[Vanquinho.]

Widge, on 09 February 2012 - 14:40, said:

Yeah a friend of mine is an Edinburgh med student. He's a really nice guy, completely not what you would expect from that type. But he has liked a few and it's driving me insane.

In saying that I go to Napier, by choice I should add, I could have gone to Edinburgh or Herriot watt, etc. But most seem to be insinuating people at Napier are thickos, doesn't bother me, but if you are going to do it, at least male it whitty.

Fantastic choice of talent at Napier I must say.

[Widge]

Vanquinho., on 09 February 2012 - 22:33, said:

Fantastic choice of talent at Napier I must say.

Depends where you are, Merchiston is awful (where I am), but I had lectures at Craiglockhart and I would very much agree with you. Want some lovely ladies on your course, take a Buisness course.

[Vanquinho.]

Widge, on 09 February 2012 - 22:49, said:

Depends where you are, Merchiston is awful (where I am), but I had lectures at Craiglockhart and I would very much agree with you. Want some lovely ladies on your course, take a Buisness course.

Well I'm currently about to attend an access-to-uni course (because I took too long to get my life in order), so I'm actually at Stevenson next door in Sighthill. But having a wander up to the cafeteria of Napier at lunch is always a journey full of wonder and vaginal brilliance, every day, without fail

[itzdrk]

forehead7, on 09 February 2012 - 00:04, said:

Someone liked this one:




What's this got to doing with Glasgow Uni? Just saw an Edinburgh Medics Memes group Cause they're such wanks that they need subject specific groups

i was there , what a day that was haha

[jupe1407]

Christ

Further proof that Old Firm fans should be fucking sterilised.

[Widge]

Vanquinho., on 10 February 2012 - 01:16, said:

Well I'm currently about to attend an access-to-uni course (because I took too long to get my life in order), so I'm actually at Stevenson next door in Sighthill. But having a wander up to the cafeteria of Napier at lunch is always a journey full of wonder and vaginal brilliance, every day, without fail

Actually I had exams at Sightill and even though I was there for about 30 exluding being stuck in a room. I will agree with you, the really smart girls arent as attractive, the middling, just smart enough to go to a university on te other hand.

[Desert Nomad]

Don`t know about anybody else but my wall is clogged with this damn Kiltwalk. Constant updates and appeals for money - WE GOT YOU THE FIRST TIME!
If I asked anyone to sponsor me to walk 26 miles I`d get utterly laughed at, do something a little challenging and different! Mind you half of these fat b*****ds won`t last 5 miles, never mind 26 I suppose. And before anyone moans, I know it`s for a good cause & I give when I think it`s appropriate, like to someone who went ski-diving recently, and they only asked once!

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[wunfellaff]

Sick fecks these pair maybe, but how much do they look like a young Suarez and Evra getting on in racial harmony?

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[SaltyTON]

Desert Nomad, on 10 February 2012 - 13:42, said:

Don`t know about anybody else but my wall is clogged with this damn Kiltwalk. Constant updates and appeals for money - WE GOT YOU THE FIRST TIME!
If I asked anyone to sponsor me to walk 26 miles I`d get utterly laughed at, do something a little challenging and different! Mind you half of these fat b*****ds won`t last 5 miles, never mind 26 I suppose. And before anyone moans, I know it`s for a good cause & I give when I think it`s appropriate, like to someone who went ski-diving recently, and they only asked once!

Do it drunk, the 16 mile walk to Dumbarton from Cappielow nearly killed me cos we'd been out all night before it!

[Smurph]

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MY MUM JUST TOLD ME THIS STORY... A woman had filled her car with petrol at London Hall Road BP garage and went to pay... Being late at night she went to the window to pay the lady cashier. The lady said "come in" and customer replied, "its okay, I have the correct money". "No. Come in!" The cashier said again. The cashier said, "don't be alarmed and don't turn around. A man, with his face covered, has just got in to the back of your car and lay down. Now come in and look about the shelves there's a guy just climbed in to your boot and iv phoned the Police"... The police came out and arrested it, they found out he was a convicted rapist.. So everyone.. Beware...

I'm glad I don't have a car. I don't want raped.

[Mrs M]

Smurph, on 11 February 2012 - 21:00, said:

I'm glad I don't have a car. I don't want raped.

I think the moral of this particular story is: never pay for petrol.

[wunfellaff]

Mrs M, on 11 February 2012 - 21:06, said:

I think the moral of this particular story is: never pay for petrol.

Thing I dont get is he is in the boot!!!!!!!! !!!!! Doesnt matter if she is browsing the shelves or whatever, he cant feckin see. Go for a pint ffs woman!

ps, he cannae be a very proficient rapist, caught at least twice.

[Mrs M]

wunfellaff, on 11 February 2012 - 21:19, said:

Thing I dont get is he is in the boot!!!!!!!! !!!!! Doesnt matter if she is browsing the shelves or whatever, he cant feckin see. Go for a pint ffs woman!

ps, he cannae be a very proficient rapist, caught at least twice.

How was he planning on getting out when she got home? There's a few things not adding up here. I'm starting to doubt the veracity of this tale.

[itzdrk]

wunfellaff, on 11 February 2012 - 21:19, said:

Thing I dont get is he is in the boot!!!!!!!! !!!!! Doesnt matter if she is browsing the shelves or whatever, he cant feckin see. Go for a pint ffs woman!

ps, he cannae be a very proficient rapist, caught at least twice.

or the back seat?

[NotThePars]

My Facebook is currently filled with either "Crying so much at Whitney's death, those of you who are making jokes are heartless" and "she was a junkie, our soldiers are dying for our country." I hate this country at times.

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[Vanquinho.]

wunfellaff, on 11 February 2012 - 11:02, said:

Sick fecks these pair maybe, but how much do they look like a young Suarez and Evra getting on in racial harmony?

That picture seriously makes me angry, I wouldn't think twice about executing those c*nts.

[SuperCaleyGoBallistic]

Vanquinho., on 12 February 2012 - 23:39, said:

That picture seriously makes me angry, I wouldn't think twice about executing those c*nts.

^^^ rattled

[Kejan]

People tagging you in photos you aren't even in.

I dread tagged photos mainly because I'm an ugly b*****d so when I see you have been 'tagged' I get the fear big time of some close up of my moonpuss and turns out it's a picture of a house or something with 50 other names tagged whilst no one is actually in the photo.

[forehead7]

I'm looking forward to the Rangers meltdown

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sickens me that a club like rangers could face administration soon but clubs like mancity are spending 30-40 mill on 1 player!!

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Rangers will never die whatever anyone thinks.

[lanky_ffc]

Rangers fans on my Facebook have been disappointingly quiet.

[ditots]

lanky_ffc, on 13 February 2012 - 21:04, said:

Rangers fans on my Facebook have been disappointingly quiet.

Your lucky i've had several defiant "WATP" . What a bunch of fannies.

[SEETHING]

Mrs M, on 11 February 2012 - 21:06, said:

I think the moral of this particular story is: never pay for petrol.

I also like the wee "p.s. he was a convicted rapist", just to avoid any potential confusion as to whether he actually had an innocent motive.

[Dindeleux]

I've been getting called a wee Killie ***** today.

WTF does that mean?

Edit - clearly something offensive if P+B know about it

This post has been edited by Dindeleux: 13 February 2012 - 22:27

[young_bairn]

'Just remember we are the people, if rangers go out of business the rest of Scottish football will follow'.

[GordieBoy80]

I've not had much greeting from Rangers' fans despite my attempts to taunt them into it.