[seamus]

I think mullholland drive is free on Sunday too.

[Gaz]

Surely you can't be serious?

[drs]

The Guardian, what is it?

[seamus]

Gaz, on 01 October 2010 - 20:05, said:

Surely you can't be serious?

I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.

Joey, have you ever been in a... in a Turkish prison?

[seamus]

drs, on 01 October 2010 - 20:10, said:

The Guardian, what is it?

It's a newspaper which people read, but that's not important.

[meatymeals]

great film, love it.

[seamus]

meatymeals, on 01 October 2010 - 20:19, said:

great film, love it.

If it was made now there would be a public outcry as it was so un PC but funny as feck.

[Gaz]

"Over Macho Grande?"

"No, I don't think I'll ever get over Macho Grande."

[Swampy]

What in particular would case an outcry about it?

[Forest_Fifer]

I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you.

[seamus]

Swampy, on 01 October 2010 - 20:24, said:

What in particular would case an outcry about it?

Here is a convo between a little boy and little girl on the plane.


Boy:Excuse me, I happened to be passing, and I thought you might like some coffee.
Girl:Oh, that's very nice of you, thank you.
[takes coffee]
Girl:Oh, won't you sit down?
Boy:Cream?
Girl:No, thank you, I take it black, like my men.

[Kris Boyd]

It's the "guardian" seamus.... Please learn to spell. It might help you if you want to read a paper like the guardian instead of your normal daily record.

[drs]

Gaz, on 01 October 2010 - 20:24, said:

"Over Macho Grande?"

"No, I don't think I'll ever get over Macho Grande."

Oh dear,

Macho Grande is Airplane II - The Sequel.

[seamus]

Kris Boyd, on 01 October 2010 - 22:07, said:

It's the "guardian" seamus.... Please learn to spell. It might help you if you want to read a paper like the guardian instead of your normal daily record.

Fresh air is nice.
Try it.

[calum_gers]

It's not actually free if you have to £1 for the paper though is it?

[Mrs M]

calum_gers, on 01 October 2010 - 22:18, said:

It's not actually free if you have to £1 for the paper though is it?

Looks like I picked the wrong week to give up sniffing glue.

[Kris Boyd]

The Following is replies to the thread on "free beer glass" which was free when you send a text costing £1. Quite Ironic when you now see the same poster saying FREE dvd (which you can see for free now online) but you have to buy a paper costing £1. What a hypocritical baby.

seamus, on 18 September 2010 - 21:09, said:

If it costs £1 does that mean its free?

I thought free meant 0?

Does free now cost £1 after the recession?

seamus, on 18 September 2010 - 21:18, said:

How does almost free constitute £1? Really how does it?

seamus, on 18 September 2010 - 21:34, said:

Why the f**k else would I be on here?
Why the f**k else would you have posted a reply?
How the f**k does that thing called almost free work does it cost you £1?

seamus, on 18 September 2010 - 22:23, said:

and Im the one thats bored eh?
So bored that I start a thread like this and post a pic of a glass that costs you £1.
Brilliant.

seamus, on 21 September 2010 - 22:01, said:

How much did this free beer cost?

Again.... what a greeting faced wee bairn.

This post has been edited by Kris Boyd: 01 October 2010 - 23:34

[NotThePars]

Aye but you also get a paper which isn't written for a 9 year old/Old Firm fan.
I also want to prepare you for this...
The Guardian on a Saturday is 1.70 I'm pretty sure.

[calum_gers]

Kris Boyd, on 01 October 2010 - 23:32, said:

The Following is replies to the thread on "free beer glass" which was free when you send a text costing £1. Quite Ironic when you now see the same poster saying FREE dvd (which you can see for free now online) but you have to buy a paper costing £1. What a hypocritical baby.


Again.... what a greeting faced wee bairn.

I feel you have sullyed my sarcastic one-liner somewhat.

[seamus]

Kris Boyd, on 01 October 2010 - 23:32, said:

The Following is replies to the thread on "free beer glass" which was free when you send a text costing £1. Quite Ironic when you now see the same poster saying FREE dvd (which you can see for free now online) but you have to buy a paper costing £1. What a hypocritical baby.




















Again.... what a greeting faced wee bairn.

I said free WITH the paper crusty drawers

This post has been edited by seamus: 02 October 2010 - 19:11

[Monster]

seamus, on 02 October 2010 - 19:10, said:

I said free WITH the paper crusty drawers

So, not actually free then, you hand-wringing martyr obsessed cuntybollox?

[seamus]

Monster, on 02 October 2010 - 19:14, said:

So, not actually free then, you hand-wringing martyr obsessed cuntybollox?

It is if you buy the paper.
Oh what a sense of community some sad fuckers have on here

[Monster]

seamus, on 02 October 2010 - 19:16, said:

It is if you buy the paper.
Oh what a sense of community some sad fuckers have on here

So, you pay a pound for the paper and get the DVD.

You had to pay a pound for the text to get the beer glass, yet for some reason you railed against this claiming it wasn't actually free.

Just so we're clear.

Now, as for this almost free offer: cheers.

[seamus]

Monster, on 02 October 2010 - 19:22, said:

So, you pay a pound for the paper and get the DVD.

You had to pay a pound for the text to get the beer glass, yet for some reason you railed against this claiming it wasn't actually free.

Just so we're clear.

Now, as for this almost free offer: cheers.

Frank will be so proud of you fighting such a worthy cause
You told me Ill tell you

[Monster]

seamus, on 02 October 2010 - 19:24, said:

Frank will be so proud of you fighting such a worthy cause
You told me Ill tell you

Who gives a f**k what that c**t thinks?

As for me, I'm in that bargain booze thread helping punters get pished for less continually. It's the burden of public service.