[magee84]

Madonna is doing the half time show at this weekends superbowl , bet that'll be good !
But who should do the equivalent @ our scottish cup final?
How about
Michelle Mcmanus singing 'im bringing sexy back'
complete with wardbrobe malfunction !!!!

[Enrico Annoni]

Needs to be The Krankies signing fan dabi dozi

[Mozzamozza]

How about mud wrestling starring Catriona Shearer, Cat Cubie and Judith Ralston. They could update the crowd on the news and weather outlook as they wriggle about getting dirty.

[wisbit]

Half-time has become cringe worthy at the footy these days.
I say we scrap it an get the players just to swap ends an play on.

[Estragon]

At a Cup Final - the only thing that should ever happen at half time is fat ex-players from each team contesting a penalty shootout.

I don't want the youth team, I want to see Paul Wright taking a break during his run-up to have a brandy.

[magee84]

Pro celebrity boxing
Joe Calzaghe vs Mark Hateley
Floyd Mayweather vs Hugh Keevins
Vitali Klitchko vs David Walliams off little britain

[Cammy35]

I vote fro the Stewards dishing out free pies and allowing fans to smoke, no amount of half time entertainment would stop me craving a smoke at half time, even the weathergirls mud wrestling show already mentioned.

[Super_J]

Domestic cup forum for this pish

[The Taxman]

Super_J, on 03 February 2012 - 10:38, said:

Domestic cup forum for this pish

What about Craig whyte sitting crossed legged in the centre circle with a McDonalds cup at his feet and we can all throw money at him?

[woolf]

Pipes and Drums for me.

[Unleash The Nade]

Bring back the wee guys who would walk around the pitch with the half time score board.
It was done in such a way, that in order to know the scores , you had to buy a programme,as each game was referred to by a leter,which was printed inside.
Unless you had one;
A 1-0
B 0-2
C 0-0
D 2-1

Would mean f**k all to you

[Paulo Sergio]

Tidy cheerleaders will suffice.

[magee84]

What is with all the serious suggestions
this is meant to be a pisstake!!
How about;
Chick Young & Greame Souness
finally getting it on.........
After all these years
...................and Chicks prayers !!!!!!!!

[Jimmy85]

wisbit, on 03 February 2012 - 10:00, said:

Half-time has become cringe worthy at the footy these days.
I say we scrap it an get the players just to swap ends an play on.

'Cringeworthy' and 'footy' in the same sentence. Good effort.

[ajwffc]

Estragon, on 03 February 2012 - 10:07, said:

At a Cup Final - the only thing that should ever happen at half time is fat ex-players from each team contesting a penalty shootout.

I don't want the youth team, I want to see Paul Wright taking a break during his run-up to have a brandy.

10 second chalenge would be better

[wisbit]

Jimmy85, on 03 February 2012 - 14:55, said:

'Cringeworthy' and 'footy' in the same sentence. Good effort.

G fanks.

[cowboy]

Mozzamozza, on 03 February 2012 - 09:56, said:

How about mud wrestling starring Catriona Shearer, Cat Cubie and Judith Ralston. They could update the crowd on the news and weather outlook as they wriggle about getting dirty.

gets my vote

wouldnt open the curtains to see madonna

[7-2]

What's a Cup Final?

[Poet of the Macabre]

7-2, on 03 February 2012 - 16:52, said:

What's a Cup Final?

Don't worry yourself about it.

[lau03143]

Mozzamozza, on 03 February 2012 - 09:56, said:

How about mud wrestling starring Catriona Shearer, Cat Cubie and Judith Ralston. They could update the crowd on the news and weather outlook as they wriggle about getting dirty.

Seconded

[7-2]

Poet of the Macabre, on 03 February 2012 - 17:22, said:

Don't worry yourself about it.

I can't. All my worrying time is taken up by this season's certain relegation.

[Fife Saint]

Just a big fucking rammy between supporters then returning to your seats for the second half.

[Suspect Device]

cowboy, on 03 February 2012 - 16:47, said:

gets my vote

wouldnt open the curtains to see madonna

Wouldn't even open her curtains.

Fife Saint, on 03 February 2012 - 19:39, said:

Just a big fucking rammy between supporters then returning to your seats for the second half.

Gets my vote. Would be like the half time swopping ends at Cappielow.

This post has been edited by Suspect Device: 03 February 2012 - 19:50

[Paulo Sergio]

The Yanks really are a bunch of wanks though. They go ridiculously OTT when it comes to this. It has nothing on the Champions League/World Cup final.

[magee84]

How about if hibs make the cup final ( i know!!! ) they get the last hibs side to win it out to take a round of applause etc?
The stench might put you off your pie though
P.s three fucking quid for one last week there !