[Kirkland Green]

According to the Sun, Marvin's burd Dana is staying in Cumnock. Wait till you see the scramble to get the Gala Queen competition started back up. (Sits back and waits for a plethero of Underling one liners)

[bowie]

not to disapoint

yip all the way to cumnock , was supposed to go to mocketleck but she said " Fe~k that "

[Kirkland Green]

Wrong! Dana asked for police protection from Marvin, so to save money she was housed in Cumnock. Marvin had already said that he would never travel to a ghetto as rough as Scumnock.

[tommyboy]

Kirkland Green, on 01 February 2012 - 15:59, said:

Wrong! Dana asked for police protection from Marvin, so to save money she was housed in Cumnock. Marvin had already said that he would never travel to a ghetto as rough as Scumnock.

Are you the big fat tube who used to drive the buses ?

[Kirkland Green]

tommyboy, on 01 February 2012 - 16:13, said:

Are you the big fat tube who used to drive the buses ?

Are you the wean that picked his nose and ate it, and had a wiff of shite coming from him?

[tommyboy]

Kirkland Green, on 01 February 2012 - 16:37, said:

Are you the wean that picked his nose and ate it, and had a wiff of shite coming from him?

RRG was right, you are the big fat guy known as blackie gold !

[geo 1909]

tommyboy, on 01 February 2012 - 17:11, said:

RRG was right, you are the big fat guy known as blackie gold !

Kirkland green is blackie gold, then am the pope ya feckin zoomer.

[RobRoyGuy]

geo 1909, on 01 February 2012 - 17:51, said:

Kirkland green is blackie gold, then am the pope ya feckin zoomer.

How are you holy father ? Did you enjoy your trip to Scotland a couple of years back !

[geo 1909]

RobRoyGuy, on 01 February 2012 - 17:53, said:

How are you holy father ? Did you enjoy your trip to Scotland a couple of years back !

Try worthy master.

[Talbot army]

She'll not look out of place in at that s*it hole

[TugWilson]

Well her family look as if they've moved to The Real Scheme up the hill.

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[geo 1909]

TugWilson, on 01 February 2012 - 20:13, said:

Well her family look as if they've moved to The Real Scheme up the hill.

What scheme would that be? keir hungry hill .

[drs]

I must be getting old - I saw the thread title and thought of this -




Snowdrops and Daffodils etc etc

[HTG]

drs, on 01 February 2012 - 20:20, said:

I must be getting old - I saw the thread title and thought of this -




Snowdrops and Daffodils etc etc

Snap!

[Sergeant Wilson]

HTG, on 01 February 2012 - 20:21, said:

Snap!

Me too. I remember her when she could eat apples through a fireguard.

[donkey oaty]

geo 1909, on 01 February 2012 - 17:58, said:

Try worthy master.

The pope's a mason ?????

[tommyboy]

geo 1909, on 01 February 2012 - 17:51, said:

Kirkland green is blackie gold, then am the pope ya feckin zoomer.

He's blackie alright ya spacker, question is *** who are you ?

[lazyjack]

Kirkland Green, on 01 February 2012 - 15:47, said:

According to the Sun, Marvin's burd Dana is staying in Cumnock. Wait till you see the scramble to get the Gala Queen competition started back up. (Sits back and waits for a plethero of Underling one liners)

PS, Marvins ex is spelt Dayna

[Kirkland Green]

tommyboy, on 01 February 2012 - 21:30, said:

He's blackie alright ya spacker, question is *** who are you ?

Know who you are Tommy. Us drivers used to call you Dangleberry Dan because of your buttcrack problem. The cleaners wouldn't valet the seat you used to sit on. Did you not find it strange that the bus steward always made you sit on the seat with the plastic covering." Hows it goan Tommyboy?"

[tommyboy]

Kirkland Green, on 01 February 2012 - 22:55, said:

Know who you are Tommy. Us drivers used to call you Dangleberry Dan because of your buttcrack problem. The cleaners wouldn't valet the seat you used to sit on. Did you not find it strange that the bus steward always made you sit on the seat with the plastic covering." Hows it goan Tommyboy?"

Knew it was you fatty ! Whit a total dumbell !

[Kirkland Green]

tommyboy, on 01 February 2012 - 23:02, said:

Knew it was you fatty ! Whit a total dumbell !

No fly's on you Tommy. You should be Inspector Morse. Now everybody knows I'm a fat bus driver due to some excellent detective work. When I'm driving my bus everybody will go there's Kirkland. My cover is blown! I noticed you didn't deny the other things on my posting

[RobRoyGuy]

Kirkland Green, on 01 February 2012 - 23:23, said:

No fly's on you Tommy. You should be Inspector Morse. Now everybody knows I'm a fat bus driver due to some excellent detective work. When I'm driving my bus everybody will go there's Kirkland. My cover is blown! I noticed you didn't deny the other things on my posting

[geo 1909]

tommyboy, on 01 February 2012 - 21:30, said:

He's blackie alright ya spacker, question is *** who are you ?

Who am i ? ask your woman she thinks ma names roger, she keeps sayin to me moore moore.

[bowie]

Apparently, dana never made it to Cumnock but was found in on of the posh dwellings in talbot drive

[tommyboy]

geo 1909, on 02 February 2012 - 09:06, said:

Who am i ? ask your woman she thinks ma names roger, she keeps sayin to me moore moore.

Aye, you're all roger, as in roger the soap dodger ! Tell you whit though, I'll just call you Georgy Porgy Palmer !