[imtodd]

This is a bit late but I wanted to share a good story from the game. Motherwell had underestimated how many pies queens park supporters would need. They had only opened one counter and the three young assistants were struggling to keep up with demand. The fans started to get agitated as the minutes passed quicker than the queue decreased . The pies might run out. The game might restart before they got to the front. It was too much for one fan

"Why's this f'ing queue not moving. I want a f'ing pie."
One of the assistants tried to be helpful
"Sorry sir. We are going as quickly as possible"
He didn't like this answer.
"This is a f'ing joke. I'm going to complain to John Boyle"
He mistakenly believed John Boyle still owned Motherwell
"Sorry sir, John Boyle is no longer here"
Quick as a flash
"maybe he got bored waiting for his Pie and F'ed off!"
It comes from a longer article here http://scottishcomed...-v-queens-park/

[Mak]

Thanks for sharing this story. I would consider contacting a publisher, if I were you.

[Mozzamozza]

imtodd, on 26 January 2012 - 14:46, said:

It comes from a longer article here http://scottishcomed...-v-queens-park/

Comedy gold.

[Garrowhillclyde]

Cool story, Bro.

[Convenor]

mhak, on 26 January 2012 - 15:31, said:

Thanks for sharing this story. I would consider contacting a publisher, if I were you.