[seamus]

Monster, on 02 October 2010 - 19:28, said:

Who gives a f**k what that c**t thinks?

As for me, I'm in that bargain booze thread helping punters get pished for less continually. It's the burden of public service.

Im drinking chardonnay as Im posh as f**k

[Monster]

seamus, on 02 October 2010 - 19:32, said:

Im drinking chardonnay as Im posh as f**k

I always thought that about you.

I always figured: "That seamus, he's pretending to be a complete guttersnipe, yet I'm betting he powers into the really superb white wines in his Barratt home of a Saturday evening".

I'm having a cheeky wee Shiraz. Red rules.

[seamus]

Monster, on 02 October 2010 - 19:35, said:

I always thought that about you.

I always figured: "That seamus, he's pretending to be a complete guttersnipe, yet I'm betting he powers into the really superb white wines in his Barratt home of a Saturday evening".

I'm having a cheeky wee Shiraz. Red rules.

I am a victim of the enviroment on here as I am treated like a c**t so I act like one.
Its a self fufilling prophecy.
A bottle of chardonnay gives you a quicker dunt than 8 bottles of bud which means theres less conflict between myself and my spouse in relation to negotiating times for takeaway.

[Monster]

seamus, on 02 October 2010 - 19:41, said:

I am a victim of the enviroment on here as I am treated like a c**t so I act like one.
Its a self fufilling prophecy.
A bottle of chardonnay gives you a quicker dunt than 8 bottles of bud which means theres less conflict between myself and my spouse in relation to negotiating times for takeaway.

I don't really bother about the dunt, I just enjoy the wine

Quite incredibly though, we actually have something in common - arguing over takeaway times. Women.

[seamus]

Monster, on 02 October 2010 - 19:47, said:

I don't really bother about the dunt, I just enjoy the wine

Quite incredibly though, we actually have something in common - arguing over takeaway times. Women.

Oh I do especailly on a Saturday if Im not allowed out.I like to be half cut as it has to be within a time span which suits her then I get told what Im getting to eat.
Then she will ask me what I want and I say what you want and then she will say im no bothered then I will say I fancy an indian then she will say anything apart from an indian then I will say what about a kebab then she will say anything apart from an Indian or a kebab then I will say what about a chip and then she will say anything apart from an Indian ,Kebab or a chip.Then I will say what about you phone what you want and I phone what I want and she will say its too expensiveThen I will say what about a chinese and she will agree I will get a chinese if thats what you want.
Its always chinese and its always my choice apparently
PS I got the DVD and have not looked at the paper.

[Mrs M]

Has it not occurred to you to just say "Chinese" when she asks what you want?

[Monster]

seamus, on 02 October 2010 - 19:58, said:

Oh I do especailly on a Saturday if Im not allowed out.I like to be half cut as it has to be within a time span which suits her then I get told what Im getting to eat.
Then she will ask me what I want and I say what you want and then she will say im no bothered then I will say I fancy an indian then she will say anything apart from an indian then I will say what about a kebab then she will say anything apart from an Indian or a kebab then I will say what about a chip and then she will say anything apart from an Indian ,Kebab or a chip.Then I will say what about you phone what you want and I phone what I want and she will say its too expensiveThen I will say what about a chinese and she will agree I will get a chinese if thats what you want.
Its always chinese and its always my choice apparently
PS I got the DVD and have not looked at the paper.

Uncanny - I get the same.

I ask what she wants and she says 'not bothered', but by f**k if it isn't Chinese I'll know about it.

I didn't get the DVD because I didn't go to the shop, but I will tomorrow. Won't read the paper though - leftie shite.

[seamus]

Miss D, on 02 October 2010 - 20:05, said:

Has it not occurred to you to just say "Chinese" when she asks what you want?

I have just went through the same ritual then after I posted that and she asked me whats so funny.If I said chinese right away I would be asked "I take it you dont want chinese then?"

[Monster]

Miss D, on 02 October 2010 - 20:05, said:

Has it not occurred to you to just say "Chinese" when she asks what you want?

Oh f**k off you prostitute-looking mardy mare.

[Mrs M]

seamus, on 02 October 2010 - 20:07, said:

I have just went through the same ritual then after I posted that and she asked me whats so funny.If I said chinese right away I would be asked "I take it you dont want chinese then?"

There's no pleasing us, eh?

Monster, on 02 October 2010 - 20:09, said:

Oh f**k off you prostitute-looking mardy mare.

Shut your face, you miserable old git.

[seamus]

Miss D, on 02 October 2010 - 20:15, said:

There's no pleasing us, eh?

Aye it would save some fucking time if I just say Ill get a chinese but she might have a panic attack or something else

[Monster]

Miss D, on 02 October 2010 - 20:15, said:

There's no pleasing us, eh?


Shut your face, you miserable old git.

Aye, pull the age card you breeding machine.

seamus, on 02 October 2010 - 20:23, said:

Aye it would save some fucking time if I just say Ill get a chinese but she might have a panic attack or something else

Women.

[Ayrgirl]

For the record, we had indian on friday night.

Over a week since we had chinese