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P&B insults There have been many crackers

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Posted 19 November 2011 - 15:44

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I can't choose a top 5 but number 1 has to be from DundeeBarry's blog. "Goodwillie, you fucking mindcripple". :lol:
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Posted 19 November 2011 - 17:04

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View PostGordieBoy80, on 20 January 2012 - 18:20, said:

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Posted 19 November 2011 - 17:38

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No top 5, but I think it was this site I first stumbled across use of the word "fucktard".
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Posted 19 November 2011 - 18:14

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Posted 19 November 2011 - 18:18

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I remember Ad Lib went through a phase of inventing insults. That was excruciating.

Tenpot, on 19 April 2012 - 01:47, said:

I hope you die in your sleep you fucking p***k
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Posted 19 November 2011 - 18:22

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2. Fucking mindcripple
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Posted 19 November 2011 - 18:23

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View PostJimmy85, on 19 November 2011 - 18:18, said:

I remember Ad Lib went through a phase of inventing insults. That was excruciating.

All Ad Lib posts are excruciating.
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Posted 19 November 2011 - 20:04

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View Postjupe1407, on 19 November 2011 - 18:22, said:

5. Cuntwipe

:lol: My new word now.

View PostGordieBoy80, on 20 January 2012 - 18:20, said:

The Pars is like crack cocaine, you know it's not good but you still want a hit.


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Posted 19 November 2011 - 20:10

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View PostJimmy85, on 19 November 2011 - 18:18, said:

I remember Ad Lib went through a phase of inventing insults. That was excruciating.


Bit harsh, he was just a little exuberant.

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Posted 20 November 2011 - 13:53

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View Postjupe1407, on 19 November 2011 - 18:22, said:

1. Fucking zoomer
2. Fucking mindcripple
3. Fucktard
4. Sp@cker
5. Cuntwipe



I will be using that :)
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Posted 20 November 2011 - 15:18

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i think f**k-wombat was one of ad lib's. i have actually used it despite it being the worst insult i have ever heard.

This post has been edited by bullywee: 20 November 2011 - 15:19

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Posted 20 November 2011 - 15:36

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Posted 20 November 2011 - 16:09

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Posted 21 November 2011 - 00:28

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Posted 21 November 2011 - 01:36

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Posted 21 November 2011 - 06:26

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Posted 21 November 2011 - 08:58

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View Postwunfellaff, on 20 November 2011 - 16:09, said:

The one of folk fae Fife ''chucking spears at the sun when it comes up in the morning'' sticks long in the memory.


That sounds Monster-esque.
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Posted 21 November 2011 - 15:37

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Posted 21 November 2011 - 16:18

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View Postoht, on 21 November 2011 - 08:58, said:

That sounds Monster-esque.

It wasn't, but if I remember rightly, Monster did love it. A quick search suggests it was the poster Estragon.
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Posted 21 November 2011 - 18:33

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Posted 21 November 2011 - 18:43

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View PostAkpo Sodje, on 21 November 2011 - 00:28, said:

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Cuntsocket


I have never seen any of those used on P&B. Yah fucking cocksocket.

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Ross County.....clogging their way to victory....2012.
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Posted 21 November 2011 - 19:00

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View Post10 CC ICT, on 19 November 2011 - 15:44, said:

I can't choose a top 5 but number 1 has to be from DundeeBarry's blog. "Goodwillie, you fucking mindcripple". :lol:


HEED would demand an apology if someone posted that, and then complain when he gets laughed at Posted Image

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