The ' Let's All Laugh at the Old Firm ' Thread

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The ' Let's All Laugh at the Old Firm ' Thread

#51
Derek Patterson

Posted 25 August 2011 - 22:01

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Mouse, on 25 August 2011 - 20:38, said:

Didn't know Axl Rose was a bluenose...

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#52
barney sumner

Posted 25 August 2011 - 22:17

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didn't know axle rose had a union jack shell suit

#53
Old Pack

Posted 25 August 2011 - 23:04

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Just been on Talk Celtic and Rangers media forums, pure venom from the Bigots , Lennon and Sally and that big Swedish numpty defender for Celtic plus Nae Dough Whyte are all getting it tight, GIRFU the two of them.

#54
ancientnoise

Posted 25 August 2011 - 23:08

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#55
Dungolfin

Posted 25 August 2011 - 23:27

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It can come as no surprise to see Europe's diddy teams pumped out before the group stages. I really can't see a down side to tonights results. Less money for the old firm means they can't attract the foreign players the EPL doesn't want with the promise of european football. Less money for the OF means that Hearts and to a lesser extent Dundee Utd really should be looking to mount some kind of challenge, at least until Christmas. The OF out of europe means we don't have to put up with pages upon pages and hours of phone in pish dedicated to the build up to the big game with Barcelona, AC Milan, or for that matter Shamrock Rovers who outdid our illustrious diddies by making it to the group stages. Nope I can't see a downside, and don't mention the coefficient that's a load of pish too, many of Scotland's players play in the EPL now and if the team are good enough we'll beat whatever pot 2 or pot 3 team we're up against.

#56
Enigma

Posted 26 August 2011 - 01:05

I am not in the condition to f**k!

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#57
Lisandro

Posted 26 August 2011 - 01:10

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I am loving reading all the tear-stained rage filled statuses on Facebook from OF fans. :lol:

They range from having a breakdown to convincing themselves that everything will be alright. :lol:

#58
Super Hans

Posted 26 August 2011 - 03:30

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"dont know what yer all fuckin laughin at your shitey teams will suffer over this when theres no money comin into scottish football."

Some ponce on my Facebook replying to all the other teams fans ripping him.

No money coming into Scottish football!? somebody better tell our chairman to cancel all those million pound transfer deals. Posted Image

Rangers & Celtic - Let's all laugh now.

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#59
AyrshireTon

Posted 26 August 2011 - 05:53

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Hmmm..what will Rangers do to pay off the HMRC now with no European money coming in - sell the Big Issue?
And Majstorovic is now a legend.

Get it right up them!
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#60
deky

Posted 26 August 2011 - 07:15

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There aren't enough smilies in the world wide web to show how happy those results made me last night.

:lol:

That's simply a token one

:lol:

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#61
YER SISTERS YER MAW

Posted 26 August 2011 - 09:25

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Hamilton Academical FC-Heaping misery and pain on the rest of the Scottish 1st Division, Season-2011/12 :D
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#62
the jambo-rocker

Posted 26 August 2011 - 18:34

A bouncy...

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Ad Lib, on 23 January 2012 - 11:35, said:

The very notion of nationalism is backwards and I make no apology for that.

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#63
CALDERON

Posted 26 August 2011 - 23:56

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#64
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Posted 27 August 2011 - 00:08

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Right up yi's ya bigoted, inbred fuckwits :lol:

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#65
jupe1407

Posted 28 August 2011 - 07:57

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#66
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Posted 06 September 2011 - 16:07

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jupe1407, on 28 August 2011 - 07:57, said:

Angry Rangers Fans on Facebook

:lol:

" I am Rangers till I die , my wounds seep blue blood , no surrender of our title now Ally"

:lol:

And people wonder why folk hate the Old Firm. It's only a fucking football team.

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#67
Cruoninga

Posted 16 September 2011 - 08:05

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Some results from last night to put things into perspective:

AZ - Malmo 4-1
Club Brugge - Maribor 2-0

1941: Hibernian - Rangers 8-1. 1952: Hibernian - Manchester United 7-3. 1961: Hibernian - FC Barcelona 3-2. 1964: Hibernian - Real Madrid 2-0. 1967: Hibernian - FC Porto 3-0. 1967: Hibernian - Napoli 5-0. 1972: Hibernian - Sporting Portugal 6-1. 1974: Hibernian - Rosenborg BK 9-1.