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Best Frapes youve read or heard about


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1. A guy with a girlfriend "coming out" and his girlfriend dumping him as a result

2. A Rangers fan posting the lyrics to "Grand old team to play for", got slaughtered as a result.

3. A guy i know got in to his sisters account & started a convo with a guy explaining all "her" fantasies with this bloke

4. A guy posting that "he" wanted to be sucked off by (tag about 15 names here)

5. A girl posting that "she" was HIV positive & was in hospital for 2 weeks. She actually was in hospital for a broken leg & got a lot of very upset visitors i would think.

All these bring a smile to my face :D

Edited by Rock Legend SMFC, 23 March 2011 - 19:29.

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Strathspey Thistle- 11/02/12

no he has done nothing wrong today


In reference to Suarez at Old Trafford.

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Not trying to be harsh but none of them seem particularly funny. Maybe you had to be there.

Edited by Jimmy85, 23 March 2011 - 19:33.

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I hope you die in your sleep you fucking p***k


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1. Someone hacked into Chris Maguire's account and called Barry Ferguson a 'p***k' and Rangers 'scum'.

That's the only one I've got as most tend to be quite tedious and they are fairly obvious frapes.
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Not trying to be harsh but none of them seem particularly funny. Maybe you had to be there.



No worrie mate, just funny cause i know all 5 really well ( 1 & 3 were the same person)
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Strathspey Thistle- 11/02/12

no he has done nothing wrong today


In reference to Suarez at Old Trafford.

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Frapes don't really translate well because their usually tailored for only you and your mates to find funny.

This is one I did to someone. It's not particularly that funny but when I was done everyone was in stiches as it was about the fourth one that day.
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This isn't a frape and a genuine thing my mate said to my other mate got slagged to death for it.
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Two i've seen recently which were quite amusing

Going in and changing the persons date of birth, so when the fake birthday comes and their friends post happy birthday messages they get pissed off because none of their "so called friends" knew it wasn't their birthday.


Changing every detail about the person, name, background info,picture etc
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"Just had the best phone call of my life, i've been accepted for Come Dine with me"

46 likes and loads of comments.

"I genuinely don't see anything wrong with voting for the BNP, british jobs for british workers"

They have to be ones that people believe is actually written by the person who's facebook it is, otherwise they are just not funny.
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<friends name> added 'straightening my receding hairline', 'moisturising' and 'Barbie' to his interests.
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Matthew Clark has the same name as me the silly scallywag.

If you look past the part where his only has 1 T of course..

The best one I ever done was to my simple friend, he fancied the fucking pants of one of the hottest girls in our year at school so we took advantage of the situation. When he was drunk we got a shot of his ipod and hoped he was signed into Facebook, he was, good start, we went onto the girls page and wrote "*Girl's name*, every night before bed I think of you, I think of our hot sweaty bodies touching each other, I think of all the dirty things we can do together daily and nightly, oh *girls name* won't you grant me my biggest wish and let me bathe in your vaginal juices? goodnight, thinking of you *mates name* xxx"

The amount of comments that got was absolutely ridiculous, he never found it until the morning after and I still don't think he's forgiven us. Posted Image

It's probably not funny to you lot though. Posted Image
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"[lassie name] has an itchy fanny :( "

I don't know about on an internet forum, but it was pretty god damn funny sitting across from the lassie when she saw it.
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Okkkk I think this should be renamed the 'you had to be there thread'. Clearly.
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Okkkk I think this should be renamed the 'you had to be there thread'. Clearly.


Miserable b*****d. These are all clearly hilarious.
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I hope you die in your sleep you fucking p***k


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Miserable b*****d. These are all clearly hilarious.

I'm still struggling to contain my laughter after that HIV one.
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Miserable b*****d. These are all clearly hilarious.


You wouldn't know humour if it hit you in face with a 9 inch black dildo.
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My cousin doesn't post statuses that often but he gets fraped a lot. Some of them are pretty good, the way they should be done.

"thinks the hive is now the place to be. dancing with bro's and winching hoe's"


"hates when people don't stick to their word. just feel like i can't trust anyone these days, cos they just end up hurting you when your most vulnerable."


"cant wait to chillax with the boys at the poker night!!"


"champo league goals- such a good chill out sesh" Someone commented on it questioning whether they were frapes and he responded with: "I do enjoy a good champo league chill out sesh with an ice cold bud!"


"dont care what people say the new wanted tune is good and love the way you lie part 2 is phenomenal"


"one week and exams will be done, cannot wait to party man"
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forehead is constantly grumpy and defensive - I'd be far more concerned if he was being pleasant

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A mate got fraped with 'won a competition on the radio to win 10 TITP tickets, selling for 50 quid a pop, whos in?'

Sparked a mini-facebook riot among the leeches amongst his mates.
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A mate got fraped with 'won a competition on the radio to win 10 TITP tickets, selling for 50 quid a pop, whos in?'

Sparked a mini-facebook riot among the leeches amongst his mates.


I'm stealing that one for next time.
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forehead is constantly grumpy and defensive - I'd be far more concerned if he was being pleasant

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I can't say I'm surprised by rape


Simple, but effective.

Edited by JamboMikey, 24 March 2011 - 04:45.

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I don't like to blow my own trumpet, but I once created an event called "orgy" being hosted by one of my friends with the location listed as "my anus." and invited all of his friends, including his fiance's parent's. I think about 17 people were listed as attending with about 40 odd listed as "not attending"

Oh and at my birthday this weekend, just after people had started arriving at my flat, the same guy got his revenge by posting "change of plan, we are now meeting at Bennett's gay bar at 9pm." I really hope nobody turned up there - but if they did I doubt they would admit it!

That friend's fiance was once fraped, and for a few hours a few people, including myself, genuinely thought she was pregnant.

I must also mention the continuous frape war between the couple the latest one was "can't beat a good butt-fap sesh! feels stretched and tingly... love getting my butthole touched!" and is a very typical example.


Also, my parents were in Australia and they were aware I was having a party in the house and someone fraped me with "does anyone know how to get red wine stains out of the carpet" My mum who spends a rather tragic amount of time on facebook, saw this and started panicking, which was of course the desired effect. Posted Image Fair play though. Posted Image
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1. A guy with a girlfriend "coming out" and his girlfriend dumping him as a result

:unsure: The girlfriend must have been a fucking idiot

2. A Rangers fan posting the lyrics to "Grand old team to play for", got slaughtered as a result.

Average

3. A guy i know got in to his sisters account & started a convo with a guy explaining all "her" fantasies with this bloke

The guy you know clearly has problems if he wants to think of (even being funny) his sister in sexual situations

4. A guy posting that "he" wanted to be sucked off by (tag about 15 names here)

A blow jobs a blow job - thats shite

5. A girl posting that "she" was HIV positive & was in hospital for 2 weeks. She actually was in hospital for a broken leg & got a lot of very upset visitors i would think.

Shite

All these bring a smile to my face :D


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You are a fucking tube



My feelings are hurt :unsure:

Actually no, go get a job or something
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Strathspey Thistle- 11/02/12

no he has done nothing wrong today


In reference to Suarez at Old Trafford.

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You are a fucking tube


Painters in? :unsure:
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Seen one where some wife had her profile picture changed to an ultrasound scan of a wean, and announced she was pregnant, thought that was funny.

The ones where birthdays and that get changed are just shite.

EDIT: I've never seen 5 good frapes. Just realised this was a top fives thread.

Edited by DeadStar, 24 March 2011 - 13:28.

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Not a frape as such but one of my friends posted "if this status gets 100 likes "insert my name" will get his bellend pierced." This was put on at 1am this morning and currently has 78 likes...
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Im not going to pretend it was in any way funny to anyone, but my best one was when my girlfriend went onto facebook on my phone and forgot to log out, i then went to work and realising this went on a massive rant about jews or something and then she came onto facebook on her laptop so we were both on her facebook at the same time and i mimicked her typing and online mannerisms and the things she would say to perfection to the point that no one had a clue which one of us they were talking to.

pretending to be her while she got more and more pissed off at me was infinitely more fun than the usual " mmmmm i like my boyfriend to suck mountain dew out my bum " type of frapes, although it's safe to say not much work got done that day.
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My place of work was once changed to Bennetts and job description as entertainer. I dint notice for over a month...
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I went on someone's once and deleted all their friends.


That's a good one, well played mate.
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I went on someone's once and deleted all their friends.


Is that like "if I can have any, neither can you"?

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forehead is constantly grumpy and defensive - I'd be far more concerned if he was being pleasant

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I went on someone's once and deleted all their friends.


:lol: I know you didn't actually do this but I want to do it to someone now.
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