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P&B insults There have been many crackers

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Posted 22 November 2011 - 00:00

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It isn't something that was originally said on P&B, but it was on here that I read of a Rovers fan calling David Bingham a "gog-eyed paedophile".

What a truly wonderful insult.
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Posted 22 November 2011 - 00:44

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Ali(or whatever his real name was, Stella probably) was good for some belters

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Posted 22 November 2011 - 10:20

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View PostMrs M, on 21 November 2011 - 16:18, said:

It wasn't, but if I remember rightly, Monster did love it. A quick search suggests it was the poster Estragon.


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"Stroke victim looking calamity" from Barry's blog is a personal favourite of mine also.
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Posted 22 November 2011 - 10:53

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View PostAkpo Sodje, on 21 November 2011 - 00:28, said:

Bentshot
Bentsocket
Benson
Spazmataz
Cuntsocket




Thanks, i've just used that and called my colleague a Spazmatic Cuntsocket!!!!!!:)
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Posted 22 November 2011 - 10:59

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Posted 22 November 2011 - 11:25

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Posted 23 November 2011 - 19:01

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Posted 23 November 2011 - 19:13

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Can't mind who used it, but "spastard" made me laugh
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Posted 26 November 2011 - 04:44

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Posted 30 November 2011 - 23:02

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View PostFuctifano, on 20 November 2011 - 15:39, said:

One of the Clyde fans describe someone as "a hopeless (or maybe useless) shitgibbon" which I've taken to using offline.

Shawfield Stallion IIRC. Cracker of an insult :lol:
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Posted 01 December 2011 - 07:09

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Posted 01 December 2011 - 12:22

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View PostJimmy85, on 19 November 2011 - 18:18, said:

I remember Ad Lib went through a phase of inventing insults. That was excruciating.



View Postbullywee, on 20 November 2011 - 15:18, said:

i think f**k-wombat was one of ad lib's. i have actually used it despite it being the worst insult i have ever heard.


f**k-wombat actually angered me when I read it.
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Posted 07 December 2011 - 17:54

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Best one ever .....

Sausage jockey

Trademarked by me (our lawyers are watching) lol

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Posted 08 December 2011 - 17:26

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View PostGlen Sannox, on 22 November 2011 - 10:53, said:

Thanks, i've just used that and called my colleague a Spazmatic Cuntsocket!!!!!!:)


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Posted 08 December 2011 - 18:02

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View Postsupermik, on 07 December 2011 - 17:54, said:

Best one ever .....

Sausage jockey

Trademarked by me (our lawyers are watching) lol

:P:P:P:P:P


Thats fucking ancient patter.

View Postwow-wee, on 16 May 2012 - 21:25, said:

Was at medda park tonight and thought i would try their homemade soup and what i got was packet powdered soup being served like homemade.Shame on you medda !Do any other clubs kid their fans with packet soup let us know so when i visit the ground i know not to get any.
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Posted 08 December 2011 - 21:28

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View PostPaco, on 22 November 2011 - 00:00, said:

It isn't something that was originally said on P&B, but it was on here that I read of a Rovers fan calling David Bingham a "gog-eyed paedophile".

What a truly wonderful insult.


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Mileson ya beardy, millionaire basturd

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Posted 08 December 2011 - 21:35

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View PostGordieBoy80, on 20 January 2012 - 18:20, said:

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Posted 26 January 2012 - 21:41

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bump due to it having potential
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Posted 28 January 2012 - 17:31

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