[AirdrieGuy]

I'm in.

[sonofjenova]

In. He's a walking farce, and his dart-throwing incident was deeply unsavoury, but otherwise he's entertainment personified. And a great footballer to boot.

[RTDEE2]

In. Entertainer, legend.

[Turbo_dee]

I want his babies.

[eindhovendee]

Football needs a good loony.

"Mario was pulled over by the police and he had £25,000 cash on the passenger seat. They asked him why and he said, 'Because I can'. He doesn't care much for authority."

I'm in.

[dan_ict]

His celebration just gets better and better

[Enrico Annoni]

Count me in, guys a legend

[Ad Lib]

Celebration at the first goal today was a cracker

[Sherrif John Bunnell]

I'm in.

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] Manchester City[/url] striker Mario Balotelli was detained on Friday for having driven into a women's prison in Brescia without proper authorization, according to reports.

La Gazzetta dello Sport claims that the 20-year-old and his brother Enock, 17, tried to enter the prison at around 16:00 CET and were questioned by the prison officers. They were eventually released after half an hour of questioning.

Explaining the situation, a prison officer Calogero Lo Presti explained, "It was 1600 when we saw a high-powered Mercedes come through the gate. Inside were two boys, after a few minutes we realised one of them was Balotelli.

"Physically we recognised him, but that is not enough, so we proceeded with official procedure. At the end they both appeared a bit frightened. They said they saw the gate opened and never imagined they would need a special permit to visit the prison. The two were particularly intrigued by the fact it was a women's prison.

"Balotelli has apologised. He spoke in a low voice, he was a little embarrassed."

However, Balotelli's agent, Mino Raiola, played down the incident and said, "Mario has done nothing wrong. Indeed, the officers have praised him for his initiative. Certainly they explained this could have been avoided, but it ended there.

"What I find strange is that a public official rushed to say what had happened. Nothing happened. It was only emphasised because it's Mario."

[dan_ict]

The man himself on twitter - "Edin's a right giggly f**k tonight. He thinks because he score that he the fucking man. It was Balo who destroy United belief, not that f**k"

Could he be any better ?

[Marlo]

Count me in.

Mario is now my hero.

[chico]

Marlo, on 23 October 2011 - 22:39, said:

Count me in.

Mario is now my hero.

really?

[yoda]

dan_ict, on 23 October 2011 - 22:34, said:

The man himself on twitter - "Edin's a right giggly f**k tonight. He thinks because he score that he the fucking man. It was Balo who destroy United belief, not that f**k"

Could he be any better ?

You missed a trick there.






Could be BE any better?

[Derek Patterson]

In.

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Some facts about Mario Balotelli
>Survived a usually fatal disease at birth
>£10,000 in parking fines
>Car impounded 27 times
>£300,000 fine for throwing darts at the youth team
>Won £25,000 in a casino, gave £1,000 to a tramp outside
>Rescued a child from bullying
>Threw tomatoes at some Serie A manager
>Threw water balloons at Serie A meeting
>Started a fight with 4 bouncers, after breaking the no touching rule at a strip club
>Thinks milk with tea is strange
>Started fights with Kompany and Tevez at training
>Was frequently seen at the AC Milan superstore while playing for inter
>Went on TV in an AC shirt with his name on while at inter
>U21s game for Italy, kicks a swedish player while he’s down and proceeds to just sit on the pitch ignoring the opposition and the referee for about a minute.
>Is then offended when he gets sent off and protests about it
>He winked at Ferdinand at the semi final of the FA cup and celebrate in front of the Man U fans.
>After the FA cup final, on live TV, says “This season I have been shit. Can I say that?”
>Was stopped by police driving round Hulme (a real shithole) in his maserati with £25,000 cash on the passenger seat. When asked why he said “because I’m rich”
>Had to go off at half time in a game in Ukraine due to an allergy to the pitch
>Had to be physically hauled away by Zanetti for refusing to let Samuel Eto’o take a penalty that he had won
>Once broke up with a girlfriend via text while she was presenting a live television show
>Slept with a model while his girlfriend was asleep downstairs
>Drove his car into a women’s prison so he could have a look around
>Attempted a roulette back heel shot against LA Galaxy and missed
>Connections with the Naples Mafia, he even testified in court at a Mafia trial
>Brought iPad to bench during International friendly.

[G_Man1985]

In

[Supras]

I liked Balotelli long before it was cool.

f**k your list.

How many of you have Super Mario as a friend on facebook?

No, me neither

[Lichtieforlife]

I know Supras, and you were laughed at because of it.

[SoapMactavish]

S. Mactavish. Probably be out by tomorrow though.

[Tryfield]

Any guy that annoys fcuk out of glory hunting Man Ure fans is a hero of mine. Put me on the list Donnie.

[Ya Bezzer!]

Y. Bezzer.

The great thing is at only 21 years old he has many years of crazy antics ahead of him.

[Dindeleux]

I would like to join too.

I would also like someone to explain to me why he got booked?

Edit : C. Tevez

This post has been edited by KTID05AND4EVER: 24 October 2011 - 01:22

[HEY_SIDNEY]

Hate Citeh.

LOVE Balotelli.

Coutn me in L4L.

[dundeebarry]

>Was frequently seen at the AC Milan superstore while playing for inter
>Went on TV in an AC shirt with his name on while at inter

[L. Brilliant]

L. Brilliant

[Dazzle]

1000% in.