[forameus]

I'd second The Garage actually - I don't think I've ever had a bad night there, despite starting most conversations about where we should go with "Let's not go to the Garage...". I think it's charm is in how bad it is - you don't want to think about being there, so you drink enough to forget - that's usually enough for instant party mode.

1. The Garage
2. Pizza Crunch/Half Fried Pizza - Shouldn't be good. Just shouldn't. Given that they're the cheapest "pizza" you can get on the inside, you wouldn't think coating it in batter would improve it. But whaddayaknow, it does. In moderation, a pizza crunch supper is unbeatable
3. WWE - Watched this when I was younger, and probably more naive. Even though it isn't real, and is a glorified soap opera, how often would you see Gail from Corrie getting on the top rope and flying through the air onto the top of another character (there's an image for you...)? It's a good watch at times, and if I had Sky Sports, I imagine I'd be filling up time when there's nothing else on by having a watch.

[wunfellaff]

JamboMikey, on 12 December 2011 - 18:09, said:

This guys comedy. Ultimate cringe factor.

For the love of God NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Had to put up wae him for 6 or 7 years at work (jokin Stu), though using permanent marker for a tache on a night out then coming into work after NOT getting it off sticks long in the mind. His Facebook feed should just be linked into the top5 thread

[Kejan]

1. Ned/Sex patter - I remember wathing some homemade porn thing somewhere and it was 2 pished up neds pumelling a bird. ''Yau're getting it baw deep, hen'' type quotes from the participants was brilliant. Same with the Richard Keys ''Would you smash it?'' esque quotes.

2. 5 a side football with aging men - I feel like a superstar. I've started playing again and many of them are a bit over-weight just fancy a kick about once a week and I feel like ZZ when I turn up just down to me having general fitness and the effort to run after a ball that is 5 yards in front of me. I also played football with a mixed group of guys/girls in a council tournament, and we beat some team with 3 women, 2 guys 5-1 and I was deeply proud of scoring all 5 goals.

3. The Worlds Most Amazing Videos - It's not that bad a program but my flatemate and I used to watch it just fot Stacy Keach's comments and quotes (similar to sex patter). We made up a drinking game too where the voiceover would say ''Look again!'', ''But, suddenly'', ''at the last possible moment'', ''mad man'' or the pun at the end e.g ''He may have thought his lotto ticket came in the day he tried to joyride this car but the only joyride and ticket he will be receiviing'' the gaped two second delay... ''is a 18month trip to the state penitentiary"
Bravo/UKTV (all those Dave/Freeview type channels) that would show it in the UK ruined it though. They replaced Keach or the American voice-over guy to some boring English guy where the show lost 80% of it's glamour.

4. Heart attack in a box - Chips, Cheese and Doner. Couldn't eat it sober but even though it makes your room stink for days upon end and ends up blocking your toilet for weeks. At the time it's magical and superb. Usually means I'm locked though if I'm ravging through it.

5. Tracky bottoms - Again, not necessary a bad thing but they've got a reputation and you are not 'meant' to be seen in public with them on unless you have a Staffy and a gaunt face but christ they are very cosy. My routine from work was always by 5mins inside the door, the jeans/trousers were off for the trackies. Even at times just leave the shirt over the top with the tracky bottoms on.

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uni, on 10 December 2011 - 22:48, said:

East 17 Stay Another Day. Such a woeful track but it's epic in it's own shit and cheesy way.

3 guys done this on Karaoke in the pub on boxing day, it was god-awful apart from 1 guy who didnt know any of the words apart the 'Stay Now, Stay Now' echo bit during the chorus, It was all he did. The man was clearly a legend

[BigMartyn86]

It's all about Amy. Programme following Amy child. Such a shit programme but she is so fucking hot you watch in the hope of a flash of gash.

Bullseye.

King rib supper from the chippy.

rocky 5. So shit But you still watch it because it's part of the series.

Dressing gowns.

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[SaltyTON]

1 Shark Attack 3
2 Jim Wynorski - legend!
3 N*Sync - Bye Bye Bye (see Scrubs for why)
4 East 17 - Stay Another Day
5 Any team managed by Jim McInally, he can take anything good and turn it into the worst thing ever!

[mattydfc]

My patter

[C. Muir]

Rustlers burgers

[Erin Go Bragh]

mattydfc, on 30 December 2011 - 00:49, said:

My patter

I'd add to that my dancing.

I can't really dance for shit, but something changes in my head when I'm steaming and I convince myself that I'm a fucking brilliant dancer. People look more retarded when they shuffle about awkwardly than people who just do what the f**k they want.

Another addition to this list should be the tannoy system at Ibrox. I don't agree with the sentiment of any of the songs they play, and it's obscene how much they blast it to it's ear shattering capacity to make it look like there's an atmosphere. However, when some shite like Follow Follow comes on, your feet start tapping.

[SodjesSixteenIncher]

Erin Go Bragh, on 30 December 2011 - 02:48, said:

I'd add to that my dancing.

I can't really dance for shit, but something changes in my head when I'm steaming and I convince myself that I'm a fucking brilliant dancer. People look more retarded when they shuffle about awkwardly than people who just do what the f**k they want.

Great post, you are a fucking shit dancer.

Breaking Decency, on 14 December 2011 - 21:39, said:

4. Mile High, the Sky One in-house production about a budget airline

Fantastic shout.

When you were about 12, you get your bate done by the first ad break, then stick around for the other 50 mins to take in the weirdly riveting drama. Drug smuggling, an Aids scare, multiple suicidie attempts and a copious amount of tits. Superb stuff.

[BigMartyn86]

The nightshift on stv

[SaltyTON]

BigMartyn86, on 29 December 2011 - 22:46, said:

King rib supper from the chippy.

I've never actually tried this before as I'm not really sure what to expect.

Is it like rack of ribs, or just a strange congealed meat product that tastes of BBQ sauce?

[BigMartyn86]

SaltyTON, on 31 December 2011 - 02:04, said:

I've never actually tried this before as I'm not really sure what to expect.

Is it like rack of ribs, or just a strange congealed meat product that tastes of BBQ sauce?

Strange congealed meat formed in the shape of "ribs". Which does taste like BBQ sauce. It looks so bad but actually tastes good once done in batter with broon sauce and vinegar on it.

[JamboMikey]

[SodjesSixteenIncher]

The film 'When Saturday Comes' with Sean Bean.

[SodjesSixteenIncher]

Nicholas Cage's wooing patter.

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[andyhare]

Erin Go Bragh, on 09 December 2011 - 13:41, said:

2) Sexy And I Know It by LMFAO - A bunch of guys wearing nothing but tight pants singing lines like "girl look at that body, I work out" and "wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle" won't go down in history as a great moment, but I laugh every time I hear this song, and it's weirdly catchy.

 

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[JasonElgin]

[JasonElgin]

SaltyTON, on 29 December 2011 - 23:14, said:

1 Shark Attack 3

Love how bad this film is