[Erin Go Bragh]

If this has been done before then apologies, because I'm making the fucking thread anyway. I'll not mention the film The Room in my list because there's already a thread on it, and it goes without saying that it's the best/worst film ever made. Mine would be:

1) Danny Dyer's Real Football Factories - A programme discussing football rivalries all over the world is one that I'd find interesting anyway, but when you throw in a cockney urchin making a propa facking mug of himself every two minutes it becomes brilliant TV. You could include Danny Dyer himself and talking like a cockney in this list tbh.

2) Sexy And I Know It by LMFAO - A bunch of guys wearing nothing but tight pants singing lines like "girl look at that body, I work out" and "wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle" won't go down in history as a great moment, but I laugh every time I hear this song, and it's weirdly catchy.

2) Chips, Cheese and Curry - This is essentially a disgusting meal. Chips covered in boiled curry powder, and held together by plastic cheese that turns it in to one big congealed, diarrhea looking blob, it's a mess. That said, after eight pints it's probably the most happiness you can buy for £3. Beautiful.

4) The Garage, Glasgow. Everything about this place reeks of Scumbag Central, from the tacky looking fake car at the entrance to the obscenely shite music, as well as the burnt face jakies that make up 90% of the crowd. That said, I somehow end up in there once every six months or so and I've never ever had a bad time, which is more than could be said about The Arches, Buff Club etc. The Garage is like having a chug, it's good fun as long as you don't think about what you're doing.

5) Hibs. Hibs are a fucking joke really, Edinburgh is the worlds second least succesfull capital city when it comes to the percentage of trophies won, and we're the least succesfull of the two Edinburgh clubs. That said, I probably love Hibs more now than when they were decent. We're just one of these clubs that has everything in place to do well but will never come good.

This post has been edited by Erin Go Bragh: 09 December 2011 - 13:41

[Lisandro]

The Room - Don't think more needs to be said of the masterpiece in acting and writing.

Emile Heskey - He is so bad that everybody loves it when he scores.

This post has been edited by Lisandro: 09 December 2011 - 14:30

[Tamdunk]

The Towers of London tv show. Really a case of is this an intentional wind-up? I still cant tell, it's fucking hilarious either way.

[ayrunitedfw]

1. Jeremy Kyle

[Big River]

ayrunitedfw, on 09 December 2011 - 15:18, said:

1. Jeremy Kyle

Any time a Scottish person is on Jeremy Kyle it is both hilarious and awful.

[smpar]

-Bullseye, that shitey nineties darts programme with that c**t Jim Bowen as the presenter. Fantastic TV show. There was a guy on earlier with a big thick ginger moustache and a purple tracksuit.

-Frosty Jacks. The mankiest drink there is, but amazing.

[Vanquinho.]

Erin Go Bragh, on 09 December 2011 - 13:41, said:

Edinburgh is the worlds second least succesfull capital city when it comes to the percentage of trophies won

Which is the least successful?

[SodjesSixteenIncher]

Erin Go Bragh, on 09 December 2011 - 13:41, said:

The Garage is like having a chug, it's good fun as long as you don't think about what you're doing.

The most perfectly accurate statement I have read in quite a while.

My only contributions at this stage are in the form of comedy hip-hop: South African rap/rave group 'Die Antwoord.'



And S.Mouse!

This post has been edited by SodjesSixteenIncher: 10 December 2011 - 02:24

[TartanArmani]

1. Bullseye on Challenge. Jim Bowen would never get away with now what he said back then.

2. Fishing show with Robson Green. The mans a c**t, but its so bad it's good.

3. Maury

4.

[AberDon]

Darren Mackie, you can't help but laugh.

[uni]

East 17 Stay Another Day. Such a woeful track but it's epic in it's own shit and cheesy way.

[Long live the 69]

Skip to 2:52. I need say no more..

[Jacksgranda]

Vanquinho., on 10 December 2011 - 01:27, said:

Which is the least successful?

Berlin?
Before that, Bonn?

[JamboMikey]

This guys comedy. Ultimate cringe factor.

This post has been edited by JamboMikey: 12 December 2011 - 18:14

[DAFC.]

Haggis. Nasty on paper, beautiful in yer mouth.

[Erin Go Bragh]

Vanquinho., on 10 December 2011 - 01:27, said:

Which is the least successful?

I think I read it was Venezuela, if not somewhere near there.

It's not surprising really, Edinburgh has eight titles in the bag out of about 120. Shocking for a city the size of Edinburgh.

[JasonElgin]

Long live the 69, on 11 December 2011 - 14:45, said:

Skip to 2:52. I need say no more..

hahahahaha, this really is so shit that it's good, cheered me right up

[dan_ict]

1. WWE - How I ever thought it was real is beyond me. The Boogeyman and an Irish midget called "Hornswoggle" that lived underneath the stage done it for me. I did have many a good time watching it back in the day though.
2. Napoleon Dynamite - How they ever conceived this plot is beyond me. Take nothing away from it, brilliant film
3. Dubstep - I'm not sure it even classifies as music. It sounds like the "pay-as-you-go" internet connecting to the phone line. The end product however makes your bowels tremble... in a good way

[Bert Raccoon]

1.) Donner Kebabs - f**k knows what kind of meat it is and it looks fucking vile but f**k me it tastes good.

2.) River City - The acting is awful and the storylines are ridiculous. If it wasn't made in Scotland it would be fucking tragic but it is made in Scotland and is so much bettter for it.

3.) Rambo films - One man taking on a whole army? Fucking amazing.

4.) Buckfast - The drink has a horrible reputation but sometimes it really hits the spot.

5.) Goldie Lookin Chain

[buddie06smfc]

The acting in porn videos.

[diamonds2002]

tinned macaroni cheese - it glows in the dark, smells like old socks and has the consistency of a loose bowel movement but it tastes great on buttered toast.

[Breaking Decency]

1. Pot Noodles
2. Microwavable Chicago Town pizzas
3. New Jack Swing (Bobby Brown, Bell Biv Devoe, Jodeci etc.)
4. Mile High, the Sky One in-house production about a budget airline
5. Codonas amusement park
Special mention: Pleasureland, Arbroath.

Previously I'd have put Hollyoaks on the list, but the last time I watched it (about six months ago) it was so bad it was...bad.

This post has been edited by Breaking Decency: 14 December 2011 - 21:39

[JasonElgin]

[aidan-bufc]

I feel this song fits the bill exactly!

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=fLb213lak5s

He is clearly mortal, not the best singer and yet still seems to be my favourite Christmas song ...






EDIT: Dont have a clue how to post video's.

This post has been edited by aidan-bufc: 15 December 2011 - 15:56

[Bert Raccoon]

How could I forget,

Club Reps!