethal.

[DeadStar]

Zen Archer, on 03 February 2012 - 23:43, said:

Fuzzy Duck.

Does he?

[Zen Archer]

DeadStar, on 04 February 2012 - 00:22, said:

Does he?

Does he f**k.

[Dennis Bergkamp]

Slaps.

Whoever starts the game starts by slapping a shoulder with the opposite hand (for example, hitting their left shoulder with right hand). If this is the case then the person to the left goes next and hits a shoulder whilst saying "two". If they hit their left shoulder then the person to their left will go next, lets say they hit their right shoulder then it goes right again. Every person must say/shout the next number in the sequence, up to 20.

When it gets to 7 instead of hitting shoulders you put arms out infront, bent at elbows so going across the face of chest. This time its the top hand that counts so if it points right the person to your right goes next. When it gets to 10 the person points at the next person to continue, as opposed to slapping shoulder. 14 is the same as 7 but it is the bottom arm that counts and when it gets to 20 the cycle is finished by the person pointing to another member of the group and saying their full name. That person must deck whatever is left in their glass. That person then makes up a rule; every third number must be an animal noise, every prime number in french or something. Lots of mistakes from people, lots of drinking and messy times. Amazing how the ability to remember what comes after 3 goes out the window when drunk and under pressure to say it quickly.

[DeadStar]

Zen Archer, on 04 February 2012 - 00:31, said:

Does he f**k.

Take a drink son.

[Cammy35]

The only one I know id the golf game but it involves going on an eighteen pub crawl. Not really suitable for the house.You assign a drink to each pub and the number of sips required to down it. If the person downs the drink in said number of sips they make par for that hole (pub). Penalties are awarded for spilling a drink, throwing up, going to the toilet during a hole & fighting. rules should be set in advance.

Please note if you wish to play this game scorecards are necessary otherwise you wont remember your score.

[vikingTON]

I'm sure we could all list good drinking games (Ring of Fire as standard, though I'd like to play battleshots one night), but I think we need to give a conventional game a Scottish 'twist'.

[JamboMikey]

I know a great one! Its called, pour the fucking alcohol into your mouth.

[forehead7]

vikingTON, on 04 February 2012 - 00:44, said:

I'm sure we could all list good drinking games (Ring of Fire as standard, though I'd like to play battleshots one night), but I think we need to give a conventional game a Scottish 'twist'.

Was gonna come on and suggest battleshots, saw a picture of that earlier and it looks ace!

Beer pong, ring of fire/kings, at the races and ride the bus are the standard ones I play, all great fun.

[South Lanarkshire Jag]

Battle-shot's looks immense.

Just need someone to play against

[Big Gus]

Do the "Millenium Shot" thing (1 shot of beer or lager a minute for 100 minutes).

Even though in the grand scheme of things it's not a huge amount of booze to down it's much, much harder than you'd think. I'm still not quite sure what makes it so difficult or fucks you up so much, I think it's all the effort and air you gulp down while doing it.

Oh and it's not Scottish as such but the "Jaws" drinking game is absolutely immense and a total beast. There's a lot of rules to it but look it up - a real laugh if a few of you try it.

Who'd have thought Chief Brody would scratch at his eye so much in the film??

This post has been edited by Big Gus: 04 February 2012 - 13:12

[Bert Raccoon]

Scottish drinking games? Down a drink, repeat until fall over. Whoever manages not to get a night in jail/hospital wins.

[Count Mongo del Fantastico]

Every time the weather's pish, take a drink.

[weirdcal]

Big Gus, on 04 February 2012 - 13:09, said:

Do the "Millenium Shot" thing (1 shot of beer or lager a minute for 100 minutes).

Even though in the grand scheme of things it's not a huge amount of booze to down it's much, much harder than you'd think. I'm still not quite sure what makes it so difficult or fucks you up so much, I think it's all the effort and air you gulp down while doing it.

This

I know it as centurion.
Surprisingly little people make it to 100. I've seen folk puke at 50 (though it was snakebite)
Great party game (2 shot glasses each later on as the minutes get quicker)

[Paco]

Big Gus, on 04 February 2012 - 13:09, said:

Do the "Millenium Shot" thing (1 shot of beer or lager a minute for 100 minutes).

Even though in the grand scheme of things it's not a huge amount of booze to down it's much, much harder than you'd think. I'm still not quite sure what makes it so difficult or fucks you up so much, I think it's all the effort and air you gulp down while doing it.

Oh and it's not Scottish as such but the "Jaws" drinking game is absolutely immense and a total beast. There's a lot of rules to it but look it up - a real laugh if a few of you try it.

Who'd have thought Chief Brody would scratch at his eye so much in the film??

I managed the hundred but I felt pretty shit by the end of it more than anything else. Too gassy and wasn't really drunk, can't say I'd recommend it. You also spend a large amount of time looking at the time/being shouted at to drink rather than actually enjoying yourself, although that was maybe just the company.

This post has been edited by Paco: 04 February 2012 - 21:11

[Fudge]

weirdcal, on 04 February 2012 - 20:45, said:

This

I know it as centurion.
Surprisingly little people make it to 100. I've seen folk puke at 50 (though it was snakebite)
Great party game (2 shot glasses each later on as the minutes get quicker)

I am anti drinking games but got bullied into giving this one a go because I claimed it was gay and not at all difficult. I felt about as drunk as I normally would after 5 pints in an hour and a half. I wasn't struggling to finish, I wasn't spewing my load, I wasn't acting like a fucking dickhead while playing it. Probably because I'm not a lightweight studenty cunt.

[The Phoenix]

Fudge, on 04 February 2012 - 21:13, said:

I am anti drinking games but got bullied into giving this one a go because I claimed it was gay and not at all difficult. I felt about as drunk as I normally would after 5 pints in an hour and a half. I wasn't struggling to finish, I wasn't spewing my load, I wasn't acting like a fucking dickhead while playing it. Probably because I'm not a lightweight studenty cunt.

Heavyweight?

[wunfellaff]

The Phoenix, on 04 February 2012 - 21:19, said:

Heavyweight?

Overweight

[The Phoenix]

wunfellaff, on 04 February 2012 - 21:21, said:

Overweight

I'll settle for that.

[weirdcal]

Fudge, on 04 February 2012 - 21:13, said:

I am anti drinking games but got bullied into giving this one a go because I claimed it was gay and not at all difficult. I felt about as drunk as I normally would after 5 pints in an hour and a half. I wasn't struggling to finish, I wasn't spewing my load, I wasn't acting like a fucking dickhead while playing it. Probably because I'm not a lightweight studenty cunt.

Not been a student in more than 5 years.
Games alright a drinking game. Don't tend to play them myself

[ForzaDundee]

Drink bleep test. 25ml shot on every bleep. There's 21 levels in total and drinking rate increases each level. To win you have to do the complete 114 shots (5 pints in 15 mins) or just outlast the competition. Seperates the men from the boys.

[lanky_ffc]

If I'm out with the lads I went to uni with, it's normally fizz buzz that gets played. You go round in a circle counting from 1 upwards. Any number that has a 5 in it or is a multiple of 5 is replaced with the word fizz and the same for 7 but with the word buzz. If you speak out of turn or say the wrong number then you take a drink. It can also be made harder if fizz skips a person and buzz sends it in the opposite direction. Gets a bit mental in the 50's and 70's.