[Lambie's Pigeon Feed]

KnightswoodBear, on 06 February 2012 - 11:16, said:

As it's a 2 minute walk from my work, it's where I'll be purchasing all my Inferno's.


MWWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! !

We're gonna have a problem.

To be precise, if I see you clutching an Inferno in Jamica Street you're gonna have a problem.

[Enrico Annoni]

Lambie, on 06 February 2012 - 14:41, said:

We're gonna have a problem.

To be precise, if I see you clutching an Inferno in Jamica Street you're gonna have a problem.

I also work down that way, so you'll have more than 1 problem

[H Wragg]

My nearest Lidl is the one on Victoria Road but I think I'll start going into town and using the one on Jamaica Street out of badness.

[dave258]

H Wragg, on 06 February 2012 - 16:04, said:

My nearest Lidl is the one on Victoria Road but I think I'll start going into town and using the one on Jamaica Street out of badness.

See, I thought that as well but then Lambie will just get wise and start going to our Victoria Road one (which had plentiful stocks of this fiery delight yesterday).

I'll hold down the fort southside, you lads keep the shelves clear in town.

[capybara]

My nearest Lidl is Wester Hailes.. rough as fek still the drink is cheap. I am going to try this

[Enrico Annoni]

dave258, on 06 February 2012 - 16:11, said:

See, I thought that as well but then Lambie will just get wise and start going to our Victoria Road one (which had plentiful stocks of this fiery delight yesterday).

I'll hold down the fort southside, you lads keep the shelves clear in town.

I'll be manning the Lidl on Maryhill road

[KnightswoodBear]

Enrico Annoni, on 06 February 2012 - 15:41, said:

I also work down that way, so you'll have more than 1 problem

Two cheeks of the same Inferno cauterized arse.

[H Wragg]

Enrico Annoni, on 06 February 2012 - 16:20, said:

I'll be manning the Lidl on Maryhill road

Remember there's 2 in Maryhill. Need to cover all bases (if you pardon the pun).

[H Wragg]

capybara, on 06 February 2012 - 16:19, said:

My nearest Lidl is Wester Hailes.. rough as fek still the drink is cheap. I am going to try this

If Wester Hailes is too dodgy just get the train through to Glasgow and go to the one on Jamaica Street.

[Lambie's Pigeon Feed]

You can all go to hell.

[H Wragg]

Lambie, on 06 February 2012 - 16:54, said:

You can all go to hell.

Don't think they sell them.

http://www.hell.co.nz

[ebbes20silkcut]

was mentioning this thread to a friend who said he had also been a victim of the inferno over the Xmas break, 2 am one morning while shitmarak he fired ( if you pardon the pun ) it ion the oven then served it up to the fellow revellers apparently ice cubes were then called upon for relief but to no avail,.
Right i'm fucking tempted to get one i hate ALL hot food though don't mind admitting it the ehought of the inferno has me shaking like a dog shitting bones

[Hammer Jag]

Guess what I'm having for dinner tonight..........

I'll post a report later on. I must admit, I'm slightly more nervous about tackling this pizza than I was when I seen 60 or so Millwall casuals marching along the platform towards my train on Saturday.

[KnightswoodBear]

The pizza is being eaten now!

[Hammer Jag]

Had my first one the other night as I said I would. It was wild.

I divided it into 4 slices. After the first slice I thought "what's the fuss all about?". After slice 2 "ahh, it's getting a bit nippy now". After the 3rd I was reaching for the water and the thought of having a 4th slice was making me feel ill. Still, I managed to soldier on and dust off the 4th and final slice. Took me the best part of half an hour to cool down. It was the business though and I wouldn't rule out having another one at some point this weekend.

[broon-loon]

Another Inferno going in the oven later...........

P&B should organise a company buy out, then share the profits............

[StewartyMac]

H_B, on 23 January 2012 - 16:12, said:

On the other hand, I am very thin and yet can and do eat thousands of calories a day, without exercise and without gaining a pound. My stomach bacteria are very efficient.

I think I must be your polar opposite.

I'm also not a cúnt*, which further confirms this prognosis.









* Technically lies.

[Paris Hilltoon]

Not that impressed, hot but nothing i couldn't handle. I've had plenty curries that were hotter. its probably below a madras.

In brutal honesty i got exactly what i expected, a pretty poor quality pizza, with some heat. Didn't need gallons of water, tin of bru was sufficient.

I have another in the freezer, so I'll give it another go to be scientific.

[Mr. Brightside]

I had one tonight and enjoyed it. It was probably the spiciest pizza I've tried, but not too hot.

[jupe1407]

I finally got round to eating mine last night. I thought it was pretty fucking nippy, and went through two glass of milk and two vodkas while eating the fucker. It was also quite enjoyable at the same time though, and for £1.24 or whatever it was from Forfar Lidl, I can't really argue.

It's certainly worse coming out than it was going in, as i discovered about half an hour ago.

[Super_J]

Have had mine in the freezer for about a week and a half and waiting for the opportune moment, with nothing planned later tonight or tomorrow its getting scranned the night. My earlyt houghts are I will be similar to a lot of the more recent posters where it wont cause too many problems but will be the hottest pizza i've ever consumed. Will report back!

[Lambie's Pigeon Feed]

Some seem to be hotter than others, they all have the same hot sauce on them but as can be expected the number of chillis on them fluctuates and chillis by their very nature can range in heat quite dramatically.

The least hot one I've had didn't have the water, sweat and tear histrionics but some are a proper struggle.

If there are none in Lidl when I go in after work Monday or Tuesday I will be having strong words with the Eastern European till staff. I intend to stock up 5 of them.

A bit of a side issue anyone else find Lidl the most strenuous supermarket for packing? The wee bits at the end of the tills aren't the biggest and the checkout mob are speed demons and I'm always fumbling around getting scornful looks as the guy behind me has his stuff scanned as I'm trying to get my shit in their bags which are a pain in the arse to open. None of your 'would you like a hand to pack' nicities in this place, strictly business, cheap and tasty business.

[Zen Archer]

Lambie, on 11 February 2012 - 19:27, said:

Some seem to be hotter than others, they all have the same hot sauce on them but as can be expected the number of chillis on them fluctuates and chillis by their very nature can range in heat quite dramatically.

The least hot one I've had didn't have the water, sweat and tear histrionics but some are a proper struggle.

If there are none in Lidl when I go in after work Monday or Tuesday I will be having strong words with the Eastern European till staff. I intend to stock up 5 of them.

A bit of a side issue anyone else find Lidl the most strenuous supermarket for packing? The wee bits at the end of the tills aren't the biggest and the checkout mob are speed demons and I'm always fumbling around getting scornful looks as the guy behind me has his stuff scanned as I'm trying to get my shit in their bags which are a pain in the arse to open. None of your 'would you like a hand to pack' nicities in this place, strictly business, cheap and tasty business.

The trick for packing is to have the trolley at the end of the till, scoop everything into the trolley then pack at the bench at the back.

[Super_J]

Oven on pre-heat. If I was to make an early out the box comment i'd suggest from above I have a lesser chilli'd inferno

[Lambie's Pigeon Feed]

Zen Archer, on 11 February 2012 - 19:35, said:

The trick for packing is to have the trolley at the end of the till, scoop everything into the trolley then pack at the bench at the back.

The one in the centre of Glasgow has no trolleys