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Posted 17 February 2012 - 10:22

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View Postkeeps01, on 16 February 2012 - 21:18, said:

Well if you know your history, celtic WERE set up as a charity.Get your hands in your pockets.

Have they changed much since then. Posted ImagePosted ImagePosted Image


Good point, I will gladly donate to a worthy cause. So you're gettin' feck all
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Posted 17 February 2012 - 10:25

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View Postkeeps01, on 16 February 2012 - 21:18, said:

Well if you know your history, celtic WERE set up as a charity.Get your hands in your pockets.

Have they changed much since then. Posted ImagePosted ImagePosted Image


Dont think tax cheats and fraudsters fall under our remit though.
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Posted 17 February 2012 - 10:38

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I genuinely feel sorry for real football fans,thats why i'm not giving a f..k about Rangers.
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Posted 17 February 2012 - 10:40

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where is michael carroll when you need him :lol:

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Posted 17 February 2012 - 11:24

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The administrators called a meeting with the staff and said
"Right boys.... belts need tightened and we all need to contribute..... coisty's auctioned a few of his scotland caps.....sandy jardine's put his CWC medal on e-bay and we've also had an offer for that bike we keep up in the boardroom..
Alan mgregor shouted back
"hey you, get tae f**k, mah leah isnae going nowhere right...!"
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Posted 17 February 2012 - 11:48

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The first redundancies at Rangers have been announced with 2 referees and four linesmen leaving the club

Cash Converters have given the SPL first refusal on buying back the League trophy.

New DVD just released 1872-2012 Sashes to Ashes

Rangers were mis sold PPI (Pish Poor Inland Revenue Advice

Broxi bear has just been renamed Thread

Rangers announce that all their games will be shown on the History Channel.

ibrox renamed, the tax man has taken over ibrox ,it has to be named the inland revenue arena or i.r.a for short


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Posted 17 February 2012 - 13:12

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http://epetitions.di...petitions/ 29635




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Posted 17 February 2012 - 13:24

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View Postthe 67, on 17 February 2012 - 13:12, said:

http://epetitions.di...petitions/29635

:lol: Begging b*****ds.



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Posted 17 February 2012 - 23:39

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Ive asked my gran to donate her next four years worth of pension money.
That nice craig fellow will pay it ALL back...
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Posted 24 February 2012 - 20:54

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Bump......!!!!!!

Donations still being taken despite that rather crass attempt by the official rangers people......

I donate.............. a signed juan ortiz man of the match bottle of Clydesdale bank champagne....!!!
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Posted 25 February 2012 - 11:32

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View Postkeeps01, on 16 February 2012 - 21:18, said:

Well if you know your history, celtic WERE set up as a charity.Get your hands in your pockets.

Have they changed much since then. Posted ImagePosted ImagePosted Image


They were origionally set up to provide soup for the starving weans and adults. Their navvies built them a park free of charge. The crowds rolled up in their thousands. Then? Well the fly Irish ancestors of Mick Kelly the Grants and there Whyte said, Hold on a minute theres cash in this bhoys lets get in there..
Takeover and for the next 100 years Mick Kelly & Co Ltd. fleeced every penny they could before HMRC got wise to ready cash. Then taking them to the brink of where we are now thanks to S.D.M. and his excellent choice of a buyer. A few vowels could well fill in S.D.M.'s counterpart who fiished dangling on a rope, just where he has left Rangers.
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Posted 25 February 2012 - 11:35

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View PostLoughal, on 25 February 2012 - 11:32, said:

They were origionally set up to provide soup for the starving weans and adults. Their navvies built them a park free of charge. The crowds rolled up in their thousands. Then? Well the fly Irish ancestors of Mick Kelly the Grants and there Whyte said, Hold on a minute theres cash in this bhoys lets get in there..
Takeover and for the next 100 years Mick Kelly & Co Ltd. fleeced every penny they could before HMRC got wise to ready cash. Then taking them to the brink of where we are now thanks to S.D.M. and his excellent choice of a buyer. A few vowels could well fill in S.D.M.'s counterpart who fiished dangling on a rope, just where he has left Rangers.


Clearly this is all getting too much for i him .
I expect at present he is rolling around the floor screaming uncontrolably, masturbating and eating his own shite....!
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Posted 25 February 2012 - 17:39

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Came in from the pub last night and "pledged" either £20,000 or £25,000 (not sure which as was a wee bit drunk) to the saverangers fund. They want your details - address? 150 Edmiston Drive...Of course these pledges mean hee haw. Rangers fans couldn't pledge their way out of a paper bag. Remember when Murray asked for his team's fans backing in a share issue? They turned their backs and walked away then as well. :lol:
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Posted 25 February 2012 - 17:51

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View Postbairney, on 25 February 2012 - 17:39, said:

Came in from the pub last night and "pledged" either £20,000 or £25,000 (not sure which as was a wee bit drunk) to the saverangers fund. They want your details - address? 150 Edmiston Drive...Of course these pledges mean hee haw. Rangers fans couldn't pledge their wat out of a paper bag. Remember when Murray asked for his team's fans backing in a share issue? They turned their backs and walked away then as well. :lol:



How do you pledge your way out of a paper bag?:huh:
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Posted 25 February 2012 - 18:23

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View Postyoungsy, on 25 February 2012 - 17:51, said:

How do you pledge your way out of a paper bag?:huh:


You spray the tin of pledge until the paper bag is soggy enough to burst out of. I recommend holding your breath though as pledge smells very strongly. Mon tae f**k youngsy. Get wi the programme ;)

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Posted 25 February 2012 - 19:48

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View PostHenrik, on 25 February 2012 - 18:23, said:

You spray the tin of pledge until the paper bag is soggy enough to burst out of. I recommend holding your breath though as pledge smells very strongly. Mon tae f**k youngsy. Get wi the programme ;)



Oh,i see it's an aerosol as opposed to a beetroot. I get it now,HT.:lol:
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